Molly iz mai favourite snek! She is so coot and she likes wapping herselv around my neck! Mommy and daddy says dat is bad because she is trying to eat me, but she doesn't do it! She snoogles me and gibs me the best cuddles! Bear doesn't like my snek... Bear is one of Malik's 'friends'. It's weird cuz Malik iz Malik, but he can turn into Bear! Bear is the same but he has big floofy ears and a smol cotton ball tail! He's vewy coot and loves cuddles! But he's not as good at cuddles dan Molly.
Mommy also showed me da other sneks like Billy and Tod, but they aren't as nice! Billy twied to fit his mouth around my finger to eat it! He's a meanie...
I wish we had a crocodile, they're pretty cool too. Dey have sharp teeth and biiiiig jaws that go SNAP! Mommy says they're too dangerous to keep as pets, and dat her shelter doesn't look after dem.
Oh! Mommy wants me to go eat, bai bai!