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Hogwarts: The Unscientific Wizard

Andy Collins insists Hogwarts is a cursed school. A centenarian lives in solitude, an elderly cat lady's marriage has broken off, a middle-aged man with a hook nose is heartbroken in love, a half-giant lives in a cramped hut and a glass beauty has a daily hangover. Andy Collins lists them all, and it seems that every single professor at Hogwarts is on the list of bachelors! The entire Faculty! Andy Collins had no great ambitions and just wanted to study 'Magical Magic' in peace. To have a happy life as a Professor at the school after graduation, Andy Collins decided to break the curse and spend seven years of school life solving the personal problems of the professors as a part-time gig. First, let's start with a blind date. PS: Mc only watched 1st Harry Potter Film. === Author: soda bottle cap === *Disclaimer* Other than translation, everything belong to the original creator. If the original creator wants to take it down, pls leave a review below, just found the CN novel and translate it here to increase my vocabulary, English and to earn some coffee change. If you have some extra pocket money, Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Crazy_Cat. This is where I read it- https://www.69shu.pro/book/52880.htm You can support original author in Chinese site.

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Chapter 67 How many steps are needed to bring someone into Hogwarts?

Walking out of the Potions classroom, Andy's face was full of smiles.

Snape ah Snape, no matter how sly you are like a ghost, you will have to drink my foot-washing water in the future.

Andy dared to bet that Snape had definitely experienced some unspeakable things during his student days.

Just by looking at Snape's current sloppy appearance, Andy knew that the script of his life was definitely not the leading male role.

Maybe it was the pathetic male number two, or maybe it was a campus villain like Malfoy.

According to the information Andy had learned so far, Snape appeared to have taken the school villain's script - he was a sinister and venomous person who didn't look like a good person.

It's only later that he experiences something that made Snape come to his senses and be a new man.

Kind of like a bloody drama where the hero and heroine join hands to wake up the villain.

Andy suddenly thought of the Levicorpus spell that Helen taught him.

This spell was invented by Snape but was learned by the Gryffindors, and they in turn used it to teach Snape a hard lesson.

Gryffindor girl, Levicorpus spell.

If it all tied together...

"It shouldn't, right?" Andy was stunned by the thoughts in his head.

If things were really like this, then Snape would be too miserable!

Of course, this was all just Andy's speculation.

Maybe the truth of that year was just like what Helen said, Snape had tried to divide Gryffindor, soliciting a certain Gryffindor girl to join the Death Eaters' camp, only to be stopped in time by the four warriors of Gryffindor.

But there had to be a reason for Snape's conversion, right?

Maybe it was love!

Andy felt like he was getting closer to the truth.

"Andy, are you okay?" Seeing Andy come out, Hermione rushed over.

"Didn't I tell you to go to the Great Hall first?"

Andy laughed, "Besides, Professor Snape may be a bit grumpy, but it's not like he's a bad person."

This incident today truly made Andy regard Snape in a favourable light.

If one day Andy became powerful, only to have a young wizard, who was far less powerful than him, know one of his shameful secrets, then Andy's only answer would be Obliviate.

But Snape didn't do that.

According to Helen, Snape may have joined the Death Eaters at one time, or at least intended to.

This would suggest that Snape was not a good person.

But when he confronted a young wizard who knew his 'shameful secret', he just warned him not to tell.

That was all!

"What does Professor Snape want with you?"

Hermione still felt a little uneasy, "I almost went to Professor Dumbledore, but I don't think Professor Snape would dare do anything to you at Hogwarts."

It was over, even Hermione didn't have a good impression of Snape now.

It was better not to introduce this kind of person to aunt.

Lest he be neutralized by Ashia in a fit of rage.

"Come on, let's go to the Great Hall for lunch first!"

Andy said as he walked, "Professor Snape told me to be careful lately, he thinks that Quirrell will probably retaliate against me."

"Quirrell!?"

Hermione instantly tensed as she looked around, "If Quirrell really knows that you were the one who bewitched Malfoy, he'll definitely retaliate against you. Just look at what happened to Malfoy."

"What do you mean I bewitched Malfoy? It was clearly done voluntarily by him." Andy rolled his eyes in disbelief.

"Is it?"

Hermione glared at Andy, "If you hadn't bewitched Malfoy, he wouldn't have been attacked by Quirrell."   

Andy sighed, "I didn't expect Quirrell to be that kind of person, either. Hermione, don't say anything about this when we get to the Great Hall in a few minutes, lest we cause a panic."

"Hm! I know." Hermione nodded.

***

When Andy and Hermione walked into the great hall, the young wizards in the great hall turned their heads at the same time to look over.

"Oh..! Thank goodness. Andy, I can't believe you're still alive."

Andy's roommate, Anthony, asked with an exaggerated look on his face, "What exactly did Professor Snape do to you?"

The others also had curious faces.

Andy had to admire the speed at which rumours spread at Hogwarts, did these little wizards have nothing else to do?

"It's related to our dormitory."

Andy said with a glum face, "Professor Snape asked me to inform you all to come over."

"What?"

The faces of Anthony, Michael, and Terry instantly changed drastically.

Even though Andy had returned alive, the three of them still didn't want to meet with Snape in private.

Who knew what vicious means Snape would use to torture them?

They had already inquired, Neville Longbottom from Gryffindor had been detained by Snape - Snape had made Neville clean out Toad's stomach.

Michael's legs were already shaking.

Hermione whacked Andy nonchalantly, "Professor Snape has other business for Andy that has nothing to do with you."

All three looked at Andy at the same time, it was better to be sure about such things.

Seeing Snape was indeed scary.

But if Snape really wanted to see them, and the three of them ended up not going - that outcome might be even more frightening.

Andy shrugged and ignored them.

Who let you three run away first without any sense of righteousness?

What is the most important thing in life? Righteousness!

Look at the Gryffindors.

Don't look at them usually looking silly, but when something happens, they can be relied on!

What about you guys?

When there is danger, you will compete to see who can run the fastest, won't you?

The Anthony trio was relieved as if they had been pardoned, and after they calmed down, they realized that their backs were already drenched in sweat.

***

The Ravenclaw had a History of Magic class with the Slytherins in the afternoon, and Andy made a point of checking Malfoy out a few times during the class, but couldn't see anything wrong with him.

Malfoy looked like he had recovered from a major illness, but he seemed to be in good spirits, and whenever he talked to someone about his attack, he always had an 'I'm a hero' posture.

As if being attacked by dark magic was something good.

The key is that there are actually people who envy Malfoy for being attacked by dark magic.

What else could Andy say?

It was just youth!

"He seems to be all right now, doesn't he?" Hermione said with a sideways glance and lowered her voice.

As much as the young witch hated Malfoy a bit, the fact that Malfoy had been attacked had something to do with Andy in the end, and the young witch couldn't just sit back and watch.

"Well...he seems to be doing alright."

Andy leaned closer to Hermione and asked, "Hermione, you've been reading more books. Let me ask you if you wanted to bring an outsider into Hogwarts, what would you do?"

"What else can you think of besides taking a Polyjuice Potion and getting into a trunk that has been enchanted with an Undetectable Extension Charm?"

That solution was so obvious that Andy felt that there was no way Voldemort would use such a low-level trick.

Hermione looked at Andy fixedly, and after a few moments of silence, she suddenly said with a serious face, "I will ask Professor Dumbledore for permission."

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