Wretched Youth

Tokimo began to travel to were he was originally headed for, the house of the green beast, Maito Gai. The man capable of severely injuring Madara Uchiha, when not even Naruto and Sasuke could scratch him. He knew that Gai was definitely not weak.

He was planning to get a hold of the legendary eight gates technique, and perfectly master it. Since you needed a strong body to even begin to use this technique, all Tokimo had to do was set is durability and endurance numbers to the sufficient amount.

After walking for a few more minutes, he finally reached the door and rung the bell. He didn't even have time to move an Inch before the door slammed right in his face, sending hundreds of miniscule pieces of wood flying in all directions.

Still in shock, Tokimo looked up to see a fully-dressed Gai with his eyes closed and his fist high in the air. 'Does he really not notice the broken door?' Thought Tokimo.

"YOSH! LET ME WELCOME THIS YOUTHFUL PERSON TO MY YOUTHFUL ESTATE!" His eyes are still closed.

Hey, I thought that this was real life! Not some dumb anime trope!

"WHAT MIGHT YOUR YOUTHFUL NAME BE? I'M KONOHA'S GREEN BEAST, MAITO GAI!"

Wait, how are his eyes still closed!

I just looked at his antics with a deadpan expression, and began folding my arms while tapping my feet. He continued ranting on about the applications of youth, and how they can be used in your home, your bed, your grave, your kitchen, your bathroo-

I think you get the message. Anyways, he was doing all of this while seemingly being oblivious to the impressive amount of glares he was receiving from his neighbors and civilians that were passing by. It took him 56 minutes to finally open his god damn eyes and look at all the chaos he had caused.

"O-OH. Uhm, sorry my youthful neighbors, I didn't mean to be so loud."

*AHEM*

That's when he looked at me, finally realizing that he smashed my head in with a door. He some how became even more meek, and muttered something about appropriate use of youth.

"OH, HEY THER-" His neighbors began to intensify their glares, which made Gai sweat. "I mean, hey there my youthful comrade, what is it you desire from Konoha's green beast?" Inquired Gai.

"Well, I'd like to improve my taijutsu skills, I was hoping I could be under your tutelage?" Responded Tokimo.

"Well, I'm afraid that someone who beat Kakashi, my eternal rival must be adept in some form of taijutsu. What else could I possibly teach you?" Replied Gai wittedly.

"I never said I was bad at taijutsu, it's just that it needs to be improved. Naturally, I would come for professional help from the supposed 'green beast' of Konoha. I've heard that you were Konoha's taijutsu specialist." Remarked Tokimo without missing a beat. He forgot that Gai was actually smart, and not a brain dead youth bot.

"HUH, MY YOUTFUL COMRADE. ARE YOU THINKING SOMETHING RUDE ABOUT ME? MOST UNYOUTHFUL!" 'Seriously, what am I in? Real life, or a comedic relief manga panel?' Thought Tokimo with a deadpan.

"A-Anyways, I was wondering if you could help me to improve my taijutsu. There are a few things I will need in the future." Asked Tokimo, hoping that he wouldn't ask any needless questions.

"WELL OF COURSE MY YOUTHFUL COMRADE! I'LL DEFINITELY SEE WHAT THIS YOUTHFUL BEAST CAN DO!" Responded Gai.

'Hm, I should only teach him a little bit. I've heard that he is a new Uchiha, but several people have only just seen him now. I have to be mindful incase he becomes an enemy to Konoha in the future.' Gai was naturally suspicious of Tokimo. He just came to the village and defeated his eternal rival. Also. he doesn't recall seeing Tokimo anywhere. He'll have to play it safe for now.

"Well, when do we start?" Inquired Tokimo.

"Ah, we'll start right now of course! For the first thing that we'll be testing, I'll need you to come at me full force. Taijutsu only!" Screamed Gai, making his neighbors spit blood from anger.

"Huh, well I was never expecting this of all things. You want a fight, correct?" Tokimo was indeed intrigued. He'd never think he would have to fight on the first day of meeting Gai.

"You are indeed correct! Come at me my youthful comrade, I'll evaluate your taijutsu skills!"

Well. I guess it's only natural.

I got in my perfect Taijutsu stance, a mix of all the best taijutsu styles. Just by looking at taijutsu, I can instantly perfect it. Perfect Mastery is nothing to joke around about. Not at all.

Gai of course, got in his strong fist stance.

"Well, Tokimo. I think it's about time you showed me just how youthful you are." Gai's smile got wider, and a glint of light flashed off of his teeth, succeeding in making me think I'm in some sort of manga or something.

"Lets go, Gai!"