Congratulations you're reincarnated!

... *Thump, Thump* *Thump, Thump* *Thump, Thump* *Thump, Thump*

I could hear only my beating of my heart. I was feeling like I was floating under water,... I think. I don't have problem with breathing and I don't feel the water. I don't know how I got here, and I don't care. I don't know were I am and I don't care. I can't open my eyes and I don't care.

WHY I DON'T CARE?! I can't see anything, I can't feel anything I feel only how my memories disappear slowly! I know is something wrong my logical part of me tell me this but is like... I don't know... weird. Wait, I'm in hospital now?

Yeah... That's it! I'm in hospital now! They sure shove in my body all kinds of drugs and medicine to help me to stay alive and now this is feeling is just the side effect of the medicament.

I'm kinda happy. I almost lost my mind there, oh I hope I don't do something stupid like the people on internet when they are under the effect of the medicament or whatever.

My sister will sure record me on put me on her YouRube page!

...I hope I will get some likes.

"H..buzz... ah.buzz... ur.....buzzzzzz.. y"

Huh? What was that? It sounded like a radio.

"W...*buzz*.. ait a..... *buzzzz* min..*buz*... ute"

Ok. What that? I don't understand what it said but I think it was "Wait a minute" or something.

"Aaahh, much better, thanks for waiting. First I better tell you that unfortunately you didn't survive the accident. You died a couple of months ago."

So, I really died. That's a bummer.

That felling again. My brain it tell me that it's wrong but is still something powerfull in my body commanding me to calm down and to not think at nothing. I hate it!

"Wow, your strong. Not many mortals can fight my spell."

Spell? What's saying? That's why I'm feeling like this? But it's impossible! It doesn't exist things like magic.

"It exist but you idiots humans killed all the people bless with magic. Witch Hunt, Van Helsing and silver bullets tell you something? Anyhow, yes you are under a spell that make you relaxed. I got sick with people who died and freak out months till they accept they are dead"

Oh. That actually make sense. I didn't struggle anymore and I let the spell to take over me. It made me relaxed and help me to think more clearly. With this it can help me to understand my situation. NY

So since I'm dead this is hell. I expected something worse, or now the nightmare start.

"Hey why you think that you're in Hell?"

Oh? Maybe you don't know but I was a gigolo in my life I date a lot of women for money.

"Yeah I know that but you just dated you never did more than holding hands with a girl even when they were begged you to slept with them you never did it because you know they were heartbroken or too drunk, that why you died virgin and....

.... Please shut up. It's true but please don't say it loud.

"Hahaha! Anyway sorry for making you wait acoupke of months I had to do something, to be god is kinda cool but it can be very suck sometimes."

No problem. I don't want to be disrespectful but if you are so busy why you're speaking to me?

"Oh that easy you will be reincarnated"

What! Fuck the felling is back my mind and body is fighting with the spell making me fell weird.

"Yeah deal with it. I made some searching about you and I will send you in a world you know the best. Also I will give you some help and some cool blessings to help you avoid the bad ending."

Wait!...

To late I was already feeling something grabbing my whole being and drag mr at a high speed. This feeling lasted for just a couple of seconds and suddenly I feel I'm laying on hard ground with my eyes closed.

I open my eyes and I close them immediately because of the strong light I try again, and I open my eyes my eyes hurt a but they gor fast used with the light.

I see a clear sky with a couple of fluffy clouds.

It looked beautiful.

I didn't know why I thought of that. Maybe because I didn't see the sky for so long or because of another spell. I didn't think much of it and i just close my eyes falling asleep on the hard ground.

*Ding*

"Congratulations you're reincarnated!"