Chapter 180: Wang Xiaoju teaches you how to be a father

"Go! 50% of blind dates fail!"

Wang Xiaoju clicked the mouse regretfully.

And on the screen in front of him, there is a scene of a single dog with resentful eyes after the failed blind date in "Chinese Parents".

He then glanced at the time, a little surprised.

Before I knew it, it seemed that I had been playing for 4 hours.

Wang Xiaoju touched her wise and handsome chin and couldn't help laughing.

The material for this video is back!

The content is interesting, there are many optional routes, and the degree of freedom is high. You can play your own style.

The only regret is that this game can't pinch your face.

Just now, he had some inspiration for the idea of ​​this video.

It was time for dinner, and Wang Xiaoju hurried to eat, thinking about the video while eating.

Back in front of the computer, I opened the recording software and adjusted it, pointed the camera at my handsome face, and said solemnly: "Hello, dear viewers and friends..."

Recording is complete! Start editing!

Last night, I finally edited the video.

Wang Xiaoju took a look, she was overjoyed, and felt very satisfied.

This should be the most effective episode of the video I've recorded recently, and it will definitely make the audience happy!

He made a cover again, put the head of a smiling baby on a muscular man, and uploaded it!

...

Not long after Wang Xiaoju uploaded it, the barrage grew rapidly!

"6666666!"

"Xiaoju has updated the video!"

"High-yielding chrysanthemum!"

"The sow bowed her head in shame!"

"The cover laughed!"

"See the red sauce come in!"

"hahahahahahahaha"

"Wow, this video is an hour long, so cool!"

"Hey, isn't this "Huaguo-style Parents"?"

"I just watched the 66 live broadcast and played it!"

"Finally you are here!"

Wang Xiaoju snapped her fingers and said, "Hello, dear viewers and friends, welcome to watch the live game that Wang Xiaoju brings to you. What I'm going to do today is a small game made in China called "Huaguo-style Parents". ". Then in the game we have to play a child, from his birth until the college entrance examination."

"During this growth experience in life, we have to improve our abilities, and we have to fall in love early..." Speaking of which, Wang Xiaoju couldn't pretend to be serious, she laughed, showing her white teeth, "I have to coax my parents, anyway. It is very hard work."

Then he was very confident: "Then, as a married man, I will tell you how to raise a good child."

The barrage expressed profound doubts about what he said: "A genius with all attributes of 5?"

"Isn't this Zhan 5 scum?"

"Well, intelligence is as high as 5, no problem!"

Wang Xiaoju started the game: "Well, we opened our eyes, this is the mother, it's pretty good-looking, this father is a bit funny."

Seeing the funny picture of the doctor holding the baby on the cliff, the audience immediately recognized it.

"Isn't this a classic scene from The Lion King?"

"Simba?"

"This little thing looks quite unique."

"What kind of species is this born 23333"

"I am dying, and the potatoes are fine."

Wang Xiaoju shook the mouse on the baby in the crib: "This thing is our child. There are six attributes here, IQ, EQ, physique, memory, imagination and face. Let's talk about this face later. So what? What about improving our attributes? It is through this, we need to dig our brains and tap the potential of our bodies.

Parents now expect us to grow up healthily, so let's have more brains on this physique. OK, it's done! Wow! Added 20 points of physique! "

The barrage has already started to laugh: "Reckless man????"

"Reckless man book!"

"Men is born!"

"The birth of a macho!"

"Mining brain holes consumes energy,

If you don't have the power to act, you can arrange it. Can roll over and clap with musicology. Roll over! Roll over! Roll over! Three more clap with music! "

Just as Wang Xiaoju was about to start, she slammed her mouth again and pondered: "Forget it, it's useless to clap with music, just one meaning will suffice, let's turn over more!"

"It's arranged for the child."

"It's arranged clearly."

"Water splash!"

"Somersault Cloud Reservation 233333"

Wang Xiaoju couldn't help laughing again, but immediately returned to her serious appearance: "There may be some random events during this trip..."

"The salted fish turned over."

"The growth of the Sun Knight."

"The macho turns over rua"

In the second round, there was an additional expectation of "smartness", as well as several skills of walking, learning to speak, and patience.

"You can see, our parents expect us to be smarter, but I said it before..." Wang Xiaoju swayed the mouse at random, her tone swayed, and then turned to disdain, "What's the IQ thing? Use it!"

"Hahahahaha"

"What's the use? 23333"

"It's over!!"

Wang Xiaoju activates his skills: Nonsense in a serious manner!

He shook his finger vigorously, his expression was full of confidence, and he looked like a life mentor: "I don't think this statement is correct about the all-round development of morality, intelligence, body, beauty and labor! Of course, all-round development can make a better person, but we have to Be an awesome person!

What is bullshit? Niubi is to make one ability stronger than others, I am the most powerful! Since our physique is relatively high now, we can develop our physique! "

"To be a reckless man, a reckless man does not need intelligence!"

"You started!"

"The ultimate creature!"

"I think it makes sense?"

Wang Xiaoju clicked on the naming interface: "Take a name, the name represents the parents' expectations for the child, then it's called..."

After cracking a few times on the keyboard, he entered the name with a serious expression.

Dabi Wang!

"Hahahahaha"

"God TM Wang Dubi!"

"Killing me!"

"Absolutely!"

"Losing the reservation!"

Wang Xiaoju began to dig brain holes: "We have now decided to develop our physique, so we only need to focus on our physique, brain holes and comprehension, and nothing else! Well... comprehension is enough, learn to walk! See if we don't, we are one year old. Learn to walk!"

"Don't turn over if you turn over!" He emptied the itinerary in a tone of disgust like throwing garbage, and quickly clicked to walk, "Go, go, go, go!"

"Ripple run away!"

"Foot man reservation!"

In the next round, Wang Xiaoju's eyes lit up: "Wow! We can learn to run now!"

Digging a brain hole: "Physical physique! Comprehension, comprehension, comprehension!"

Because the mouse clicked too fast, I accidentally clicked on a memory.

Wang Xiaoju felt remorse, scratched the back of her head, and let out a painful wailing sound: "Ah, ah! Why did you accidentally click on a memory! This is a big loss!"

The barrage is not happy.

"Losing big 2333"

"It's okay to lose a lot."

"Fools don't need memory."

"It's two years old and still can't speak."