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I'm Probably The Main Character Right???

A very satirical isekai and alot of fourth wall breaks! Join the very nicely (and epicly named), truck kun, godie the goddess,epic loli weeb, nicola tesla, einstein and isekai man in this great wacky world! Many Different Points of views! keep that in mind!

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Chapter 5- The Rise Of The Guild

Chapter The Rise Of The Guild

I saw Einstein, and the crew approaching us. Achilles was basically galloping right to loli and me with a big grin on his face. He said, "You are the guy that thinks he is the main character right?"

I nodded and said, "well it is obvious, isn't it? Why else would there be cheating characters helping me out?"

Achilles chuckled and said, "so you notice anything different about me, blondy?"

I responded, "No... wait, where is that squeaky voice of yours?"

"Well you see that squeaky voice of mine has been temporarily fixed but to get it like this I need to apply a special treatment from Einstein"

"I see" I responded, "well it was obvious! C'mon it is Einstein, so it is obvious he could do at least this much."

"So when are we starting the training? It should start soon right?"

Then Einstein replied "About that... first we need you guys to get familiar with us and what the guild represents. As for the actual training, it will start later in the afternoon, but we need to first learn what weapon would fit you the best. When choosing a weapon, remember to choose wisely for it will most likely have skills relating to that field of combat but it will also inhibit your aptitude towards other types of combat."

I see. If I chose to be a swordsman, I could be a more cliche main character. You know I am gonna be different, this ain't no SA*!. This is not your standard isekai after all! Anyways, so please tell us what the guild represents"

Einstein replied "I see thank you are so interested in it. here is a short fifteen-page slide on all about it."

Bruh, I then looked over to loli aka strawberry and she looked back at me teary-eyed

We both thought silently "This is school all over again! Anyways fine if this is what we have to do to get our training and become overpowered like in other isekais then fine ok, let's do it!

Ten Hours later

Yo when you said it was gonna be short I didn't think you would say everything, but hey at least now I know that the guild is basically the ones with power, basically the rulers of a country, and since this was now a new piece of land, it could be considered the rise of the guild, if I stayed in the guild and climber the ladder of positions harem I could gain power as well!

So hey Achilles, I asked, so what do you think would suit a mage like me? What would suit you, what would suit you... Ah, I got it! He exclaimed, the weapon that would suit you is nothing but a spear or even a sword, a spear would be great for medium-range and long-range but you would most likely use magic to use long-range so maybe a spear is too much, even though it is my weapon of choice. Then your best choice would be a sword, you can become a magician swordsman!

I let out an accidental squeal, I said wait you mean I can become a magic-swordswoman? That is like the best thing I ever heard, it is just like in many mangas and animes!

Um sorry, I let myself get carried away by my emotions, but still, a magic-swordswoman is pretty amazing you gotta admit it Achilles! Achilles responded, hey hey settle down, that is just one of the many options you know it's only a sword, (Pouts)

That was when Tesla said, well I think it is time for you guys to choose your weapon, we got bows, and arrows, daggers, swords, spears, shields, bats, clubs, maces, lances, axes, and guns, lots of guns.

As I stared at the options, there were guns, I could use guns but If I did I would lose my opportunity to be a swords-woman, But then I decided that I would become a swords-woman, after all, I am in another world, why would I try out guns right? Right then there was maniacal laughter.

Oh pardon me, it is just that for there to be guns here, that is gonna be very important, so I will go with a gun and an ax, for It would be a truly badas* combination!

I looked over at Einstein and asked, can I take the gun and the axe? I fear that without the axe I will die if my shots miss, pretty please?

Einstein looked at me and said you know what, sure you can. I looked back at my stats, and I checked my class, it said the following- Class 1: Gunslinger Class 2: axeman, I had two classes, I was only supposed to have 1, or so I thought.

It has to be because I am the main character after all, anyways when are we gonna start training, today? When I asked that, Achilles came up to me and said young man, you are very eccentric to come up with such a combination, but I assume you already know guns right?

Yeah I already know guns, I am a Texan after all, what would I do without my guns? "Ok?" Said Achilles, but still axes and guns? I see, you are an odd child.

Anyways let's get started, I see that you have chosen a sword little girl, Achilles told strawberry, well, I want to be like the heroes I admire and I wanted to be a magic swords-woman I think it will work out just fine, plus I can use magic so it will give me a great balance.

You may think that I am an idiot but in reality, I am just doing a calculated move, if I stick with loli weeb I can get a great combination going.

Anyways, what are we gonna train on today? "What I am going to be teaching you today is a way to increase your strength and agility! First, get on the floor and give me 100 push-ups, and don't forget to put your weights on. Bruh are you serious????

I dropped and told strawberry, good luck we will need it, yeah I know right, I haven't gifted much other than my books and ln! I looked at her but ln> What does she mean? Does she mean Light novels? Nah she must have meant something else, cause I don't think there is anyone else from earth other than me, wait there are geniuses, though, hmm... Maybe I am not the main character… Nah I gotta be!

Oh, what f*** am I supposed to do with the girl? I don't know much about magic! I hope what I am going to teach her somehow works and helps her out, the boy is an idiot though, doesn't he find his combination even a little odd and idiotic?

Looks at isekai man

Anyways now that you guys have completed your first exercise now start to think of strategies in which you guys can work together with each other ok? "Yes Sir! They responded, phew I thought I had not pulled it off, I thought.

"Um, I can be a great front liner and blondy over here could maybe be my protector and he could also be a ranged defender for me and the team! I could be in the middle of the field and fighting and he could be defending me from afar, and vice versa!" Loli Said.

You know what just now try to show me your axe skills and your sword skills with these sticks,

Hands sticks to them Here, now do a mock battle, the girl started to try to defend as the boy charged but then the girl went full-on attack and started to dodge every attack coming away from her, she said, I have the power of magic and aerobatics by my side!

The young man started to get cornered he then said, well I got the power of creativity, and he started to think about what would be the best solution he decided to go for a low kid and make both of them fall, I was impressed by the girl, she had a lot of potential and the boy had creativity he tried to get out of his situation so I underestimated the warriors, my trainees, how could I, I am a terrible boss and sensei, how could I? I feel horrible, I need to train them as my best apprentices yet!

As I started to get lost in thought I told them great job, so you told me you are a mage or wizard right strawberry? Yes, I am, Sir she responded.

Ok, I will show you something, think of a cup of water, and it's a few drops away from spilling now keep going and keep filling it with drops, now imagine it in the shape of something, perhaps water daggers or water dragons. Now imagine it seeping out of you and forming around you, and now release it and shoot it forward.

After I had said that there was a loud sound, a water dragon, covered and made from many dagger-shaped water scales, it flew out there and hit three trees before dissipating into the air. I knew she had it within her, but I did not think she would be this good at it! And hey he turned to isekai man and said show me your status, he then said status, I observed that he had the ignorant all-powerful one, ah I see, he doesn't know the whole world's situation so he can change reality to his needs and wants and he can't use it in the news the whole situation!

Ok, try making this pile of dirt here into gold! Um, are you sure? I don't have the magician's title but sure here I go! And once he said now the dirt had turned into gold, haha, of course, it did he said, I am me! All mighty and powerful mc!

Ah so that's where his ignorant title came from, right as I was going to teach him some battle techniques I heard a cough and I turned to see that it was Einstein and Tesla, she came and asked how the practice and teaching were going and I told them, well you know, today I did great, look at how fast they are progressing!

Those trees that are knocked out over there are due to me teaching epic loli weeb or also known as strawberry my techniques and isekai man or blondy are making gold over here because of his ignorant all-powerful title, and ability, until he finds out everything of this world he will be able to keep using it so that is great!

Einstein smiled and whispered to Tesla in the ear something, well then let me show you something Tesla said, you know how I can bring things from other worlds, right, so what if I were to spread old culture and form this into a country? This is the plan here

Shows plan to Achilles

You could be the general, you see it is very important because here in this world, we are literally starting off in a fresh canvas, the world is a blank canvas basically, so we need to start coloring this world in with our ideas and culture, for this will be our home and our future generations homes as well. So what do you say? Do you accept this offer?

Extends hand out towards Achilles

You know what? Sure, let us do it! This is a great idea, but what will this be called?

What will the country be called, I mean the gods already named the world Isekai Land so what about this country?

As he asked tesla the question that was when I came in, well you see Tesla and I have already spoken about that matter, and we have come to decide and agree upon the name "God's Dominion" due to the gods actively being involved here and as well as coming to visit here and plus we will basically be here forever, well at least the whole 500 geniuses they summoned here, but even our generations will probably also be here, the thing is though that they have been starting bringing people called weebs said tesla, I talked to apollo and he said that it was yes they could not age past 21 and neither would their kids, basically this is immortal heaven.

Anyways let's go get lunch, I have made some scrambled eggs and a salad with grilled fish I fished out of the river nearby, haha hey einstein you remind me of a housewife for some reason joked Tesla, I for some reason started to turn bright pink, what do you mean a housewife I am not a housewife, now stop joking and let's go eat ok!

Fine, let's get to the food!

As we went inside the guild I forgot to tell them that class was dismissed and ran to tell them that school was over and to come into the guild and eat. I saw them speaking with each other just as I was bringing back the 2 new recruits I overheard Tesla and Achilles talking, well what do you think of Einstein, Tesla?

I think she is brilliant. I heard Tesla say, my first friend in this new world and as well as my best friend, and business partner. But now I started to realize that she is not a girl but a woman, it's sorta hard to keep my cool you know, but I think I play it off just right, you think so, huh, so you like her?

I think so Tesla said, but she might not so it's best to push these feelings down I think, for she is my best friend and if something were to happen, I would lose her who is the dearest person to me. Ah, tesla, you poor soul, for you don't know anything, do you, What do you mean? Ah, nothing Achilles said, Then a moment later I exited the building quietly and then entered loudly and yelled I am back! Here are the kids, I turned to the kids and told them to listen to me and not say anything. They asked me about what, I then realized they did not hear anything so I said, don't say anything about my amazing cooking for I know it's the best!

So here is the food, please enjoy it for I have been working on it hard, oh thank you einstein you are amazing! No problem, oh and Einstein why are you all red, ever since you came in you have been looking red!

Oh that I am red because I was out there for so long without sunscreen and protection that I ended up with a sunburn, it's nothing else, so don't think it is anything like that! Like what? Asked Tesla, Ah, forget it anyways, what do you think of my cooking? Um, it is good, I guess, Achilles looked at Tesla and then turned to me and said, to be honest, I will make my own but thanks for the effort.

Loli weeb looked at me and said it's not good, I am sorry, and Started to get up to help Achilles, I could hear loli weeb and isekai man aka bindy call me a tsundere, I am not one I know I am not!

As I started to get up and all worked up, I told Tesla he could stop eating since it was bad. Everyone did not like it. I now knew that I didn't have any talent for cooking.

"Are you kidding me? Why would I stop eating this? This is an amazing meal you prepared for us, probably my best meal, plus I would eat whatever you cook, cause you are my friend Einstein!" Tesla told me

FOr some reason, my heart skipped a beat or two and then I started to get all red I then sat down and started eating, I see, so he is forcing himself to what my horrible cooking U feel so ashamed but I am happy that he is actually enjoying what YOU have cooked up for them, even though the others have stopped eating it because they thought it didn't fit their tastes, he still stayed and is eating my mess f a meal I have made fo rhythm, what a great friend, I am glad that I have had met him, for he has already started to change my life very quickly.

Thank you tesla, for eating my meal, you do not have to like that you like it, I know it is not the best at all or even close to it, thank you for being here though Tesla, please do not eat it anymore you will probably get sick, so please don't be eating the food I cooked up, for… Tesla interrupts

What do you mean, it's not good, it's amazing, see, Proceeds to shove food into his mouth, see it's great or why else would I be eating this? I see well thank you for eating my food. No problem grins

As I grinned at Einstein I could feel the food in my stomach making me feel odd, but it was for her, not like I like her or anything!

Anyways what do you wanna do later Einstein?" Einstein seemed deep in thought the moment I asked the question, she responded how about making our guild even bigger and have a bigger image and greater reputation we currently have? It would be a great opportunity to increase membership. How about opening a commerce area? Also known as a trading center, it could be part of our finance district! And we could establish a greater influence in town and that would also make us more and more known and people would migrate here and expand us, making this the biggest and more prosperous place!"

Great idea as always Einstein! I exclaimed

Thank you! Responded EInstein

As I had finished my food, I told Einstein that the food was delicious, her face was for some reason red, did the food affect her too? I hope she is ok, for she is my friend.

I then told her I had to go and do other things, I then hurried to the bathroom, for the food had messed my stomach up, but if I had to eat this food every day for the sake of Einstein having blissful days, then I will do so!