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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · เกม
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Chapter 112, Jiang Muyun, Enters the Radiation Island!

"I understand."

Upon hearing Zhao Yunxiao say this, Zheng Cheng felt perplexed, but he agreed verbally nonetheless.

"Captain Yunxiao, if there's nothing else, we'll head to the Star-Locking Array now."

"Wait a moment...!"

Zhao Yunxiao suddenly called out to them, "She's on her way."

"Who?"

"Jiang Muyun?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zheng Cheng and the others saw a young girl with long, pliant, black hair and a dignified princess-style haircut, wearing a white dress adorned with red flowers, approach them, escorted by three shadows.

Jiang Muyun.

The daughter of the Master of Black Sun.

A Fallen One who was once immersed in darkness, but saw the light.

A heroine who has gifted us with many world wonders!

"Captain Yunxiao," Jiang Muyun said sweetly, "I heard that among those participating in this year's combined college entrance examination for new professionists, there are a few of our fellow Night Guards involved. I wonder if these are the ones?"