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GALACTIC GARBAGE STATION

After graduating from Su Shi University, Su Jing was in a bad mood and went back to his hometown to adjust his mood. However, he discovered that his own backyard had become the Galactic Garbage Station. Every day a large amount of trash is deposited into his backyard. Some came from the Tomb of God, Battle Through the Heavens, Coiling Dragon, One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, X-Men, Captain America, Iron Man, and other novels, animes, and Marvel universes. As the owner of the garbage station, Su Jing has the obligation to deal with this Garbage. At first, he thought it was a hard and unprofitable task, but he discovered that he has found the most beautiful and cushy job in the world. Before anyone says anything, I am the original translator of this novel/fanfic.. I am uploading it here to get a larger fanbase and to get some support on my Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/GGS6395)

DarkShadow95 · คนดัง
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GGS-CHAPTER 392: STUNNED

The sudden sound of the melody that matched the sound of the piano sounded really ordinary, and the sound was a bit sharp and sounded strange. Tang Xiaoyu and Shi Qing looked at the source of the sound. When they saw the sound source, their eyes widened.

The sound was from near and the sound of wings popping also followed as the two parrots landed next to the keyboard, Little Li continued to play and the two parrots continued to sing: "The moonlight loved and filled the lake. The bonfire illuminates the whole night, and after many years, swimming like clouds, the changing pace makes it difficult for us to hold hands …

The audience in the live broadcast room opened their mouths one by one and stared out their eyes. They finally understood why the voice was so strange. At first, they thought someone was deliberately making such a funny noise but it was the voice of the parrots.

"What, Am I seeing things now?"

"The parrots can actually sing."

"It just blew my mind."

"My outlook on life has been overturned again."

All of the people in the audience were in a state of extreme shock and after they recovered from their shock, they began to get excited. After all, a thing such as a parrot singing is a miracle, it is something they have never seen or heard of before. Although parrots can sing one or maybe two lines but for them to sing an entire song is unheard of.

Tang Xiaoyu and Shi Qing are feeling a bit funny, these two living treasures have actually learned to sing. Of all the pets Su Jing has, the two parrots are undoubtedly the ones who love to perform, they can talk with you all day long.

After the song was over, it took a long time for the audience to return to themselves. Then, the rewards suddenly started to skyrocket. Among them, "Mu Lili" unexpectedly rewarded 50,000 Fish Balls in succession, giving a total of 300,000 rewards, and others gave a lot of rewards.

"It's a blessing to be able to hear the parrot singing!"

"Fortunately, I came here on time, otherwise I would regret it if I missed it. Rewarding 100,000 fish balls means."

"I'm poor. Giving One Thousand fish balls."

"Why do you just reward fish balls?" The parrot stared at the screen for a moment and speak.

"And what do you want?" The audience laughed and rapped.

"Melon seeds, Only cats like fish balls. We're not cats, we're parrots." "Cried the parrot.

"Have no melon seed this prop." The audience didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"If you don't have seeds, you can say a fart." The Parrot cried.

"Watch your language." Su Ya warns them, that two parrots are eating Jade Fang Fishes every day, combined with the Crystal Contemplation technique, they are getting more and more clever, their learning ability is becoming more and more strong, there are times when a stranger say a word and they would learn it. However, like children, they still lack the ability to distinguish between language and do not know the difference between civilized and uncivilized language. So, every time Su Jing hears them speak uncivilly. He will remind them and so will his friends and family members.

"Oh," said the parrot, then corrected. "If you have no seeds then go to hell."

"How is that any better." Su Ya couldn't help crying.

"No melon seeds, what is there to say." This time, the parrot was right.

"Haha, these two parrots are so funny."

"Isn't that nice voice but it isn't Xiaoyu, is there a beautiful girl next to her?"

"Why doesn't the beauty show her face?"

"Don't change the subject. The two parrots seem to have a temper, so let's get rid of the problem regarding their seeds first, or they might fly away."

"Hello parrot, you see if this works or not, fish balls can be exchanged for money, and Xiaoyu can change the money and buy melon seeds for you."

"Yes, you can buy anything you like with Fish Balls."

The two parrots are now smart enough to recognize dozens of numbers, simple patterns, and some very simple text, but such a long text on the screen is beyond their reading range. Tang Xiaoyu explained to the two parrots: "These fish balls are not real, even if they gave you melon seeds, you wouldn't be able to eat them. Fish balls can be exchanged for money, and then replaced with real melon seeds so that you two can eat enough. "

"It's pretty much the same."

"Fishballs, fishballs, enjoy fishballs."

"To appreciate a fish ball, we will talk about a cross-talk."

"Stupid, there are too few fish balls, if you do a cross-talk for every fish ball, you won't be finished till your death." Tang Xiaoyu laughed.

"We were wrong, 100 Million fish ball to tell a cross-talk." The parrot quickly changed, however, their understanding of the number is still very limited, they can only count from zero to ten or twenty and the upward numbers are not very clear to them, they have heard 100 Million but they only knew that this was a high amount, they didn't know how high it is.

"Ha ha ha …" The audience was amused.

"Don't worry about their nonsense, anyway give more fish balls and they can talk crosstalk." Tang Xiaoyu also laughed and spoke.

"Twenty thousand fish balls and cross talk."

"Ten thousand fish balls and cross talk."

"50,000 fish balls, cross-talk."

"Hello everyone, I will introduce myself, I'm a parrot." A parrot stretched out a wing and bowed.

"I am also a parrot, and what we are going to talk about here is a real event," another parrot cried.

"What you may not know is that when we look at a parrot, it's like a human looking at a parrot and we couldn't identify them. So we were taught to remember features, like a person with large breasts, a person with long legs, a person with short hair, a person with a ponytail … "

"We are very smart and learn fast. One day, we walked on the beach and suddenly saw a beautiful woman walking not far away, so we called," Master, look, there is a bikini beauty," and the master listened and looked back. He was angry, and patted our heads, saying that it is not a bikini beauty and you are so stupid."

"We are so wronged."

"We were wondering, she was wearing glasses and she was also wearing a mask, how is that not a Bikini(Two pieces)?"

Tang Xiaoyu and Su Ya froze for a while before they responded and laughed. The audience in the studio also laughed. The audience showed their feelings by their actions and rewarded them in a big way. The number of people in the studio also shot up again. Many people are calling friends. It's like seeing something extremely rare and they can't help calling friends in. What's more, the animal performance is not like the beauty show off, there is no need to cover up and parents can also come in to watch. As a result, the audience quickly grew from 5,000 to 10,000, with more than 7,000 followers.

This caught the attention and jealousy of many live broadcasters, and they chatted in a group.

"That Xiaoyu broadcast room, how did the audience rise so fast, what is she doing to get so many viewers and followers, is she showing off herself."

"You are an idiot. She isn't showing off at all. I just went in and watched. There are pets who are performing."

"What pet show can be so popular, I'll go and see."

As a result, Xiaoyu's live broadcast room attracted many people's attention, of course, once they came in, they were reluctant to leave.

In a lovely boudoir(a woman's private sitting room or salon in a furnished accommodation) dressed in pink, a 17-18-year-old girl dressed in a sexy school uniform was ready to broadcast live after turning on the computer, but she suddenly remembered that Tang Xiaoyu, a classmate of her from the same school was very disdainful of herself and said that she would soon be more popular than herself. She smiled scornfully, thinking how can a smelly girl who can't be cute and coquettish become more famous than her.

The girl clicked into the Xiaoyu broadcast room and glanced at the number of people online. She thought it was still around 300. It may have risen a little, and overestimated that it might have been five or six hundred. After all, it was only one or two days ago that she spoke to Tang Xiaoyu, but after seeing the number, she was stunned: "More than ten thousand, how is that even possible?" (To be continued ~ ^ ~)