One-shot

Once upon a time there was a sudden bang- it came from a nearby castle. A man rode to the castle on his horse, which is called Hotdog Guy. On the journey, he saw a big fat flying super-duper mat. The man felt confused- what was happening in the land of Gobbledygook? As the man rode on Hotdog Guy, he noticed a blonde woman from the window of the castle- she screamed "SOMEONE SAVE MY BIG FAT FLYING SUPER DUPER MAT!!!?" The man cried back, "Fear not, I'll catch it!". She jumped, and he missed his catch, she died. The wizard stepped back from the crystal ball, heart thumping- he had to prevent this horrible incident! Suddenly, the wizard realised that the blonde woman was in fact the princess of Gobbledegook- the man who rode on Hotdog Guy was accused of murder!! The wizard tried to trap the man who had been accused of murder with his magic. However, it was the wizard who set of the big fat flying super-duper mat in the first place. The wizard faced off against the man, who smiled at the wizard and said, "Hey little brother- come to finish me off?" The man unleashed his ultimate power form: a bunch of hotdogs flew out of nowhere and attacked the wizard, the man said "you're the reason that father has died. This is my revenge- don't underestimate the power of HOTDOGS!!" The hotdogs flew everywhere and the man could barely see in front of him as he was beaten black and blue by the hotdogs.

Suddenly one hot dog stood out, it turned into a man, it was their father, he gave the wizard a dirty bitch slap.

The man was surprised, but undeterred; with one movement, him and his father killed the wizard, and shook hands.

The man rode back to his hometown of HotDog Land, he stared off in to the sunset and said "you know HotDog guy, let's feed you your favourite food......The giant bucket of chicken wings from KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

and he died of food poisoning. The End