why so serious?

"Light work no reaction"

Nom nom nom

"Light work no reaction"

Nom nom

"Ooh thats got a-"

.....

"Agh where am I?"

Jale got up and looked around, he was in a battlefield.

He tried to get up on his two feet but he felt something weird. Turns out he was sitting atop a dead body

"AYO! How did hell did it get to this... I was watching a live stream and now I'm here."

The battle had already ended, it was safe to assume that there was no one left at the battlefield right?

Wrong.

"Hehehe looks like we still have a living person here.."

Someone popped up infornt of jale

"HOLY CRAP!"

Jale took out his sword and sliced the head of the old man off.

....

"I did that on instinct and no supernatural activities?"

"That's surprising."

The old man appeared again

"Why so serious?"

"Ahem.."

"I mean no harm, I'm just here to help you"

Jale looked at him suspiciously.

"Oh yeah? Well I don't want any help at all!"

The old man looked at him with a straight face and said "You will need my help."

"Why is that?"

"You have a fatal wound"

"Where?"

"The hole in your chest"

"Ah."

The old man sighed "look I can heal you but you will owe me one."

"How am I still alive with a hole in my chest?" Jale said shocked

"No idea, figure that out later. Here take this flask, pour it into your wound and it will heal."

The old man hands him the flask

Jale opens up the cap

"Holy... This smells horrible"

"Quickly!"

Jale poured the liquid in the flask onto his wound and it healed in an instant of course with a flash of light to add into the epicness.

"magic?"

"Yes"

"Not surprised."

"I can tell"

Jale took of his helm and his knightly armour.

"Alright I'm off, anyways why help me?"

"Because you were the only one alive, and I was in a good mood today"

"Well thanks anyways I'll return the favour when I can."

"I'll be waiting"

"I'll be off then, see ya" jale walked off

...

"I've been walking for quite sometime, I need to find a pond or a lake."

After a few minutes jale found a lake.

"Great! I'm going to settle here."

Jale freshened himself up and washed himself by the lake.

"Beep beep"

"Huh?"

"Unconventional system activated!"

"That sound horrible"

"Player needs to wait for the system to load before utilizing it."

"Yeah and how long will that take?"

"5 months."

"As long as it's not in years"

"Error in calculation!"

"Oh man what now?"

"Time for system to load will be 4 months and 11 days"

"That's relieving I thought it'd be worse"

"Anyways time to settle down here!"