The boar bares its fangs....while zenitsu sleeps

"AHHHHHHH! STAY BACK! STAY AWAY! STOP! AGHHH! I'M NOT TASTY AT ALL! I'M SURE I HAVE A HORRIBLE AFTERTASTE! AND THE OTHER ONES ARE SO SKINNY! I'M SURE THEY'RE DRY AND TASTELESS" zenitsu screeched

"Heh heh...i won't know until i eat you!" the demon yelled

The demon's tongue shattered a jug

"GYAHHHH! WHAT THE-?! WHAT A FAST TONGUE! IT SHATTERED THAT JUG! THAT'S INSANE!"

They ran into a room and hid there.

"ZENITSU, YOU IDIOT, STAND UP!" shizen yelled

"NO! SAVE YOURSELVES! I'M USELESS!"

The demon crawled into the room.

"Heh, heh! I'll slurp your brains out through your ears!" the demon said.

"WAIT IM A DEMON HUNTER FOR CRAPS SAKE I-"

Shizen's blade was missing.

"OH CRAP! I'M USELESS!"

And with that, zenitsu fainted.

"AW MAN I'VE GONE AND KILLED HIM!" shizen cried.

The demon crawled closer.

"Welp shoichi...sorry we couldn't get you to your sister-"

"ZENITSU WAKE UP, PLEASE!" he screamed.

The demon's tongue flew at them

Until

SLASH

Zenitsu was standing

But he wasn't screaming

Was he asleep?

He grabbed his blade

"Zenitsu?" shoichi asked

The sound of thunder came, and the demon's head was cut off in a flash.

"Damn-"

Blood splattered everywhere like rain.

And zenitsu woke up

"GYAAAH! IT'S DEAD!" he screeched when he spotted the demon's head by his foot.

"HE SUDDENLY DIED?! WHAT THE-?! I can't handle this!"

Then he spotted shizen.

"THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME! I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS! MARRY ME PLEEEASE! YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME YOU WERE SO STRONG!"

"Zenitsu, i'm a slayer...also, no i will not marry you"

"SO I AM GONNA DIE ALONE LIKE THE SANDWICH KID SAID"

He began bawling.

"Oh jeez…"

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.

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"PIG FACE SLOW DOWN, JESUS, WE HAVE TO REGROUP WITH THE OTHERS!!" hoshi yelled

"SHUT UP! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!" inosuke responded

Does he?

Does he really?

Sniff

Sniff

"WATCH OUT!"

She grabbed inosuke.

A demon's hand shot out.

"You dodged! You're awfully lively for humans! It'll be a treat to carve away your flesh"

Star breathing first form--

"RISING SCORCHING SUN!!"

A wheel of flame cut the demon in half.

"OI NOBARA! THAT WAS MY STEPPING STONE DUMBA**!!" inosuke yelled

"MY NAME IS NETSU DANG IT!!"

"You know pig face?" hoshi asked

"Yeah...he followed shizen and I here...his name is inosuke hashibira"

"REMEMBER THAT NAME! I'M GONNA BE THE GREATEST SLAYER EVER!"

"You need brains to be the greatest slayer ever" hoshi muttered.

Then inosuke continued running.

"OI! WAIT UP!!" netsu yelled