Yo mama is so fat.

After tricking Rayleigh into teaching and finding exactly how powerful he was I came to the realization that Haki might not be as powerful as I thought, his power was around Jonin and Pseudo Kage level, if I went six path sage mode on the Yonkos then I would probably one shot them, not that I need it to defeat them apparently, then again I was using Rayleigh as a stand point of the power houses of this world.

But learning was still a nice thing to do, one never knows when Haki might come useful, Mei knew about my lie and followed it up perfectly keeping her power below Rayleigh too.

Haki was not as hard to learn as it seems in the anime, the concepts were simple and straightforward.

Kenbunshoku Haki, which grants users a sixth sense of the world around them and limited precognitive abilities. You can hone this skill to such a degree that you can achieve an advanced level of it that allows you to see a short period into the future.

Busoshoku Haki, which allows the user to use their spirit as armor to defend against attacks or to make their own attacks more potent.

Haoshoku Haki, a rare type of Haki only one in a million people can use which grants the user the ability to overpower the will of others. This normally results in the victims being knocked unconscious.

And it seems both Mei and myself have them all, we've been training for two months with Rayleigh and we are able to access the base state of each one of this powers.

Rayleigh found this achievement impossible to believe and asked me if I was holding back, to which I responded yes, of course I was, I can destroy a fucking country with a tailed beast bomb.

After having all the bases to train myself I left the dark king behind and started out my next journey, find the Yonkos and beat the crap out of them.

Robin was reluctant to agree saying going against an emperor was a suicide, but in the end accepted.

My first target, was fat mom, I would take great pleasure in beating her, after that we would go to the pebble of wisdom in the Yank country, and I would fight the dragon aka Yonko that resides in there.

Should I kill them? Not my plan I'm just here to assert my superiority over all of them.

Like always I created several hundreds of clones to train Haki leaving them on the archipelago, around nineteen hundred of them.

So if I left them training for a week I would get around thirty years worth of training with Haki.

Meanwhile Mei was trading the old fashioned way.

Things were going smooth for me.

Robin told us that the place or candy kingdom where the two timed zone woman was, was at one month is travel.

Again I hate boats.

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A week went by and I decided to dispel the clones , and see how much they learned about Haki.

The information rush gave me a mild headache but after the pain went away I had mastered Haki.

I could peek into the future and with my Sharingan that would prove to come handy and could exert my will into others.

I could even cover my entire body with armament haki , that thanks to my clones I know knew that using armament haki, plus my iron sand body, plus my metal release my body would be harder than the susano.

The again susano would be even more powerful with Haki, the end point was my skin was now impossible to harm in any way.

Mei seemed to show prowess with armament Haki, and was vastly uninterested in the others for the moment saying that she would wanted to ensure no Logia user would get the best of her.

My opinion about Haki changed drastically Haki was not weak, it was simply a tool which power would depend on the user.

For Mei and me that our bodies have been training and being reinforced with chakra since birth, Haki becomes like an armor that doesn't slow you down.

Mei has been training her water style jutsus with armament Haki on them, seeing a black water dragon is quite the show, and to be honest I feel now she can take on the strongest individuals with ease alone.

While she might not be above them by a lot I terms of power, she is a master on the water style, and well, everyone is allergic to waters.

She is practically a water type pokemon fighting una gym with fire types.

I've been copying her jutsus while she practices of course, I need water style techniques just because.

Mei of course said something sexual about my Sharingan saying that I was just looking at her with the Sharingan to never forget her booty.

She is adorable.

She also got an eyepatch and put it on the eye she usually cover with hair, and got her hair done differently, she keeps saying she needs a parrot 🦜

I will get her a damn parrot, I didn't know it was a fantasy of mine but I want my pirate girl cosplay.

Robin was excited to know I knew the location of multiple stones of boredom, and that basically convinced her to take us to the reason Yo Mama is so fat jokes started to be a thing.

I had multiple spars with Mei outside the boat on the water, Robin questioned why would we need a boat if we could out run the boat.

"For the full pirate experience, my dear innocent child," I replied getting Mei to chuckle.

"....I'm older then you..." Robin actually smiled for a bit, before returning to her calculating persona.

"I can't see when someone had suffered because of who they are," Mei leaned and said it so only I could hear it, "she has some problems we might need to address, that might be the reason she doesn't trust her own shadow,"

"Yeah I know," I said sighing, having to keep an eye on her twenty four seven was not my idea of having a seasonal crew.

A few weeks to arrive to where the strongest Akimichi was, life and death fucked them both all I wanna do is have some fun.