"And please don't tell me that you also need my assistance with this, mom, as there aren't even words of advice that I can give you when it comes to loosening up your butthole, and it's all on you." I said, after seeing her look at me in the corner of her eyes, like she was thinking if she should ask for my help.
My mother bowed her head down in dejection when she heard me reject her advances and looked scared that she would somehow screw up without my help. It seems that my words were a great comfort to her and gave her the courage to do these vulgar things that she would never do alone.
"Just relax your body and think of a peaceful meadow, mom. Your muscles will surely relax in that moment, as if you're going to fall asleep, and so will your butt." I gave her some advice, even though I said I wouldn't, when I saw her still afraid that she would make a mess on the ground.