Prologue: Second Chance (Revised)

Floating in a back void space I stared out into the nothingness like I've been doing since I've arrived in this place.

I have no idea how long it's been. It could be just a few minutes have passed, or it could be years have passed. I have no way of actually knowing.

But since you're listening and since I don't know if you'll be the last person I'll ever talk to I might as well take this chance and tell you how I ended up here.

It's actually not a long story.

I was a 21 year old college student. I was a nerd who was into anime, videogames, and manga. I had a few friends, and also a girlfriend who was a graduate student.

Older women are my preference. She was also really kinky, but I didn't mind that either.

Anyway, I was walking back to my dorm from my girlfriends place after having some cosplay sex, since she was really into it and all, and then all of a sudden when I was crossing the street I heard the sound of a truck horn coming from my left.

I turned to my left, and then was instantly smacked in the face by the front of a red semi-truck and sent flying through the air.

When I landed I crashed into the side of a building and my brains splattered all over the while.

Cleanup on aisle twelve.

Sorry, sorry, bad joke I know. But humor helps me deal with the endless solitude that I will probably experience for the rest of eternity.

Because I'm probably in either heaven or hell. And if that's the case I have only one thing to say.

It sucks.

It sucks big time.

I would actually prefer pearly white gates, or even a pit of fire than this endless void space.

It's driving me crazy.

If I ever meet the being who created this place I am going to give them a piece of my mind.

But yeah, I'm dead. Killed in one of the most cliché ways possible. Though at least it was the best cliché way possible. Since I got taken out I'm glad it was by truck-kun.

Thinking on that made me feel happy. I would have put a smile on my face, except I don't have a face at the moment. Or a body for that matter.

Ever since I entered into this void space I've just been a consciousness.

It's actually been quite liberating in a way. Like post-nut clarity.

I started thinking about various things besides my death.

When all of a sudden the void space was enshrouded in a massive light. I was blinded for a few seconds, but as quickly as it began it ended.

Once it did I found myself standing in a white space, and I had my body back. Also I am not alone.

In front of me sitting in a golden chair is an old man with a white beard. Actually I recognize him.

"Gandalf?" I questioned.

"No, I am god." The Gandalf look-alike spoke. "The only reason I am appearing to you as that wizard is because I took it from your memory for this conversation. If you were to gaze upon my true form, your mind would explode." He explained to me.

"Ok." I said. "So, what is happening right now?"

"You were chosen my the god truck-kun for reincarnation." God told me.

I widened my eyes. "Wait, wait, wait, truck-kun is a god?" I asked.

Gandalf/God nodded.

"That explains so much." I mused.

"But then wait, what does that make you?" I asked Gandalf.

"There are many different gods in this thing called the universe, just like back in your old reality on your home Earth." Gandalf/God explained. "I am also a god just like truck-kun. I am the reincarnation god. He and I are best friends actually, we've been working together for millennia to send chosen individuals into their second lives."

"I understand everything now." I said.

Gandalf smiled, nodding at my understanding.

"So, let's get this started then." I said.

"With pleasure." The reincarnation god spoke. He then snapped his fingers and a giant Wheel of Fortune Wheel appeared to the right of him. On it were the names of various worlds.

One Piece

Naruto

Attack on Titan

Fairy Tail

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Warhammer 40K

Dragon Prince

Hunter x Hunter

Horimiya

Bungo Stray Dogs

And the list went on and on.

"I am about to spin this wheel, and whatever it lands on will be your new world. No changes and no complaints, understand?"

"Yes." I said.

Hearing my answer the reincarnation god spun the wheel.

It then turned round, and round, and round, until finally it came to a stop.

Highschool DxD.

Which actually isn't too bad.

Despite the dangerous beings on the level of gods, if you are born into the right conditions in the DxD world then you can become an absolute beast.

Not to mention DxD has some of my favorite anime waifu's of all time.

Grafiya, Venelana, Ingvild Leviathan, and a host of others. So depending on what part of the timeline I get reincarnated into I am collecting them all. Especially those sexy milfs Grafiya and Venelana.

Their husbands give them no love at all. But I certainly will.

Yes, indeed.

I will have them screaming in pleasure while their cuckolded husbands are none the wiser. I wrote several fanfictions about it during my last life after all.

This is going to be fun.

I put a grin on my face and started seeping toward the dark side.

"Ok the world has been chosen." The reincarnation god said. "And might I say, it's a good one indeed. A lot of sexy beauties to have fun with." He said, giving me a thumbs up.

"Ah, so you are also a man of culture?" I asked, returning the thumbs up.

"Sure am." The reincarnation god proudly said. "I am also an ass man as well. Just like you."

"Good man." I said.

Ass is first-class after all.

"Moving on though, there is one more thing you need to do before I send you on your way. You are getting three wishes, so chose wisely." The reincarnation god told me.

"Any restrictions?" I asked.

"You cannot wish for more wishes. Thanks for reminding me." He explained ."Also no god-like powers right off the bat. Otherwise watching your life would be boring."

"Sorry, what?" I questioned.

"Yes, we gods watch the lives of reincarnators like cable primetime dramas." The reincarnation god explained. "Truck-kun and I are very proud of our last few reincarnators." He said. "So then, your wishes?"

I thought about it for a moment, and then decided on my first wish. "First off, I want to be born in the same era as Sirzechs." I said.

The DxD world is dangerous, and I need strength. So what better way to get it, than to be born into the same generation as those who were made into the new Maou after the Devil Civil War? Also, I thought why cuckcold Sirzechs, when I can just steal Grafiya from him entirely?

Hehehe, yes.

That silver-haired maid will be calling someone else master once I get my hooks into her.

On another note being born in such an era of warfare will give me a chance to make great achievements for myself. I will also get to play around with the timeline quite a bit before canon starts. That excites me the most.

"It's been done, and just let me say nice choice. Not many people have the guts to enter the DxD universe during such an era of bloodshed. I tip my hat to you." The reincarnation god mused. "Second wish?"

"I want to be born into the Belial clan." I said.

Out of all the devil clans in DxD I think the Belial clan trait is the coolest. I mean as long as the Belial can understand something then their clan trait [Worthless] can nullify its effects. And it can be applied to anything, even sacred gears. It's basically an all-round form of Rizevim's [Sacred Gear Canceller]. I wonder if their clan trait can even be applied to weapons like Holy and Demonic swords? If my theory does prove to be true, then the possibilities with this clan trait are endless.

"Oh, interesting choice." The reincarnation god mused. "Not many people ever come up with that one." He explained. "So, then what is your last and final wish?"

"I would like to have a body with an unlimited potential for growth and gaining strength." I said.

If am I going to make the changes I want and survive until the canon era I need to be strong. Strong enough so that any enemies I come up against I can beat. With gods like Odin and Hades in the DxD universe I cannot do without this power. Hell, thanks to this wish I can most likely become a Super Devil. No, I will become a Super Devil.

Not only because of the prestige it will grant me, but because the title just sounds badass in my opinion.

"Granted." The reincarnation god said. "Well that's it for your wishes. Good luck, and build that harem. Also nice plan, cuckcolding Sirzechs. I always hated it how he hardly ever showed Grafiya any attention in the anime and acted like a kid."

"I am the same." I said. "We are too peas in a pod. Goodbye my brother!" I shouted.

"The same, my brother!" The reincarnation god said.

We both stared crying manly tears as he waved his hand and my body was engulfed in a bright light once more.

Even if I didn't reincarnate into the best of circumstances, meeting the reincarnation god was worth it.

He is a true brother as Franky from One Piece would say.

Mad Respect.

Still, I hope I don't see him too soon again.

I really hope this new life isn't a shitty one.