Planning and not doing

Harry woke up with Hedwig nibbling his ears.

Harry begrudgingly opened his eyes, at least he woke up before the sun and the barking dog this time.

Hedwig seeing that his pet had woken, flew out of the widow while hooting at Harry.

Hearing the hoot, Harry shook his head and mumble "Yes yes, bacon ready at 9 am."

While doing a mental plan for his day, he went to take a shower.

First thing was to hide his money trunk somewhere, he was thinking to ask for help from the Flamel's. Heck, he could just ask them to make a whole security system for his new bank. He thought that it would be a great favour in exchange for the stone. Also, he really wanted to know what would happen if the old fossils learned the Scan Spell.

He might not care a lot about Alchemy and research in general, but he knew about four people that would love to learn, and he owed them enough for some free alchemy classes with the greatest Alchemist in history.

Also, he wanted to see what the old couple would do after learning that an 11-year-old kid had stolen their precious stone, he should also ask for a memory of Dumbledore's face.

Thinking about giving back the stone, Harry summoned a big ass diamond from inside his trunk. The diamond was the size of his fist.

He then summoned the Philosopher Stone and, again, with the screen spell, made another copy. This would work like the real one; though, it wasn't a real artefact, meaning that the stone would be destroyed after some time. Still, it wasn't a problem, he could literally make a Philosopher Stone with pieces of normal rocks. They would break after a couple of hours, but he could.

Seeing two Philosophers Stones, Harry shook his head. If he was honest, he didn't know how the fuck the stone worked, he wasn't a Master enchanter, not an Alchemist. He knew some stuff, alright? It would be embarrassing for the strongest wizard in the world not to know… At least enough to copy or destroy the work of other people, but engraving something already made and creating something from zero? That was impossible for him, even being old as fuck, he still couldn't sit and study for more than a couple of hours.

He could only think of a couple of times that he went research mode, and most of them depended on a project followed by a lot of adventures or straight pettiness.

He was a man of action. Fighting? Sure, Curse breaking? Please, destroy the evil dark rituals and save the day? Give me three for takeout, please.

But research? Those were things for bookworms, and he wasn't one!

There was a reason why he had taken so long to create a ritual for destroying Horcruxes. And the upgrade for the mind palace? He knew that if Fleur had half of the knowledge he had inside his mind palace, she would have finished in a week, tops.

Yes, Harry Potter didn't like to study, and he honestly didn't care. He had his strong points, and even if not knowing really how, he could do things with his wand that others would think to be impossible.

Harry stopped thinking about how much of a badass he was and instead conjured a couple of parchments, quills, and ink. The moment the conjured objects appeared, he exclaimed, "Fuck!"

Harry was looking at the floor, all the parchment was wet, the blob of ink was all over the floor, while the feather of the quill was looking all sad after absorbing so much water.

He then looked at the two still floating Philosophers Stones, they were of course wet. He had been so sleepy that he forgot that he was still under the shower.

"At least the stone would be clean?"

Harry was again in his hammock, he of course had an ugly bathrobe on, this one was especially shiny and had a small cat drinking tea floating in a galaxy, the stars were sparkling like glittery goodness.

He was thinking about what to write to the Flamel couple.

"Fuck it!"He waved his wand and conjured a new, now dry, parchment, quill and ink. Seeing the poor-quality parchment paper, he shook his head and vanished it.

He summoned some new parchment from his recently bought Hogwarts trunk.

Looking at the premium paper, he said "This is good!" You need good paper for a good ransom letter"

Harry started to write the letter.

[Dear Mr and Mrs Flamel,

My name is Harry James Potter The Great.

How are you guys doing? I'm doing extremely well, thank you for asking.

You might be thinking: How in the world did a brat just find our home and send us a letter?

To that question, I can only say: 'Hehe'

Did you know that Dumbledore was planning to send the stone to Hogwarts? And then use it as a trap for Voldy the Dark Tosser?

If you didn't, now you know, also… Why the heck did you give him the stone anyway?

Well, not my problem…

Anyway, to a more serious topic, I have kidnapped your stone.

If you want to see it again, please invite me for some tea.

With a lot of love -Harry the P.

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Pd: I'm sending you a copy of the original stone.

Pd2" I'm also sending a copy of the copy, so you can believe that it's an original copy.]

After writing the letter, Harry again made another copy of the stone, this one was of worst quality than the diamond one, it was also made with a pair of socks, he was sure that the Flamel's would notice that it was a transfiguration and not a 'real' real stone. Still, he had the real one, and he already had a copy of the magical wavelength of the original; to make one whenever he wanted.

Harry conjured a white bag to carry the stones. Seeing that the bag was kinda boring, he decided to paint two big googly eyes on it. He also cast a Charm into the bag so that when they opened it, it would scream as if being stabbed.

Harry kept looking at it, something was missing…"A small hat!".

Seeing the now googly-eyed bag with a small hat on top, Harry nodded his head. And stick the letter to the bag with the always infallible Sticking Charm.

"Hedwig! You have work!"

Hedwig came flying seconds later and hoot, "Hoot?"

"Yes, to the Flamel's"

"Hoot!" Hedwig grabbed the package with his talon and started flying.

Seeing Hedwig, Harry, carrying the package made him think about the Portable Floo Network.

The portable Floo network or Zifloo was an object invented by the biggest inventors in history, Henchgirl and the Professor. They had worked for the really elusive and mysterious Mr Black.

The Zifloo had the form of a small zippo lighter, the flame of the zifloo had two colours, one normal and another green that was connected to the main Floo Network. Even with the later invention of the Magicalphone, it had still been a must-buy. Not only was it more durable, but I could also send packages by extending the flame. It was also way cooler than a phone.

Thinking about his Ziflloo, Harry decided that it was going to be his first plagiarism!

Seeing that it was already 10 am, he decided to start packing, he was going to live in Diagon Alley for the next month.

Harry prepared everything, he didn't have much, all the important things were inside his super trunk, while the clothing and school stuff were on his Hogwarts one.

He looked at the two shrunk trunks on the palm of his hand, he really wanted his own house. At least he now had enough money for going into a proper hotel in Horizont Alley, he had enough money for Vertic Alley, but he didn't like the snobbish shops. Still, it was way better than Offish Alley, that place was almost as boring as a Vogon in working hours.

He also needed to remember to tell Madam Malkin's where he was staying, he hoped that The Lucky Griffin had rooms. He knew that it was at this time of the year that most rooms were reserved.

There were a lot of muggle-borns coming from far away, especially the seventh-year students. They would normally come to the Alley around August to start practising for their N.E.W.T.s.

Once packed, Harry went out and cast a quick Lumos with his wand.

Only a second later, a triple-decker, purple AEC Regent RT stopped and opened its door.

"Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike, and I will be your conductor this evening"

Harry shook his head and said, "The Leaky, please"

"Did you hear Ernie?-"Old man at five!" "Take him away, Ern!"

Harry had a lifetime experience with the knight bus, so it was with a pro Quidditch reflex that Harry cast a Sticking Charm into his seat.

After a couple of fast turns, jumps and divings, they arrived in front of the Leaky Cauldron.

While going down Shunpike said to Harry "Watch out for the pea sup! Don't let it bite you!".

Harry chuckled and then frowned, it had been a hard pill to swallow to find out that Shunpike was a blood supremacist.

He shook his head of useless thoughts and entered the Leaky.

"Hey, Harry!"

"Ho, Hey, Tom, how are you doing?"

Tom smiled at him and said "Fine. I'm preparing for the next weeks!"

Harry nodded his head. August was the busiest time in the Alley, especially Diagon Alley, it wasn't a rule to buy the Hogwarts list in Diagon, but they were the first and oldest shops of all the Alleys, so people still buy it there. It was also the only street to have all the necessary shops together, all the other alleys were full of shops selling different things; from enchanted clothing to tourist travel packages. There were also Toys shops, food, optic and glasses shops, etc.

The Alleys as a whole were a real shopping street way bigger than Diagon.

It was a pity that most Muggleborns didn't know that other Alleys existed. It was not a secret, the problem was that most of them didn't ask about it. In the past, he had also been one of them. Thinking that all the stores in the UK were in Diagon Alley, and, to be fair, most kids didn't need any other stores.

"Hey, Tom, did someone leave a message from me?"

Tom put on a thinking pose and after a couple of seconds shook his head," None that I remember".

"Thanks!"

Seeing Harry going to the Alley entrance, Tom asked, "Do you still remember how to enter right?"

"Yep!".

Harry was now in the Alley, he had a list of things to buy.

On the list, there were things like extra potion ingredients, better quills, enchanted underwear and boots.

He was happy to buy a pair of vintage Dragon Hide boots, well, vintage for him at least. Still, Dragonhide boots were not only THE most comfortable but also durable. In the future, a pair of them would cost as much as 10,000 G. The reason was that dragons went almost extinct to the point that killing one would take you on a trip to Azkaban. He was also looking for a good pair of Acromantula silk underwear.

Harry walked inside Madam Malkin's store.

* tiding *

Entering the store, Harry saw Malkin's working on a small girl.

The girl had straight, red hair and had the same height as him, short.

"Welcome! Welcome!, please wait a minute. Ho, Harry! Good to see you!"

Harry smiled and waved at her not wanting to bother her.

Looking around the store, he noted that Rose was not there.

The Madam didn't need to pay attention and looking at his face said "If you are looking for Rose, she isn't here until tomorrow!" I'll send her to rest before the high season starts!"

"Ho, well, anyway. I wanted to tell you that I'm staying at The Lucky Griffin, so leave a message there, please"

"I have a better idea, why don't I close the shop for today and we take the picture now?" While saying this, Malkin looked at the redhead who was a little fidgety not knowing what to do, and said to her "What do you say, Susan? Do you want to help me take some pictures at Harry Potter?"

Susan's eyes opened wide in surprise and, almost screaming, said "Harry Potter!"

After saying this, Susan turned around really fast, completely forgetting the treads still hanging from her.

Harry, who was already walking towards Malkin caught her while saying "Uff, nice save, he?"

Susan's face turned completely red in embarrassment and started to stutter "T-thak Y-you!"

(A/n: don't be pervs, she is 11!)

Harry laughed a little and helped her get up again.

"Don't worry, so are you taking my pictures too?"

Harry, hearing the name Susan, had already adopted her as his sister. In his past life big Su, as he called her, had been one of the small groups of people that he could trust, they had even worked together as Aurors for a couple of years until the whole Love Potion situation happened. Still, she had always had his back.

Susan again turned red, making Harry chuckle and pat his head like a grandpa to their grandsons.

This irked Susan a little, making her frown and said "Don't pat me! You are ruining my hair!"

"Hehehe, sorry"

Malkin's interrupted their bonding with a small cough.

Harry and Susan looked at her.

Seeing the stern face of the madam, both of them shut up.

She nodded her head and smiled at both of them and while looking at Harry said, "Stop bothering my Susie and go sit over there!."." You can start looking at the boxes over the countertop over there. " Malkin pointed at a pile of boxes just at the side of the register box.

While walking to the countertop, he heard Malkin's say to Susan, "Isn't he a trouble maker?"

Susan put a stern face, or at least as stern as her chubby cheeks could do, and said, "Yes! He is!"

Harry chuckled, "Don't laugh at me!" "Sorry, Susie!" "Don't call me Susie!" "Okey Susie!"

Susan wanted to get down and teach Harry a lesson, but seeing the face of the madam made her stop. Still, she didn't stop sending him a stinky look.

Harry feeling the stare, looked behind and showed her his tongue. Susan responded with the same.

Harry was now in front of the boxes, there were a lot of folded clothes.

He grabbed the one on top, it was a dress, and while leaning his chest toward the dress, he exclaimed, "Do I look pretty?", followed by a quick spin.

Susan started to giggle while the madam rolled her eyes and said, "the box under is the men's clothing…and dear…you need to fill up a little more for a dress".

Seeing that all the clothes were for women, he started to look at the other box. Opening the box, his eyes light up. The T-shirts had some cool embroidery of Quidditch teams. They were all from the League Thirteen! , Harry started to look for his favourite and ex-team; while passing through others like Aplleby Arrows, Caerphilly Catapults, Holy Harpies and…Chudley Cannons "Diug! You have Cannons t-shirts? For what? To mop the floor?"

Both Susan and the madam giggle in response.

Harry kept looking at them until he found it; Puddlemere United!

Gabbing the shirt, Harry looked at it with fondness, he had really enjoyed playing for the Puddlemere.

Both Wood and he had been the best duo, funny enough, he didn't play as a seeker but instead took the beater position. Hitting Ginny with a Bludgers had been the greatest fun. He was so good that people said he had Bludggers instead of balls.

Harry kept trying on clothing while reminiscing about his short, but great, Quidditch career.

"Did you like them?"

Harry looked at the Madam while smiling "Yes, they are great!"

"Good, now lest go up, and take some pictures!"

The group of three was now on the second floor.

It looked as if the madam had already been prepared herself because the whole room had a big animated poster of a Quidditch stadium full of people clapping while the more famous players of the League Thirteen were flaying and waving at the camera.

Harry looked at the big picture with sparkles in his eyes and asked the madam "can I keep it?"

Madam Malkin's frowned a little and said "I don't know, it was really expensive".

He really wanted the poster! So with quick thinking, he said "Actually, I wanted to speak about a great business deal!"

Madam raised an eyebrow at him as if saying 'go on'

"We can make the first official Harry Potter clothing line! Not only that, but I was also going to send a letter to Nimbus to make a limited edition broom, we could take a picture with both of them together!"

Malkin's eyes shined for a little but then shook his head and said "there is too much merch of you, Harry…I don't know if it will work well"

With a huff and a frown, he said "They are illegal! I'm actually looking for a lawyer to take legal action, did you know that I never received any royalties?"

Malkin frowned and exclaimed "They had been stealing from you?!" Susie! We need to tell Amelia about this!"

Susan nodded his head and screamed "Open the Floo! I will call her now!"

Both Susan and Malkin's leave.

"Mmmm, well...I better start thinking a good place for the poster".

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After being ditched, Harry started to get bored and seeing all the fabrics and yarn around him, he started to make some enchanted embroidery. It was not hard. It was basically normal embroidery, but you just need to send magic into the thread while also sending the necessary animated charms or effects.

The differences between his enchanted embroidery and the normal embroidery way, is that the normal one would make the charms disappear quickly, while the clothes would support less complex enchanting, meaning fewer options.

He started to wave his wand casting charms to the threads and started making some clothes.

He made a cool green wizard robe with round glasses pattern embroidered on it. Every couple of seconds the glasses would shine a little as if they were hit by the sun.

He then made some cool jumpers that had a big thunder cloud in the middle, it was moving as if real and sending some thunder that written 'Harry Potter' under it.

The problem with this was that Harry, even as an adult, tended to not really pay attention to things that he didn't care about. So he didn't hear the chatter going up the stairs.

"Really? They have been stealing from Harry Potter?"

"Yes, auntie!"

"And what about his guardians? Why didn't Dumbledore do nothing!?"

"I don't know Amelia, but right now the boy needs legal help and…"

The angry ladies stop speaking.

In front of them, Harry Potter was sitting on the floor. All around him there were pieces of fabric floating and sewing into full pieces of clothing. Once the clothing was ready, they would go to the end of a line like a group of children waiting for Harry to start making the embroidery.

Susan was with his mouth open.

Amelia on the other hand was looking at the kid with raised eyebrows not knowing what to say.

Madam Malkin's on the other hand screamed "You little devil! What are you doing with my Egyptian cotton threads!"

Harry stopped his embroidery and looked up.

Seeing the group, he could only think of the greatest book in the world and say, "Why do you leave me alone?"It's not my fault!"

Seeing the angry face of Madam Malkin's Harry, Harry paled; while thinking that maybe 'The Three-step Plans For the Great Manipulator' wasn't as great of a book as he thought.

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Three ladies and an embarrassed Harry were sitting inside a nice restaurant.

Before Malkin could skin him alive, Amelia, Susan's aunt, decided to continue the conversation over food and some glasses of Gilly Water for Madam Malkin.

Malkin was the first to speak.

"I can't believe that we left you alone for only 30 minutes, and you caused so much damages!"

Hearing Malkin say that his great clothes were 'damage' made him get into the defensive, so he, as the grown-up old man that he was, said, "Hey! My clothes are not 'damage' they are nice! And have great enchantments too!"

It was really funny how much he had tried to 'act' as a kid while entering the Wizarding World, yet here he was doing N.E.W.T.S. level enchantments and using an embroidery technique that still didn't exist.

Yes, that embroidery technique was invented by a bored Hufflepuff in the future.

Yet Harry had completely forgotten about it; maybe he was finally getting a little senile?.

Hearing the eleven-year-old defending his enchantments, Amelia finally spoke, "And please tell me, Mr Potter. Where do you learn those enchantments? And why were you using magic outside the school? Or better yet…were are your guardians?"

Hearing all the questions, Harry finally remembers that he was, in fact, an eleven-year-old ignorant brat that shouldn't know anything about the Wizarding World and less; casting advanced charms for enchanting.

He closed his eyes and said, "I demand a lawyer!"

Susan snorted, she was enjoying seeing the multiple panicking faces that Harry was making.

Amelia, on the other hand, twitched her mouth in amusement and said, "You are not in court, not getting arrested"

Malkin, on the other hand, had calmed herself down a little and could finally remember that little Harry was using advanced tailoring charms.

Still, she had grabbed all the pieces of clothing that the little imp had made and decided that it was now a good moment to see them.

Seeing Malkin's grabbing the bag with Potter's clothing, Amelia waited before speaking. She was also interested in seeing the 'enchanted' clothing.

Malkin grabbed a jumper and opened his eyes wide while caressing the stitches.

The stitches were tightly put together, and the yarn would shine a little depending on where the light hit, looking beautiful.

Seeing this, she opens the folded jumper.

This time she was surprised. In front of her, there was a realistic moving picture of clouds. This wasn't that surprising as it wasn't impossible to make pictures that moved slightly. But that was the thing; the picture of the cloud moving was really long. The clouds of the jumper sent thunder down and the words 'Harry Potter' appeared. This made Madam Malkin completely lose it and pass out.

*Thud *

Madam Malkin's head hit the table.

Susan screamed, "It's too ugly! You kill her!"

Harry after hearing Susan snort.

Amelia on the other hand Accio the jumper towards her.

Seeing the long animated drawing, she understood why Malkin's passed out.

After all, seeing an eleven-year-old doing a better craft than your whole career would make anyone die in envy.

Still, she needed to calm her niece. So she said to Susan in a low but stern voice, "Susan! She is not dead!"

Susan, who was about to cry, looked at her and then at Malkin's passed out body and asked "A-are you sure?... Is not ugly?"

Harry felt like those Chinese wizards and wanted to puke blood.

Amelia wanted to laugh, but quickly calmed herself and gave the jumper to her niece.

"Woooow, it's really cool!"

Susan was looking at Harry with admiration in her eyes.

Harry, like the grown-up that he was, says, "See? They weren't 'damage'?

*Cough cough*

Amelia looked at Harry and said "You know? You didn't answer a single question, and yet. I now have more. So?"

Harry looked at Amelia's eyes and gulped. He knew that there was no escape this time.

"What do you want to know?"

"The start?"

Hearing this, Harry looked at Susan and then at Amelia and said "Is not a happy story, at least it is not for kids"

Amelia sighs, and remembering that Madam Malkin was still passing out, she cast a Rennervate, waking her up.

The madam was going to start her tirade when Amelia interrupted.

"Can you take Susan to the Abbott's? I need to speak alone with Mr Potter".

Malkin nodded her head, but she still looked at Harry and said "I will wait for you tomorrow, Mr Potter, we have a lot to talk about, you haven't forgotten about the pictures, right?"

Harry saw her taking the clothing and said to her, "Hey! My clothes!"

"MY, clothes, Mr Potter. Or you forgot that you didn't ask for permission?"

Harry seeing the scary smile of Malkin's, nodded his head.

"Come on, Susie, I'll take you to play with little Hannah"

Susan looked at his aunt, who had just nodded at her, making her pout. Still, she followed Malkin's lead.

"See you later, Harry! I want a jumper on Hufflepuff colours!"

Harry put on a wary smile and nodded.

"Okey let's go to my office in the Ministry, I'm sure that you want privacy"

Harry and Amelia Apparate from Diagon Alley, leaving a big crack on the floor, and with another crack, they appeared inside the office.

Harry knew that he could only Apparate here because he was with the head of the DMLE.

Amelia was waiting for Harry to start at least getting dizzy, but seeing that he was perfectly fine, made her have more questions.

Harry sat in front of the desk without waiting for Amelia; he was honestly tired of pretending. And he knew that Madam Bones was trustworthy. At least he felt that he owed it to the past Susan. She had always spoken wonders of her aunt. And remembering how she died…she at least deserved his respect.

Amelia didn't sit and instead tapped, with the tips of her wand, a big Auror badge that was on the wall hanging.

The moment she touched it, the badge made a loud * hummm *

Harry knew that Amelia had just turned on the high-security wards inside the office.

Amelia sat and looked at Harry.

The both of them looked at each other for a while until Amelia exhaled and tiredly said "You need to understand that people have been looking for you since that tragic night. And now Mr…Harry, I find you doing charms like a master and making never-seen enchanted objects? I need answers, Harry, please".

Harry was with his eyes open in surprise; he didn't think that Iron Fist Bones would act so…gentle.

Still, he needed to ask.

"Why?"

Seeing Amelia did not understand the question, Harry asked again.

"Why is so important?…why do you care?"

Hearing this, Amelia closed his eyes and after opening them said "My brother, Susan's father, was a really good friend of your parents-"

"-Ther order of the Phoenix?"

Amelia opened his eyes wide and asked, "How?"

Harry snorted.

"Yesterday I found my mother diary's inside Gringotts vault"

Amelia frowned and said, "I thought that everything was lost?"

Harry frowned and responded "it wasn't, my mom was smart enough to charm the whole house to send all the objects inside the vault should something happen"

"But Dumbledore…"

Hearing Dumbledore's name Harry's face went red in rage and said,

"Dumbledore knew! If I hadn't found my mother's old journals, I would never find the things!"

Amelia started massaging her face and asked "can you explain"

"When I entered yesterday I thought that it was weird that there was only gold inside.

My mom always writes in her Hogwarts journal about how things aren't always as they seem, at least not with magic involved.

"I then remembered a spell invented by a zoologist that my mom was fan off. The spell was 'Avenseguim' and I thought that I could use it to find my mom's things by sending the spell towards the gold".

Hearing this, Amelia opened his eyes wide in surprise, that was an extremely hard spell to master, and using it on gold inside the Vault could have worked well enough.

"What happened next?"

Harry screamed at her, "It appeared! All of it! The paintings! The books! All of it! It was there hidden!"

Amelia paled, thinking about what this could mean…

"You understand, right? Someone entered my vault and hid everything!"

Amelia shook his head and said "That's impossible, only your blood family can enter the vault"

"Except if the goblins helped!"

Amelia stood up and went to serve herself a glass of Fire Whisky; she really needed it one right now.

"Okey let's stop here for a little.

"I will assume that you learned magic with your mother's school Journals?"

Harry nodded his head.

"Since when?"

Harry frowned, thinking what age should be good enough. Thinking that this was a great chance to stop acting and have some more freedom, he answered.

"Since always, I been doing magic since five, of course, I didn't knew that it was Magic, I thought that they were the 'Freak' powers that my uncle beat me for, so-

-"Wait! Your uncle beat you up?"

Harry nodded his head and with a happy tone said, "Don't worry the whale piece of- "language!"-Is in jail now and my aunt and I are having a 'normal' family relationship"

Amelia poured herself another glass; she had just found, that the bloody boy who lived and apparently Merlin reincarnation had been living in an abusive household and beaten up for doing magic!

Seeing her serving another glass Harry said "Don't worry-

"Don't worry? You could have become an Obscurus! The boy who lived an Obscurus!"

Harry paled a little. He had never thought about the possibility. But now that Amelia said it, it should have happened. Thinking the why's, made him conclude that the wards plus the magic bounds in his core had probably eliminated any chance to it.

Still, knowing that he should have, probably, been one, makes him tremble a little.

He still remembers the first and last time that he fought one. It hadn't been pretty, and he almost died two times. Even now he could remember the Dark magic that the Obscurus emanated; it was worse than a horde of Dementors.

Amelia wanted to hear at least some good news and asked, "Did you say that is now better?"

Harry put on s genuine smile "Ho, yes. My aunt actually wants to divorce my uncle.

"She still doesn't want to hear about magic, but apart from that it had been good".

Amelia seeing Harry smile, relaxed a little, and asked "And where is she now?"

"Ho, She went for a vacation" Knowing what Amelia was going to ask he continued "I hadn't received any letter back from Hogwarts and I didn't know where to buy my things so I needed to wait for someone".

"Wait! What? No letter? Then how do you buy your things!?"

Harry smiled "Hagrid! He is a really nice fellow, he even gifts me Hedwig!"

Amelia couldn't believe it; the next thing she would hear was that Harry Potter hadn't taken his pre-school potion kit yet.

Thinking about Hagrid's personality, she still asked, "What about your school potion kit?"

Harry made a genuine dumbfounded face and asked "eh?"

Amelia was looking at the ceiling, thinking about why she still worked; she had enough money to retire…Yes, retirement sounded great…maybe Brazil? It had some nice beaches…

Amelia's future retirement plan was interrupted by Harry's question.

Amelia's future retirement plan was interrupted by Harry's question.

"What is the school potion kit?"

Harry meant it. He couldn't remember a single time in his Hogwarts years hearing someone speak about the potion kit.

Heck, he had never heard of it when he was a Headmaster.

He wanted to close his eyes and look for old memories to see if he had forgotten.

Amelia tiredly answers "Is the potion against the most common magical maladies, it's a standard kit given to all first-years before Hogwarts"

"Son of a bitch!"

Amelia didn't even try to stop the cursing.

"Now what?"

"Now we are going to St. Mungos to make a full check-up on you.

"Before that, I have one last question, are you sure that Dumbledore's hide your things?"

Harry frowned "Yes! Hagrid had even said that he had my Vault Key!"

"What are you going to do about Dumbledore?"

Harry looked at her as if she was stupid and said "Nothing! He is the headmaster! I will pretend to be a little ignorant puppy until I hire a lawyer and then I will sue his pants off!"

He was going to do way more than that, but Amelia didn't need to know.

Amelia nodded her head; she was glad that the little imp wasn't going to go around trying to fight Dumbledore; this was a delicate problem and she needed more time for investigation.

Poor Amelia didn't know that the 'little imp' was a full bonafide Devil and would turn the whole Wizarding World upside down in less than a day.

"Okay, let's go to the Hospital. By the way, where are you staying? Are you alone?"

Harry nodded his head and said, "I was going to book a room on The Lucky Griffin, and yes, it's only me, Hedwig and my wand!"

Amelia frowned at that and said "No way you are going to live alone, you are coming with me"

Harry wanted to protest but was cut out "I was not asking, even if a genius you are a minor and I will not have an underage Wizard, with the ability to cast N.E.W.T.S charms running around!"

Harry pouted and said, "I won't destroy anything!"

"You made Madam Malkin's faint! And it was only after being alone for 30 minutes!"

Harry didn't have an answer for that, well, he did, but he knew when to shut up.

Still, he wanted to have the last word, he was Harry Fucking James Potter, The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, The Boy Who Conquered, World Champion Duelist, Grand Master of DADA, Minister of Magic, Hogwarts Headmaster and Time Traveler!

So, with the most pompous voice, he could muster, said, "I will live with you but I want ice cream every day!"

"No. way"

It was like this that Harry fucking James Potter, The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, The Boy Who Conquered, World Champion Duelist, Grand Master of DADA, Minister of Magic, Hogwarts Headmaster, Time Traveler and The Boy Without Ice Cream. Apparate towards St Mungos.

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Harry was now sitting on top of a hospital bed.

All the spells were saying that he was perfectly fine. And that couldn't be possible, as he was, in fact not well. He still had some malnutrition from years of abuse; his sight was shit; his badly healed bones were still there, and he didn't have any defence against magical Maladies.

This was making the Healers grab their hair in frustration.

Harry knew that it was thanks to the blood wards still leeching out of his magical core.

Still, he couldn't say that, but he could name all the things he knew that were bad with him, and he did.

After saying the whole list of beatings, broken bones, badly healed scars, etc. The room became silent.

Harry didn't stop and instead said, "Maybe someone curse me? You know? To not get any help?"

While saying this he was looking at her now, new Aunty, Amy.

At first, Amy tried to stop him, but he wasn't going to stop. After all, he was Harry Fucking James Potter, The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen… (A/n: Lockhart did it better)

Yes, he was Harry Potter and could win any argument by being obnoxious as hell.

Amy understood what he meant, and took a mental note of things to investigate Dumbledore for.

The oldest of the group claps two times and says "I only know about one person that knows so Strong Dark Curses, but she is on vacation for a week, still we just need to schedule for her first day".

All the Healers nodded their heads in agreement.

Amy though, asked "Who is the witch? And what can we do right now?"

"The witch is Mrs Tonks. And right now? We can only make him drink the potions plus a prescription for a new pair of glasses. For everything else we need a proper check".

Amelia looked a Harry asking for his agreement.

Harry shrugged his shoulders ad said, "sure, why not?"

The rest of the Healers were going to leave the room, but before they could Amelia grabbed his badge and said to everyone inside "By orders of the head of the DMLE, This has become a criminal investigation!

"Thus I will need your full cooperation and ask for the vows of Patient and Healer to be active for this moment onwards"

The people in the room were going to complain but the oldest member of the group said, "Don't worry Madam Bones, I'm sure that anyone here understands how much of a danger they are knowing that someone is trying to endanger The Boy Who Lived"

After saying all this the people shut up; some of them were now pale in fright.

Amelia just nodded her head in thanks while the same doctor said "I will bring the potions, just a minute, okay?"

When they left the room, Harry looked at his new Aunty and said "way to go Amy!"

Amy only shook her head.

The healer came back after a minute, but before administering the potions, she asked Harry.

"Are you sure that there isn't anything else? Maybe something weird that had been happening to you?"

Harry put a frown on his face until he remembered that he wanted to make his cat Animagus legal. He also thought that it would be nice to prank them a little.

Harry put on a thinking pose, looking like The Thinker statue.

While in this position he started to change the colour of his shaved head.

Seeing the wide eyes of Amy and the healer, he started to change his hair colour to full green while drawing black question marks on top.

Amelia knew that Harry was pranking them and slapped the back of the head.

"Hey! I was thinking!"

Amy shook his head and, while massaging his eyebrows, asked, "Anything else?"

Harry started to sneeze out loud

"Achoo!"

"AAAChoooo!"

The old Healer said in concern, "Are you alright?"

Harry sniffed and said "sorry I'm allergic to cats"

Amy and the healer asked at the same time, "Cats?"

Harry then started to transform into his house-cat Animagus.

After transforming, he noted that he was seeing things way bigger than before; he also didn't feel stuffy at all…

"What's that!?" The healer screamed in panic while Amelia was pointing his wand at him.

Seeing the wand, he tilted his head to the side; he was going to give them a cute meow at them, but instead, he made a really ugly sound. "HIIIIISSS" This sound made Amelia think that Harry wasn't himself right now, and not knowing if he would attack, she cast a stunner spell.

The stunner hit the cat Harry, but instead of stunning him, the cat shook his head.

Amelia and the Healer took a step back in panic.

Harry also took one step back; he was completely tripping right now!

After the stunner had hit him, he started to see double! not only that, he was also feeling double!

Literally! He tried to move to the side only to bump towards another thing. When he bumped into the other thing, he felt it, as if he had bumped himself in two different parts and places at the same time.

He got scared and jumped back a little, again, he felt as if he was jumping back at two different places at the same time!.

Harry shook his head, still feeling double, and this time looked at the thing that he had bumped into.

In front of him, there was a…cat?

Harry blinked and looked at the cat? His cat? That cat was him!?.

Seeing the other cat also opening his eyes wide in surprise makes him understand.

He wasn't a house cat but a fucking Matagot!

The cat in front of him started to nod; he had stopped seeing double a few seconds ago. He also knew that he could probably change…minds? awareness? With the other cat.

Still, seeing Amy get ready to cast another spell, he decided to transform into a human.

When he was transforming, the second Matagot disappeared with a puff into a black cloud.

He was shaking his head; It had been really weird to have two senses at the same time.

Amelia seeing Harry back screamed "YOU! You know how scared I was!

"I-I"

Harry only looked at the floor in shame. He knew that it wasn't nice to scare people like that, he had lost enough people in his life to know what it felt like to be worried about others.

"Sorry Aunty, I didn't know!"

Amelia seeing that Harry was sorry, calmed himself a little and asked "What do you mean you didn't know? I swear that if you tell me that it is your first time, I will…"

"No! No, I thought I was a cat" Seeing Amelia's face, Harry corrected himself, "A normal house cat! I didn't know that I was…that!"

The Healer, who had taken a little more to compose herself, said with an amazed voice "A Matagot! A magical Animagus!"

The healer got close to Harry and started to cast charms on him. Seeing all of them coming with what could only be read as 'Nothing wrong here, move alone!' Make her scowl.

Amelia, on the other hand, asked "A Matagot? Like the ones from the French Ministry?"

The healer exclaimed "Yes! Yes! They are one of the most amazing creatures in the Magical world!

Harry knew what Matagots were. And he also now understood why he had felt so stuffy in his home.

The Matagot was a magical beast that resembled a large black cat; more specifically, a way bigger Sphynx domestic cat. They were also classified as spirits and were resistant to most forms of magic to the point that they could multiply themselves after being hit by spells. Something really interesting about Matagots was that they would unwittingly transform into normal house cats should they leave the Magical World. That was also one of the biggest reasons that they were used for normal errands in France and why he had felt so stuffy when at his aunt's house.

Harry was in deep thinking, he didn't exactly know why he was a Demiguise; he had less of an idea as to why a Matagot. He should probably read the book, Animagus and You by Jorge Fast Snail, before reaching any conclusion.

Still, he wanted to have a normal Animagus license. But now? He didn't know what form would have been better. He at least hadn't transformed in the middle of the examination.

At least he could plan something with Amy.

Speaking of Amelia, she was currently calming the Healer and promising her that she could 'research' on Harry after he had his Animagus license and better health. That was good enough for the old healer because she calmed herself.

Amelia, seeing the healer calm, looked at Harry and asked "You know that you need to take a license, right?"

Harry looked at Amy and asked back, "Do you think that you could hide it for at least a year? You know…we don't want HIM to find out".

Amelia knew who HIM was and frowned a little; after a little thinking, she slowly nodded her head.

"Yes, one year won't be a problem, I could probably hide it under other files…and I have a recently graduated that had been training under moody."

Harry raised his eyebrow.

Amelia tapped her head and said, "She has the same ability".

Hearing this, Harry's eyes sparkled. He knew who that person was!"

After the whole debacle, Harry finally drinks the disgusting potions.

Amelia needed to finally go to work, so they decided to look for the Methamorphamagus together and finish with the License.

While leaving, the healer was waving at Harry while saying "Remember to come back!"

Harry only mumbles "That's something that you shouldn't say in the hospital"

Amelia chuckle and Apparate.

The both of them were again inside her office.

This time Amelia looked at him and said "You are going to be a chore, don't you?

Harry only sent out a cheeky smile.

"Whatever, let's go to look for Moody"

Harry asked "Mad-eye?"

The two of them leave the office.

A young brown-haired girl greets her boss while looking at Harry "Hello Boss! You need some papers to sign…is that Harry Potter?"

Amelia ignored her assistant's question and said "Not now, Charlotte, leave the papers on the top of my desk"

The assistant only nodded her head.

The two started to walk again.

While walking, Amelia looked at him and asked "How much was written on your mom's Diary?"

Harry frowned a little; the diary was real. He didn't read it in this life, but it was there, should he need to use it as proof for something.

"Everything"

Seeing the disbelieving face that Amelia was sending him, he again said "I'm serious, it is all written. The battles against Voldemort, the death of her friends, her first kill, it even wrote Dumbledore's plan for the Fidelius and everything"

Hearing this, Amelia makes a really sad smile and in a low voice says "so, you know about the Sirius betrayal?"

'Easy bait'

"Harry stopped walking, and looking at her with a sad voice said, "Sirius betrayal? Is that why he didn't come to visit me? What about Lupin?"

Amelia looked at him, not understanding, "Didn't you say that it was written in the diary?"

Seeing Harry's puzzled face, Amelia asked "You know that Sirius gave the Fidelius secret to Voldemort, right?"

Harry opened his eyes wide in horror and screamed, "What do you mean by secret!? He wasn't the secret keeper!"

Amelia grabbed Harry's hands and went back, again, into her office. She then cast a Patronus in the form of a big swarm of bees and said to it, "Moody! In my office. Now!" She then cast another one and said "Code RED!".

Seeing the two Animagus floating away, Harry thought, 'A swarm of bees?… Such a Hufflepuff'

Amelia looked at him with a stern look that screamed 'Now nonsense!' And asked,

"Are you sure that Sirius was not the secret keeper? You need to understand that Sirius is currently inside Azkaban for the betrayal of your parents, the killing of Peter Pettigrew and the Death of 13 Muggles.

"I am not asking you, Harry, I'm ordering you to tell me everything!".

Harry shook his head, "I told you, everything is on the diary! Peter was the secret keeper! They change it without telling anyone!"

Before Amelia could respond a man with a growling voice and looking as though his face was roughly carved from wood entered the office while asking "Bones! What do you mean by code red!?"

The man stopped speaking and while looking at Harry, he said to Madam Bones, "I swear that if you call me to babysit Harry Potter I…"

"Alastor! Stop!" Amelia then looked at Harry and nodded her head.

Harry opened his mouth and started telling, he was telling everything since yesterday, making Alastor snap at him "Faster boy!"

Harry nodded his head; he still remembered the bad temper of Alastor, and after taking a long breath he spewed "Siriusblackisnotthesecretkeeperbutpettigrew!"

Alastor growled in response and said "Slow!"

"Yes, sir!" Harry was having flashbacks of his Auror training, "Sirius wasn't the secret keeper of my parents! It was Pettigrew! They change it at the last moment to fool Voldemort!"

Alastor looked at Amelia while his right eye was still looking at Harry and asked "Amelia, how much can you trust his words?!"

Harry exclaimed, "It is written in my mom's diary!"

Alastor kept looking at Amelia, who nodded her head, making the mad Auror scream "Fuck! Are you telling me that we have an innocent Sirius Black inside Azkaban?"

Harry used this opportunity to comment "Maybe we should look for his trial? He might be in prison for other reasons"

Amelia leaves the office to look for the trial copy.

Meanwhile, Alastor went to her boss' alcohol cabinet and started serving himself a long glass of whisky.

After that, he sat in front of Harry, looking at him without saying anything.

Harry was getting a little restless, that moving blue eye was as ugly as the first time he had seen it!

Alastor asked "Tell me where The Boy who Lived had been living for the past decade"

Harry nodded and started telling him the whole story of his life; he was particularly telling him about his fake journey learning Runes and charms, of course, he didn't speak about the stone or other really important things. He still remembered that Alastor was Dumbledore's man.

" Animagus? Show me!"

Harry rolled his eyes; he was, again, getting used to Mad-eye and started to relax.

He closed his eyes and transformed into a big Sphinx black cat with big green eyes that were shining like two light orbs.

Alastor nodded and without warning, cast a stunner spell.

The Matagot jumped back in panic, but the spell still hit him.

Moody was looking with raised eyebrows at the now two Matagots.

It was with a small smile and pointing his wand at the Animagus-brat that Harry jumped behind the chair for cover.

*thud crash* "Meeeowww!"

Amelia had been looking for the paper trial for the last 20 minutes.

It was only after casting some charms into the pile of files around the room that she noted a small closed black carpet appearing. The carpet had the words [Sirius Black Trial] written.

She grabbed the carpet and frowned. The carpet felt extremely light, as if empty.

Opening it up makes her curse "fuck, it's empty?"

Amelia started going back to her office while thinking about why the carpet was empty. He would need to investigate and …Amelia thought stopped after opening her door office.

"Hahahahaha!"

Inside, was Alastor sitting in her chair while loudly laughing at ten black cats that were walking and bumping into each other as if they were dizzy.

Amelia shook his head. She really didn't want to know so instead she threw the file at Alastor.

Alastor stopped laughing and instead looked at the carpet; after opening it, he asked "That's it?"

Amelia frowned and responded "The carpet was hidden under a charm and already empty"

Alastor casts a spell at the matagots, making them puff out in black smoke. On the ground, there was the groaning Harry "That's worse than a line of pixy dust"

Amelia ignored the fact that an eleven-year-old knew how pixy dust felt and instead said to Alastor, "Something is fishy"

"Do you remember the trial Alastor? I know that you were there"

Alastor frowned at that and tried to remember.

After a couple of minutes, he started to sweat and, banging his fist on the table, exclaimed "Someone messed with my memory! I can't remember anything!"

Amelia thinks out loud, "Who?"

Harry, who was now feeling better, responded "Maybe the same person who hid all the things in my vault and cursed me?"

Amelia's eyes widened in recognition.

While Alastor asked "Curse? Hidden vault?

"Bones what else are you hiding!"

Amelia looked at Harry.

Harry only says "The diary says that he was part of the Order"

She understood what that meant, so looking straight at Alastor, she said "Moody, this can't go into Dumbledore's ears, if I find out that you told him anything, I will send you to Azkaban for obstructing the investigation"

Alastor widens his eye and mumbles "Yes, there is only one person that good at Mind Magics"

He then looked at Harry and said "I was only a part of the Order because the Ministry was compromised, and we were losing the war, I'm first an Auror!"

Harry only shrugged his shoulder; he honestly didn't care, at most he would need to put him down himself. It would not be the last time, not the first, that he needed to kill or arrest a 'friend' after getting betrayed. He was sadly completely used to betrayal.

Amelia seeing Harry shrugging his shoulder thinks that even if, a little genius, he was still a kid, and the whole situation was probably too much for him. Heck, it was too much for her.

Seeing Alastor's questioning look. She started to explain all that had happened, from the abuse in the Dursley's to his recent visit to the healers.

Alastor was listening attentively while also asking some questions. He was also cursing a lot.

Halfway through the story, Harry was getting bored, so he asked Amelia, "Aunty, can I go register my Animagus?"

Amelia frowns and says "We need to hide the news more than ever…"

Alastor on the other hand said, "Let me call Nymphadora, she is perfect for the job, and the girl can be trusted".

"We think the same"

Harry wanted to leave, so he asked "Can I go look for her?"

Alastor snapped "And show the whole Ministry that Harry Potter is here!?"

Harry sent him a cheeky smile and shook his head, making his hair completely change.

His shaved blackhead was now a long silky blonde mane. Harry smiled and said, "Do I look pureblood enough?"

"Hahaha!" Brat, you are full of secrets, he?"

Amelia still wasn't convinced, so she cast some subtle charms changing his eyes colours to blue and covering his scar with a basic makeup charm.

Alastor nodded his head in appreciation and said, "Tell Nymphadora that they are Mad-eye orders, you would need to give her this.."Alastor gave him a completely normal blue marble. "If she doesn't ask for it, you have my permission to punish her".

"What does she look like?"

"Look for a clumsy, pink-haired Auror"

Harry nodded and while looking at Amelia, said, "I still need to go to Offish Alley"

"Offish Alley? What does a brat need to go there for?"

Harry frowned at Alastor and, with his arms crossed, responded "I need a lawyer to sue all the businesses that are using my name without permission, plus I want my parents home back!"

"Godric's Hollow's?"

He nodded and said with a frown, "The Ministry stole my house! They didn't have permission to make a museum!"

Amelia put on a sad smile "I'm sorry Harry, but the Ministry paid the land and-"

"-They didn't! They didn't pay me anything!

" I have the deeds and everything!

"Everyone has been stealing from me because I'm an orphan and have no one to protect me, I'm now fighting back".

Seeing Amelia wanting to protest, he said with the final word "I'm not asking for permission, I will have my parents house back!"

Amelia put on an exhausting face; she knew that Harry was right; the whole country had been robbing their saviour. Their orphan saviour.

Alastor frowned and exclaimed "Tonks! You should ask Tonks!"

Amelia didn't understand and asked "The healer? She is on vacation and we already have a date…"

Mad-eye rolled his left eye "I'm talking about Ted Tonks! The Lawyer!"

Amelia opened her eyes wide and wanted to slap her head; she had taken so many surprises today that he had completely forgotten about Ted.

Harry snorted in amusement, making Alastor and Amelia look at him.

"Come on! We are literally hiring the whole Tonks family, it is a little funny"

"After taking your licenses you are going with Nymphadora to see her father. Tell her that she is on babysitting duty!"

Harry makes a soldier salute "Yes, sir!" And left the office, only to stop when she heard Amelia ask

"Do you know where to go?"

Harry knew where to go, well; he knew where the Animagus registration was at least.

"Just ask Charlotte (the assistant)"

Harry left the office and after asking Charlotte where the Paper Pushers trainees are, and started to walk.

After leaving, Alastor looked at Amelia with a frown and said "Bones, the boy is a genius, a dangerous one"

Amelia looked at the frowning man and sat at her table "Yes, he is. And?"

"We need to keep an eye on him! He has Lily's genius with James' personality, he will cause trouble sooner or later!"

She nodded her head. The combination of James' personality and Lily's genius was a chaotic combo.

At least he was going to live with her and Susan.

Amelia thinking of the trouble maker, paled in horror while murmuring "Only a month…only a month"

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Harry was now walking to the Auror offices or what the Aurors called 'Head quarters', specifically towards the Investigative Assistants sector. That was where the more lower-ranking Aurors and trainees passed most of their time, at least when not training or doing routine patrol in the Different Alleys.

The blonde Harry walked towards the Auror offices, while walking, people would stop him and ask him if he was lost.

Harry who was completely bored, responded "You see my hair? You know who my father is? I will tell him about this!"

This happened a lot of times. By the end of the day, there would be a rumour that Lucius Malfoy had a second and hidden son.

Harry was now in front of a door that said [Auror Offices: Investigative Assistants]

Seeing the bronze plaque, he couldn't stop the countless memories of his past.

Harry was interrupted after a rude bitch pushed him to the side and while sneering said, "Move out kid! This is not daycare!"

He scowled and responded "Rude bitch, what did you say?"

The black-haired wizard with the face so puckered up that it looked like a constipated pair of testicles, said "Brat, where are your parents? They should teach you better!"

Hearing this, Harry shows him the middle finger.

The black-haired man sneered and said "A middle finger? You are Muggleborn don't you? That would explain your stupidity!"

Harry scowled, he hated blood-purists.

He couldn't use his wand, but he could transform himself into a big scary cat right? After all, he was just a little kid looking for an Auror to help him find the Animagus Registration offices when a wild Auror attacked him!… Yes, that could work.

Harry tackles the man while transforming mid-air into his Matagot.

The wizard falls into the semi-open Investigative Assistants office doors, making them open wide.

"Help! Help!"

He was showing his sharp teeth at the Auror's face while hissing.

The other Aurors and assistants in the office pointed their wands at him.

"Stupefy!" "Stupefy!" "Incarcerus"

Harry jumped to the side.

The spells were missing for a hair and started to run towards the office cubicles.

While this was happening papers files were flying.

One spell hit the side of his tail, making him roll to the ground.

The Aurors stopped casting, thinking that they had it, only to watch in horror how there were now two cats.

The cats started to run again.

Meanwhile, he was using his whole mental fortitude not to get dizzy while running to two places at the same time.

Another spell hit him again, making him now three cats.

At this point the Aurors understood that they couldn't catch it with spells, so they started to conjure ropes and nets.

The office was in full chaos.

Two of the cats had been trapped, while his original body was still running.

He kept running until in front of him a bubble gum Pink-haired witch appeared. He could recognize that hair colour anywhere, so he jumped towards her making the Witch jump towards him while screaming "I have him!"

The pink-haired witch caught the cat with a hug.

She had her eyes closed, waiting for the mad cat to bite her…She waited for a second, but seeing that nothing had happened, she opened her eyes.

In front of her, there was a…kid? "Wha-where is the cat!?"

The kid smiled at her and said in Spanish, "Hola! Soy Ernesto! Ojo-loco me dijo que la busque!"

She didn't know what was happening, but she said the standard phrase when speaking with a Spanish speaker "Mi solo Habla Ingles"

The kid started to laugh while the scream of a man was heard "You bastard I will send you to prison!"

This scream makes all the people come back to reality. Some of them looked at the nets, the cats had disappeared. Others were looking at the blonde Spanish kid, while others were looking at the wet pants of the mad screamer.

"Arrest him! He attacked the Ministry!" The man with the wet pants was apoplectic and was now pointing his wand at the kid that was still being hugged by the famous rookie 'Don't call me that Tonks'.

Tonks didn't like to be pointed at, so she rolled to the side and cast a silence Stunner spell at wet-man.

Harry had his face pressed in between Nymphadora's tits and was starting to lose air.

Seeing that this was going to continue, he started to tap her back.

Nymphadora looked down and saw the red-faced brat gasping for air.

Harry took a deep breath.

Another Auror got closer while asking "Who the hell are you brat, and what are you doing here?!"

Harry seeing that the situation was a little tense, stopped joking and with a scowled face pointed at wet-man while saying "I came here to look for Nymphador-"Don't call me that!"-and wet-pants over there started to insult me!"

The man, hearing the words wet-pant, twitch his mouth, and with a concerned voice asked "And you attack him?"

"I wanted to scare him a little!"

The man was with his mouth open, not knowing what to say.

Nympha-(Don't call me that!)-Tonks, on the other hand, looked at the kid and said, "Who sent you to me?"

"Mad-eye!"

All the office paled at the same time, there wasn't a single soul in here that didn't know about Mad-eye.

Tonks narrowed his eyes and, while pointing his wand at him, asked "Proof!"

Harry smiled at her while nodding and said "Left pocket!"

Tonks put her hand inside his left pocket. There was a folded paper note.

She opened the note and blinked. The paper note said [Valid for a babysitting day with Harry Potter]

Seeing the scowling face of Tonks, Harry quickly said "Right pocket!"

Tonks put her hands inside the right pocket, this time with a little more force, and from it she grabbed a normal looking blue marble.

Seeing the marble. She opens her eyes wide and again reads the note. Harry nodded his head.

Tonks' mind short-circuited and exclaimed out loud "HARR-HUUUM?"

Harry was covering his mouth with both of his hands.

Seeing the duo and that Tonks knew the kid the mad asked "Tonks! Did Moody send him?"

Tonks nodded her head, and after freeing herself, said "Yes, I'm on babysitting duty!"

Another Auror that was close to the group exclaimed "Wait! Did he transform into an Animagus?"

The whole office looked at Harry.

Harry nodded "I come to grab my license!"

He had basically announced to the whole Ministry that he was now an Animagus. But as he was looking for the office, he kept thinking about how to win Potter Cottage back. He could only think of two options. The first was to go into a lengthy and long bureaucratic process and an equally bothersome trial against the Ministry. Or he could go, full Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, The Boy Who Conquered, World Champion Duelist, Grand Master of DADA, Minister of Magic, Hogwarts Headmaster, Time Traveler, and just wing it.

He was completely tired of acting like a child but more important, he had come back to enjoy life and he wasn't going to give Dumbledore's any more time. Yes, Dumbledore was strong, but he was stronger.

From this moment forward he was going full force.

And he had already made the last-minute plan to help Sirius from Azkaban. There was something called Right To The Second Trial in the magical world. The only problem was that he would need to break Sirius from Azkaban and then send him to the French ministry under the second law trial.

He knew how much corruption there was inside the British Ministry, and he was not going to leave a single chance to Fudge, Malfoy or Dumbledore to kill his godfather. Nope, this night he was going to free Sirius!

He honestly didn't owe, peace of mind, to anyone. He was more than three centuries old. He didn't need to play the long game. At least not if that meant that his godfather was in trouble.

Harry's thoughts were interrupted by an Auror that asked incredulously, "Animagus?"

"Mmm, yes? What do you think that big cat was?"

The whole office looked at Harry as if saying 'That was not a cat!'

Tonks, on the other hand, stands up and cleans herself off.

Harry kept sitting on the floor, looking at her.

Tonks looked at him and, while smiling wide, said, "What are you waiting for? You need to register!"

Harry and Tonks leave the office. Behind them, they could hear the murmurs of Aurors asking themselves what cat it was. He had forgotten how low British knowledge about other magical countries was.

In the future, with the invention of the Data Pad, knowledge was widely spread.

"Sooo, Harry Potter? I thought you had black hair and green eyes?"

Harry smiled and shook his head making his hair shorter and blacker. He also Finite the charms on his eyes and scar, making him look normal.

Tonks opened, his eyes wide and exclaimed, "You are like me!"

Harry shook his head "Only the hair" Seeing the sad smile of Tonks, he again shook his head, this time, he changed to the same pink that she was wearing.

Tonks smiled at him and said "cool! Pink is the best colour!

"Anyway, what was that cat?"

Harry responded "A Matagot! They are from France!"

"A magical Animagus? So cool!"

Tonks looked down and said, a little grumpy "I wish I could be an Animagus!"

Harry frowned his face and while shaking his head said: "That doesn't make sense, Methorphamagus can also change, heck you can transform into any animal, I don't know if it's magical, but Muggle ones?"

Tonks exclaimed "I already try! I had also received help from professor Dumbledore!"

Hearing this, Harry frowned at his face, and instead of walking to get his license, he went to Amelia's office.

Harry entered Amelia's office without knocking. Tonks followed behind.

She was a little frightened of entering her boss' office without permission.

Seeing the normal-looking Harry and the pink-haired Auror, Amelia frowned and asked "What happened?"

Harry went straight to the point, "I'm done! I won't leave my godfather a single day in Azkaban! I'm not playing the waiting game and I'm not giving Dumbledore's a single chance to kill him off.

"I'm officially asking the head of the DMLE for help to rescue my godfather, that is currently being illegally held!"

Alastor snapped "Boy! You don't know if there was a trial or not!"

Harry snapped back "Old fossil! You have your memories tempered! You have an empty file AND I will rescue Sirius!".

Amelia didn't speak.

Tonks was with her mouth wide open.

Alastor looked at him, his face red in anger "And then what? You will hide him forever?"

"Right to the second trial!, we are going to the French Ministry and ask for a second trial!"

Amelia interrupted him "And how are you so sure that they would not send him back or worse?"

Harry smiled "There are two powerful French wizards that owe me, I will ask them for help

"By the way, an Auror attack me when looking for Tonks and I transformed myself…the whole department knows".

Alastor left the room without saying anything.

Amelia only asked, "Why?"

Harry closed his eyes, plopping himself into the chair, and said "I will not live my life hiding. After so many years I deserve to be happy.

"I'm not doing this for justice nor for helping the world. Worst thing I just leave Britain for good".

Hearing this, Amelia closed his eyes in pain. Harry had told her the whole list of injuries when in St Mungo's. She knew that he hadn't had a nice life, but hearing him say that he would leave broke her heart.

Knowing the answer, she still asked, "Are you going to leave your home?"

"Home? What home? Lupin is missing, while Sirius is in prison…Shit! They stole my house! They are using my name! This is not home!"

Harry exploded at Amelia.

He was really tired. It had been two months since coming back, and seeing all the old buildings, the people, the smell; it had made him extremely melancholy, to the point that he had forgotten that it was also those people that had insulted him, belittle him, and even asked for his death at some point in time.

He thought that he had already forgiven them, but it was a lie, he hadn't. Even after centuries, he was still angry.

Still, he had come back to have a happy life, but in the process, he had forgotten that peace and happiness were not the same. If he was honest, he had his hands completely aching for some adventure, and doing it all by the rules, slowly, was the same as burning his own time. A time that he had already lost once.

Yes, he was tired, and even if it hurts, right now, Britain wasn't home.

He didn't have one. It had been stolen for him, so he would make his own.

Amelia said in a low voice, "We failed you, Harry…I'm sorry"

Hearing the words 'Sorry' made him want to cry, but he had done it too much already. He had already cried too much for the past. He didn't want to do it anymore. His next tears would be from new memories and not for getting back what he should have never lost in the first place.

Harry shook his head "I don't want to speak anymore, I'm helping Sirius tonight, are you in or out?"

Amelia was sceptical. Harry was a kid, and even if he had been using genius-level Charms or become the youngest Animagus…it was different than just standing up and saying 'I will infiltrate the most secure prison in the world!'.

Still, hearing the conviction in his voice, she asked "Are you strong enough?"

From behind Harry, Alastor appeared and said "I will test you! You better be ready!"

Harry smirked, he had already known that Alastor was somewhere listening. It wasn't like his personality to just leave in silence without yelling and throwing some spells.

"Bring it on old man!"

While all of this was happening, Tonks was there listening. She was completely lost.

One moment she was accompanying Harry Potter to have an Animagus license, and the next time she was in her boss' office, hearing that his Cousin was innocent, kidnapped by the ministry, and now they were going to rescue him? From Azkaban?.

Being so lost she could only say one word "What?"

Hearing Tonks voice Harry and Amelia paled. They completely forgot about her.

Alastor started to laugh "Hahahah, Welcome to the team lassie!"

"What!?"

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Alastor and Harry were inside a training room.

The room had different enchantments, from durability to sound-proof walls. The floor in particular was made of dirt and grass, emulating a forest ground.

On top of the room, there was a whole floor that was normally used to see the training of the Aurors. Amelia and Tonks were sitting inside said room, while speaking.

"So, you tell him that Dumbledore helped you to be an Animagus and he decided to go to my office?"

"Yes, I really don't know what happened to him"

Amelia was going to keep asking questions, but Alastor, without a warning, cast a spell at Harry.

Harry dogged the spell with a light step to the side and started to cast silent Bombarda spells at the floor.

This made Amelia open his eyes wide. Harry had told her that he had learned spells from his mother's journals, but she had underestimated him.

Tonks, on the other hand, had his mouth wide open and asked "Did he cast a silent Bombarda? And what's the deal with that power!"

The ground where the spells hit was now pieces of small but deep craters.

Harry didn't stop and instead sent a full overpowered Levitating charm at the ground.

The charm expanded fast, touching all the floor and ground.

The earth that had been thrown around the floor, after the Bombarda, started to levitate.

Alastor looked with actual surprise in his eyes and started to laugh "HAHAHAHA, GOOD BOOY!"

Mad-eye hit hard his cane on the floor, making all the levitating dirt, blast to the sides.

Harry didn't stop casting and used the movement of the fast blast to gather all the dirt into the centre, making a two-meter mudball. He was preparing to make an earth golem.

Alastor sent a bombard to the ball, but before the spell could touch the ball, a piece of rock came from the ground looking like a stalagmite.

Alastor seeing the stalagmite cast a vanishing charm at it, making it fly toward the ball.

*Baaaam *

The stalagmite pierced the ball and flew straight toward Harry.

Harry cast the Arresto Momentum spell at it, making it stop in place.

While he was stopping the rock from hitting him. Alastor was already casting curses at him.

The curses were flying without stopping.

Harry sends a wide stunner to the ground while using the pieces of the broken floating mud ball to move it in front of the incoming spells.

The stunner spell travels through the ground.

Alastor's right eye looked down; seconds later, he cast the Ascendio charm to the ground, making the floor transform into a rectangular column and rise into the air.

Harry pointed his left-hand index finger to the ceiling making the stunner go up and follow the column. While his wand hand was battling a big Snake that had come from inside one of the flying curses.

Moody had sent a piece of rock with a timer just behind the first curse.

Alastor jumped from it and screamed "Aquacollocare!" While pointing to the ground. The floor transformed into a viscous pond that swallowed Alastor.

The viscous pond spits Alastor back to the ground.

Harry was now panting. Controlling the radius of the spell, guiding the trajectory had been hard.

He was really looking forward to the fight. But while having so much fun, he had forgotten that his body was still one of an eleven-year-old and was not starting to hurt.

Seeing him pant and groaning Alastor taunted him "What happened, boy? Is this how you will save your godfather?"

Harry closed his eyes. Taunts didn't work with him, at least not when the battle was dangerous.

He stopped using great magics and instead decided to go with the basics.

He took a long breath, and grabbed his wand loosely, almost falling.

Alastor, seeing his taunt fail, stabs his wand into the air, creating a ripple, and then moves the wand in a clockwise circle. Every time the wand moved, a little spell would be sent towards Harry.

Harry didn't panic, and instead, without moving, started to wave his wand around. Every time the wand moved, pieces of dirt, and stone, flew toward the spell's path. This was the best way to not hurt his body, small and controlled spells.

Harry also started to cast charms. He would cast small Animated charms towards random rocks, while also throwing random Marked charms. The rocks started to grow small legs and ran fast towards the random places that the Marked charm touched.

Alastor's eyes started to spin around following the creatures. This made him frown and say "good thinking lad"

Alastor this time pumps a lot of magic, and from the ground sends long lances of dirt and stone.

Harry started to move his wand in a spiralling form as if drawing small circles.

From the point of his wand, a small white cloud started to spin.

Moments later, the cloud disappeared and appeared in front of the upcoming lance stones.

The lance crushed on itself, travelling towards the centre leaving them like a spiral pattern rock.

At the same time that Alastor was sending the lances, Harry had activated a third hidden charm to the random moving stones.

Every place that the moving stones touched was now blinking with a red light.

Alastor screams "PROTEGO MAXIMA!"

*BOOOOOOM!*

Amelia and Tonks were with their mouths open. The whole room was covered in smoke.

Minutes later, they heard the pubescent voice of Harry cracking "I wiiN"

Harry wanted to act cool, but his voice had cracked! Making him have a full red face.

Alastor waved his wand, making all the smoke vanish.

And looking at Harry with an amused voice said "You win brat!"

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After the battle. Amelia, Tonks and Alastor were in full interrogation mode.

It was good that he didn't need to chant any spell, so he could just say "I don't know, I just did it"

The group didn't have any other option than to believe him.

So after the failed interrogation, they decided to plan on breaking Sirius from Azkaban.

The plan was pretty straightforward, he first went full Harry Potter and started to ask about the Animagus license and if he could take the license at 9 pm, this had created a big enough rumour to make multiple Wizard Magazines investigate it, and finding out that it was true made the whole Ministry full of reporters and photographers. Important Magazines like Popular Magic, Witch Weekly and Better Gnomes & Gardens were there waiting for an interview.

Tonks had used that moment to replace the examiner. After the exam finished, they changed places. Tonks transformed into Harry while Harry stayed inside the room.

After Tonks (Harry) went outside to have an interview and take pictures.

Harry was already getting escorted towards Azkaban with the help of Alastor.

Alastor and Harry were inside a boat towards Azkaban.

Alastor was looking at Harry and said to him, "There is something really weird with you Potter"

Harry looked at him as if saying 'Duh?', still, he asked "Like the facts that I'm greater than Dumbledore and Grindelwald combined?"

"Your eyes Potter! The way you fight! Your confidence!

"Those are not things you gain with a big brain! You need experience Potter!

"Who the hell are you?"

Harry closed his eyes. He could feel Moody's magic ready to attack him. It was to the point that even his hair was tensing.

The whole situation screamed danger!.

He honestly wasn't ready to come clean and say 'Hey I'm a three centuries-old man, that came back in time!'.

But he could do something fast to probe whether he was Harry Potter and not an impostor.

Harry grabbed his wand and conjured up a knife. He didn't care that Moody was fully pointing his wand at him and instead cut his hand.

Seeing the blood from his hand drop, Harry said "I swear on my Magic that I'm Harry James Potter, son of Lily and James Potter" After finishing saying this, he made a cross in front of his chest and said "So mot it be"

The moment he finished Harry's cut hand healed itself.

Moody grumbled and put his wand away "There is still something weird!"

Harry laughed.

They were almost reaching the shore at Azkaban island.

Moody looked at him and said, "You say that you have a way to pass through without anyone noticing you?"

Harry sent a cheeky smile and started to transform into his Demiguise form.

Seeing this Mad-eye said, "Fuck me sideways!"

The Demiguise (Harry) started to make a puking face after hearing Moody.

Seeing that the guards from Azkaban were getting ready.

Harry became invisible.

Moody's right eyes were looking straight at him, making him nod his head.

Moody stood up on the boat and screamed, "I'm here for a visit!", followed by sending a floating small envelope.

The Auror opened the envelope, and after reading it and sending some charms, he smiled at Moody.

"Alastor, good to see you!"

Alastor laughs in response "Hahaha old Liam, how are you doing?"

Liam (the Auror) put a wary smile on and responded "As good as it can be in this hell hole.

"Who are you visiting?"

Alastor put on a serious face and said "Lestrange!"

Liam opened his eyes wide and said "well you, you better watch out, she bite the last person who visit her"

Alastor raised a brow at that, and asked, "Who was it?"

Liam said the name as if something nasty. "Nott!, Minister permission!"

Alastor put a thinking face…"Did you hear what they talked about?"

Liam shook his head "They didn't speak much, but they were looking for something"

Harry who was following behind, raised his eyebrows in surprise. He only could think about the Horcruxes.

The group entered the prison and started to walk up to the last floor.

"Hahahahaha Mad-eye, Mad-eye, did you come to give some kisses to little Bella?"

"Shut up Bella!" The voice of another inmate was heard.

Alastor sends a Silencing Charm at her.

Alastor looked at Liam and said "secret investigation".

Liam nodded his head and before starting to go down, said "Stay to drink something"

Alastor looking at the mad Lestrange, grunted in response.

Alastor looked behind him. Inside the cell was a trembling Sirius Black. He was hugging his leg in a corner while mumbling something.

Alastor frowned at the image.

While Harry who was still invisible was looking at Sirius with pitying eyes. He sometimes could forget that others have been fucked too.

Alastor got close to the cell and said "Black!"

Sirius looked up and seeing Mad-eye looking at him, said in a low and roughed voice, "Are you here to finally kill me?"

"Do you deserver it?"

Sirius hearing this started to laugh like a maniac "HAHAHAHAHA Deserve it? When did that even matter for the Ministry? HAHAHAHA"

"Your godson say that you are not guilty"

Hearing this, Sirius's eyes started to water "How is little Harry? Does he look like his father? Does he play Quidditch?"

Hearing this, Harry put on a neutral face while his eyes were red in anger.

Mad-eye shook his head "He is starting his first year"

Sirius, heard this and while looking at the ground, said, "Can you tell him that I love him?…and that I'm sorry for not being there"

"Fuck it Black! Tell me the truth! Are you guilty or not!?

Sirius ran towards the prison bars, and while pressing his face into them, he screamed at Mad-eye "WHAT DOES IT MATTER?"

"TELL ME BLACK!"

Sirius made a primal scream to the heavens "HAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!" And dropped to his knees.

Alastor shook his head and said "I need to hear it, Black. Did you betray the Potters!?"

Sirius looked at the floor. His nails were penetrating the ground, and with a raspy and broken voice said "I didn't! I didn't!

"I'm innocent!

"I'M INNOCENT!"

Sirius started to laugh "Hahahaha I'm INNOCENT!"

Alastor smiled and said "yes…yes, you are, Black"

Sirius looked at mad-eye and with a croaked voice asked "eh?"

Moody grabbed his wand and pointed it at Sirius, making him close his eyes.

He then cast at the ground.

Sirius took a peek, to see what Moody did to him, but looking at the ground there was a note.

[We're breaking you today- HP]

Sirius looks at Mad-eye not understanding the joke.

"You are going to France and please, under any circumstances try to do something dumb like not following instructions".

Mad-eye started to leave while saying some last word to Sirius "Next time I will train your stupidity off"

Sirius kept reading at the note until he fell asleep on the ground.

It was now 4 am. Harry had been outside Sirius cell.

Weirdly enough, the Dementors didn't dare to approach the cell.

Harry had cast an anti-Dementor ward, just around him and Sirius Cell.

Seeing the time, Harry transformed into his real form, of course, he made his hair extremely long, and silky. It was almost covering his face.

He then cast the Screen ( the one from search) spell and started to analyze the whole cell.

The bars were full of protections, alarms, and anti-apparitions wards.

The anti-apparition wards were once some of the most powerful he had ever seen. He would need to prepare a burst of magic strong enough to make a tunnel through them.

The wall, on the other hand, had even more enchantments.

Harry started to leave the screen, to do his work and started to cast the counter charms, wards and anti-runes.

Every time he deactivated a spell, it would be marked on the screen with a little check.

He deactivated all the spells on the last floor of the prison. He now needed it to erase his Name that was recorded the moment he entered the island. It was great that the list of recorded names wasn't used.

After ten minutes he erased his name. He also modified his magic wavelength that was still in the air, making it unrecognizable.

He had everything prepared. He now needed it to do one last thing.

All around his body small green orbs of light started to float and then disperse all around the top floor.

The wizards and witches on this floor were the worst of criminals and sinners.

The green dots were entering inside the heads of the criminals, making them sleep.

Seeing his handy work, he nodded his head, and then cast another spell.

This time, from the head of the criminals a green tendril, started to appear. Harry guided it, with his wand, making the green tendrils go into the still-active screen.

On the screen, the name age and wavelength of every prisoner appear.

He then started to cast a curse on each other.

This curse needed around five years to work, and it also needed the caster's magical core to be close to the victim's.

After maturing, the curse would be placed on the bodies of the wizards, he then could see what they were doing.

The reason that he sent the tendrils to his magical screen was so that he could modify the spell, and put their cores in, for the curse.

With this, he could avoid the worst. He wasn't leaving a single opportunity for one of them to escape.

After finishing, Harry uses the Alohomora spell and opens up Sirius cell.

Seeing Sirius sleeping, Harry couldn't stop smiling a little.

He went down and shook Sirius up.

Sirius woke up, he was sure that he was officially crazy, first; he dreamt of Alastor Moody, that hadn't been a good dream. And now, he was dreaming of James. He was sure that it was a dream. There was no way for James to have such amazing silky long hair.

"James?"

"Sirius stand up! I'm breaking you out!"

Sirius was a little tired. He had used too much energy for screaming. He remembered that today it had been particularly intense.

"Your hair is…pretty?"

Harry exhaled in annoyance and *Pah*

"Ouch! What was that for?"

"Did you come back now?"

Sirius this time looked at the person speaking. and open his eyes wide.

"You! You are not James! He is not so scrawny!-"Hey!"-Or short-"I'm still growing!"-and he would never have better hair than mine!

" Who are you?!"

"I'm your godson you dumbass! now stop speaking we need to go"

"Harry!? Is that you?

"Hooo nooo, did they get you too?

"It's the hair, right? No wizard can't possibly have such amazing hair without paying a high price!"

Harry snorted, he had forgotten how damaged Sirius' mind was. At least he looked healthier than in his past life.

"Okey man-child, no is not the time"

Harry grabbed Sirius' shoulder and then pointed his wand at the Dementors, which were floating outside his small ward.

From his wand, a bright white light appeared like a lasso. Harry sends it towards the closest Dementor, tidying him up.

Harry jerked the lasso towards him.

"SHRRRIIIEEKKK" The Dementor started to trash around, Harry threw it to the floor, and then stabbed his wand into the dementor's chest.

With the wand still plunged into the dementors, he cast another spell and then shoved the wand down.

The chest of the dementor opened up. Inside there was an awful black orb.

From the orb; there were screaming faces that only appeared for a second before another one took their place.

Harry levitated the orb and vanished it towards the ceiling of the cell, making a perfect hole.

The orb flew like a cannonball through the air and arriving at its maximum height, it exploded.

*BOOOOOOOOM!*

The whole Azkaban shook after the explosion. Sirius had long ago passed out after seeing his girly godson do open surgery on a dementor.

Harry was looking at the sky with narrowed eyes as if waiting for something. It was ten seconds later that he exclaimed "Now!"

The Aurors appeared once after another. They were running up the stairs.

The ones outside looked up and saw a long ray of light disappearing into the clouds

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.Long ass chapter 15k

This chapter might have a lot of mistakes, but I'm currently wasted after partying for two days straight. And in no way, shape or form should I be doing the editing right now. But hey!, I'm bored...

Yesterday was my birthday!

I know that some people might have some problems with this chapter, especially about the letter to the Flamel's.

For those people, I can only say that my character is far from perfect, is actually a little crazy and, contradicting, and impulsive as heck. Also, don't forget that he isn't really hiding, the reason he didn't want to get noticed by Dumbledore is not out of fear but because he didn't have a good enough body to be at his best. And he will not be, until 21, at least. If pushed to it he will leave England. I'm still thinking about the consequences of actually doing this last-minute decision to save Sirius and just scream 'IM AMAZING BITCHES' to the world.

If you have any ideas please tell me.

The next chapter would be less busy, some Sirius talks (see what I did there?) and finishing all the things he actually wanted to do when living for Diagon Alley, at least until everything went out of control.

On other topics. The portable Floo and using a zippo for it was an idea stolen from my favourite Fanfic: Make a Wish by Rorschach's Blot. He has other amazing works that you can read in FF.

The name and ideas for other Alley's were names that were really popular like five or six years ago. This fanfic is kind of a little memory train for me, so I thought that it would be nice to incorporate some old-school popular trops.

Hope you liked the chapter.