Chapter 27: Really?

"You know I feel insulted." I spoke to Hilda as we head back using teleportation and we appeared outskirts of the town.

"I don't know what your talking about." she said like she doesn't understand.

"I can't believe that you have to drag me so you could deliver a manga and a magical girl costume." I said to her.

"But still, if someone wants to inspect me they can just tell me and not drag this escort shit."

"Oh, you noticed?" Hilda seems surprised but she hid it quickly.

"Oh please, when I sensed someone powerful I already knew that I was being inspected if I am a threat." I said to her as I already suspected since I noticed someone's eyes are on me when I entered in that room.

"Plus, as grayfia keep on looking at me and didn't let me leave her eyesight. Only an idiot wouldn't notice that something was going on, so did I pass?" I asked her.

"Impressive that you were able to pick that up. I thought you will be an idiot like your friends." she told me with amusement.

"And don't worry, Grayfia-sama give you a pass... for now." she told me.

"Wow~ good for me." I said with fake joy.

"So, I want to ask you. Why do you smell like a non-virgin while the majority of those woman in the room except grayfia are virgin and is grayfia sexually frustrated since I was able to smell that she has not been fucked for 67 years." I asked her.

She looked at me very weirdly.

"What? It's a skill that I developed when I fuck women, I can sense and smell if they are still virgin and non virgin along with how long they have not been fucked." I said with a shrug.

"Creep." she said towards me.

"Just answer me woman." I said to her.

"Hm, heiress virginity are sacred at our current society as they follow the trends in human world." She spoke to me.

...

"Really?" I asked her.

"Yes."

"I mean, Really?" I asked her again.

"Yes it's the truth."

"Then you being a non virgin?" I asked her.

"We maid are highly trained to serve our master and mistress and that includes sexually but we were the final batch to undergo in that training as the academy change and focused and major house chores and way on how to be a maid." She informed me.

"Then grayfia not being fucked in 50+ years?"

"Hm. Unlike you Human who breeds like cockroaches, us devil only indulge sexual intercourse in giving birth but some male devil's indulge in sexual desires through hands, mouth, breast, feet, thigh, armpit(Furuichi: 'The F*!?') Hair, butt cheeks and teasing from their servants." she spoke and I can only look at her with a blank gaze.

"And how often do they indulge in this so called desires."

"Maybe around once a month."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"I mean Really!? Really!?"

"Yes."

"Why once a month?"

"Like I said, we are not like you humans. We are different species so we have different needs."

"Alright let me ask you. Is it because we have high libido or is it that your male devil's have small libido and a small penis?" I asked her as I start collecting information... for future purposes.

"Wait.. answer me this first. Just how big is a devils dick?" I asked her.

She looked at me very strangely at first.

"Of course 2 inch is standard and 4 inch is the biggest." she said with pride.

...

'The F*!? that like the size of my pinky! and why are you so proud of it!' I thought

"Do you think that's big?" I asked her.

"Hm? Of course. Unlike you Humans, base from the book in the academy library you only have a 1 and a half inch."

"And who wrote that books?" I asked her.

"Of course, it's a well renowned devil. But I kind of forget the author's name." she said to me.

'I think that book lied to you.' I thought as I can't believe I am having this conversation right now.

"So what happens to a human that his been reincarnated as a devil?" I asked her again as I can't help but be amused and laugh internally as we keep this conversation going.

"Of course the body of human will transform to a devil so the human will be lucky to have a devils testicles."

"I see, then let me ask you something. When you fuck how do you do it? I mean how d you devil's normally fuck?" I asked her to keep myself amused.

"Of course we females go in all four and show our vagina to the male and then he insert his penis and start moving back and forth then after maybe 3 minutes they are done."

"And where did you all learn all that?" I asked her.

"Of course, from our advance sex education that is being taught to us."

"And how long is this?"

"The education about sex has been around 25 years ago, it's quite advance and very good for educational purposes." she said.

'I think that's outdated.' I thought before decided to be quite.

"So, did they teach you about you know anal, squirting, how to actually stimulate the body to aroused, make a mood, to pleasure some specific areas that can extremely arouses someone with just a touch?" I asked her.

"... No, don't you human just strip then start humping?" she asked me.

"That was like a long time ago, I mean do you really think that we are barbarians that just strip naked and start humping?"

"Well yes."

"Who would do that? well more like piece of shit that just fuck women in easy way by drugs or drunk on the woman or also pressure but there was also blackmailing and kidnapping and other shits but where is the fun in that? Just you know the one who do those only think of their lower half.

The game change, you asked a woman, charm her. See if she is a 8 or a 9 then bring her to a hotel or your home then fuck her. If you like her then fuck her 3 more times then date her. That's called manners on this society... well more like bring her to a hotel immediately is my doing. The normal thing is date her first until she likes you back you can do it." I did to her before I started to question myself why did I just tell her that.

"You humans do that?"

"You know what? just follow me." I said as I drag her to a love hotel that I saw in the corner.