The Explanations Part 1

Horus and Sanguinius were walking with their honor guard, they were headed towards the Webway gate to Falmart.

"Brother, How are your sons faring?"Asked Horus

"Well, thanks to Roboute I had to start from square one, of them getting rehab, I mean once they were turned into chapters, Some of them became fucking cannibals again, some of them drank blood just because they saw an old holovid called twilight that one time and on top of that even more became edgy. I'm actually impressed that they survived for so long without getting branded as heretics and renegades by the Inquisition, And When I came back from the dead, I found out, I was being worshipped like a saint, I still blame you for that though." Sanguinius replied.

"Understandable. I am sorry for killing you in the first place Sanguinius, I mean lorgar got me hooked on Chaos, and I was so high I didn't realize until the last second that I started a civil war."Said Horus

"Wow. How high were you?"Asked Sanguinius

"You know that one time, when we were walking around The Imperial Palace and stumbled upon father's secret stash of Weed?"

"Yeah. Good times, father had us doused with a hose to make us come down."

"Well, It was as relaxing as Father's Weed, mixed with LSD, Cocaine, Primarch Heroin™ and Methapethamine.That's how high I was."

"Oh shit. How about that time you almost killed me?"

"I was coming down and was going through a withdrawal, and as it turns out when coming down from a chaos high had one weird side effect."

"And that is?"

"Extreme Aggression to anyone wearing Gold."

"Wait, You mistook my hair for a golden hat?"

"If I remember it correctly, yeah."

"Huh. So that's why you were talking really weird about my hair."

"So enough about me, I heard that you punched guilliman in the face the moment you came back."

"Yeah. I did"

"Why did you Punch him square in the face infront of Yvraine?"

"Well, I was observing my sons from the warp in Celeste's house, and I saw everything, thanks to the Codex Astartes, My sons got divided, some of them forgot our little etiquette lessons, And I thought to myself 'Gulliman, once I get back to my body, you're fucking dead to me.' And I remembered I was making dinner."

"Wait, You and Celeste are dating?"

"Yeah"

"How long?"

"5 millennia, Im gonna propose to her next month."

"Oh shit, Congratulations brother."

"Thanks, It looks like we've arrived at the Gate."

Flashback.

"Yvraine."asked Gulliman

"Yes?" Replied Yvraine

"How long is this resurrection going to take?"

"About 10 seconds."

Then a light swept across the room then Ferrus Manus first emerged as if rising from a grave.

Then Sanguinius Rose like a bird and he flew with a golden light surrounding him.

"Sanguinius." Roboute said in awe.

"Roboute." Said Sanguinius.

"Sanguinius."

"" Shouted sanguinius before nose diving and hitting his armored fist into roboute's face.

Thanks to the impact Roboute went into another coma.

Flashback end

Now we can see two bros, Fulgrim and Ferrus Manus...

running around the palace doing pranks on their brothers...I.e placing hot sauce in Angron's Tea, Replacing One of the many relics of The Adeptus Sororitas with a dildo, And some how stumbling upon the sisters of Battle's stash of Vibrators and giving it to the Priests as a 'Gift from The Adeptus Soroitas', and Nabbing a servo skull putting speakers on it and making it pass through the veteran's hall, with the message 'Today we are on Ishtavan IV and we are awaiting reinforcements from the Alpha Legion, The Night lords and The world Eaters.' With the following message 'FOR THE WARMASTER! ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH'

And Ferrus Manus and Fulgrim laughing their asses off with a lot of PTSD and Flashbacks they caused.

Meanwhile

"Alpharius."Said kitten

"Yes?"

"Yes?"

"I'm just going to use Omegon and Alpharius interchangeably..."

"Sure."

"Sure."

"If the Alpha Legion was loyal all along, Why Did you side with the Heretics?"

"You do know that-"

"Infiltration and sabotage-"

"Is our thing right?-"

"Although the first time around it did-"

"Cause mixed messages-"

"With our sons."

Flashback

"FOR THE WAR MASTER! ARRRRGGHHH" shouted a World Eater

"Wait what?"asked Alpharius No.1204

"Whatever, just go along with it." Answered Alpharius No.1556

"Transmission incoming" shouted Omegon No. 9951

All Alpha legionaries got the following transmission...

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Over Twelve Millennia later

Alpha Legionaire's PoV

"Okay after we take this planet..." Explained Abbadon

A transmission had arrived to '"Alpharius'"

Then the Alpha Legionnaire nodded to his brothers in the chamber, They all got the transmission, The Alpha Legion had integrated themselves from the Basic Space Marine to a fleet commander in the Chaos Armadas and Battle Fleets,As if on Cue All doors to the Chamber Closed shut, and locked.

"What in Horus' Name is happenning?"Asked Abbadon.

"Betrayal." Answered the Alpha Legionnaire

"WHAT! By who?"

"Us."Answered The Alpha Legionnaire.

He then Flipped the table towards Abbadon's Location.While the Others shot him trying to either get a lucky shot through his head, or Just to distract him. Then The Alpha Legionnaire pulled out a Sword And Stabbed Abbadon one in the stomach one in the head.

"Alpharius... Why?" Asked Abbadon before coughing.

"I'm not Alpharius." The Alpha Legionnaire Answered before pulling out a Bolter and Shooting him.

As Chaos Ships were in chaos (Bad-um Ching) During a Charge by chaos, Alpha Legion Elements lagged behind and Shot at the Ex-Co Workers, This also happened during, fleet battles, Where Alpha Legion Ships stopped shooting at Imperial ships and Changed Targets mid battle and shot Chaos Ships.

Chaos commanders were in outrage, their Supreme Commander was Dead, They were pushed back to the Eye of Terror. Even the Eye of Terror wasn't safe due to Alpha Legion Infiltrations.

Even Tzeench was confused about what the Fuck is happening.But little do they know this was only to screen the Emergence of the Fyodperor from commoragh, and the various Kidnappings of the Daemonic Primarchs.

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There's gonna be a part two to 'Explanations'

It will explain on how the primarchs changed.

Thot of the Day: Slaanesh