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Football: What Happened To Going To The Nightclub? I Have To Score

Su Luo finds himself reborn in the 2013 World Youth Championship, gifted with an extraordinary talent: the Da Luo template, guaranteeing 100% scoring accuracy with every shot! Dominating the tournament and leading the national youth team to the finals, Su Luo's triumph is cut short when he's expelled from the national team for visiting a nightclub. Defiant, Su Luo embraces his rebellious streak, discovering that each nightclub visit awakens new, legendary football skills. [One nightclub visit: Unlocks the Harland template, with unbeatable physical confrontations.] [Five nightclub visits: Unlocks the Modric template, ensuring a 100% pass success rate.] [Ten nightclub visits: Unlocks the Messi template, perfecting his game to a 100% success rate.] Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Manchester City, and other football giants fall to their knees before the "Little Prince of the Nightclub." Guardiola: "Su Luo is top ten in the world when he plays by the rules, but number one when he frequents nightclubs!" Klopp: "Su Luo was seen picking up girls in a nightclub last night? This match is as good as lost." Wenger: "Come to Arsenal, and you can visit nightclubs every day." Celebrities like Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, and Elizabeth Olsen can't resist his charm: "After last night, he's even stronger!" Desperate, the national team begs for his return: "Su Luo, please come back. We won't restrict you anymore!" Witness the rise of Su Luo, as his nightlife adventures transform him into an unstoppable football legend, reshaping the world of soccer with every visit to the club. Disclaimer: This is Translation --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel Patreon have 50+ advanced chapters for you guys Your help will be greatly appreciated.

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Chapter 147 Traditional Virtue Aubameyang! Feed Cake Master Su Luo!

How to deal with Union Berlin has become the biggest problem for Bundesliga teams. The match where Union Berlin decimated Bayern in the opening game has left other teams trembling.

The most effective strategy is intense defense, which limits Su Luo's space and reduces threats. Borussia Mönchengladbach managed well, conceding only one goal. Another tactic is high pressing, keeping the danger at the opponent's goal, breaking through Union Berlin with top-level offense, as Bayern did last season. However, this is challenging even for the Bundesliga's dominant team, let alone others. Most teams aim to draw by defending, hoping to lose with dignity. But Dortmund had no such plans!

The Bumblebees have offense in their blood! Even at the opponent's home ground, Dortmund never hesitates.

"Welcome to the highlight of the 13th round of the 1516 Bundesliga season! Union Berlin vs. Dortmund at home!"

"Last season, Klopp's poor performance led him to resign after losing to Union Berlin. His protégé, Tuchel, took over and has done an excellent job so far."

"In the first 12 rounds this season, Dortmund has 9 wins, 2 draws, and 1 loss, just 2 points behind Union Berlin and Bayern Munich, ranking third!"

"Dortmund is also a strong contender for the Bundesliga title this season!"

"For today's away game against the in-form Union Berlin, Dortmund has a defensive midfield system in place. Their lineup: Goalkeeper Weidenfeller; Defenders Ginter, Papastathopoulos, Hummels, Schmelzer; Midfielders Weigl, Sven Bender, Gundogan; Front trident Shinji Kagawa, Mkhitaryan, and single striker Aubameyang!"

"Aubameyang has scored 7 goals this season, ranking third in the scorer list. Bayern striker Robert Lewandowski is second with 12 goals in 12 rounds, averaging 1 goal every 217 minutes. He's in great form."

Duan Xuan had been eagerly awaiting the chance to commentate on Su Luo's game. When discussing the Bundesliga scorer list, he spoke with pride.

"The top scorer is, of course, Su Luo, with 25 goals in 12 rounds, continuing his incredible scoring efficiency from last season. Su Luo is a strong contender for both the Bundesliga Golden Boot and the European Golden Boot..."

As Duan Xuan spoke, netizens went wild on Weibo.

"Brother Xuan is too conservative, isn't he?"

"What's the point of being modest? Su Luo is still the golden boot even if he only plays half the season."

"He should be awarded directly. I suggest the German Football Association send the small steel cannon to Su Luo."

"Is there any point in competing?"

Indeed, the netizens were not exaggerating. Everything they said was true. Last season, Chinese fans might not have believed it possible for a Chinese player to score so many goals in the Bundesliga! Any Chinese player scoring overseas would have been celebrated for a month.

Su Luo's emergence ended this embarrassment, propelling the Chinese striker to unprecedented heights. This season, everyone has accepted the fact: Su Luo is the best striker in the world, and when it comes to scoring goals, he's unmatched!

As a result, the value of other Chinese forwards in the European transfer market has surged. According to the German media "Transfer Market," Wu Lei's worth jumped from 3.5 million euros to 11.5 million instantly! His abilities hadn't improved, nor had he had any breakthrough performances. It was all because of Su Luo's impact, heating up the market for Chinese strikers. Gao Lin, Yu Dabao, and others also saw fluctuations in their value. Rumor has it that La Liga teams are eyeing Wu Lei, the top scorer in the Chinese Super League. Mallorca, Espanyol, and even Atletico Madrid are in contact with Shanghai SIPG.

Netizens returned to the game after their comments. Duan Xuan continued introducing the home team's starting lineup.

"Union Berlin has partially rotated today, as they will play against Manchester City in four days. Some main players have been rested. Goalkeeper Fabianski; Defenders Pavard, Alex, Lisandro Martinez, Laxalt; Midfielders Matuschka, Naby Keita, Paredes; Forward trident, Silvio, Su Luo, and Quinine. Silvio is at the front, with Su Luo and Quinine behind."

"From this formation, it seems the left corridor is managed by left-back Laxalt, with Su Luo positioned slightly back. This is Su Luo's second game as a free agent in the frontcourt, and it's a crucial test..."

"The game has begun! Union Berlin, in red jerseys, gets the kick-off and takes the lead. Dortmund is in their away black jerseys."

"Oh? Tuchel's team is pressing high right from the start!"

"They're all over them!"

As expected of the Bumblebees, they increased intensity as soon as the whistle blew! Within just one minute, Dortmund capitalized on a Union Berlin backcourt error and got a great opportunity!

"Keita passes back to Lima, Lima passes back to the goalkeeper. Aubameyang presses forward, but Fabianski doesn't overdo it, sending the ball forward..."

"Oh! Gundogan intercepts Matuschka's pass!"

"Dortmund counterattacks immediately!"

"Gundogan... passes directly to Shinji Kagawa!"

"Wow! What a pass!"

Shinji Kagawa received the ball at the top of the penalty area and delivered a backheel pass that penetrated Alex's defense. Aubameyang rushed into the penalty area!

Kagawa's brilliant pass left Duan Xuan in awe.

With a 1v1 against Fabianski, all the fans held their breath. Dortmund fans were ready to celebrate. But Aubameyang's shot hit the goal post and went wide!

"Aubameyang!! He missed! Union Berlin escapes!"

Dortmund fans put their hands on their heads, stunned.

A golden chance missed!

If Zhan Jun were commentating, he might have uttered another memorable phrase: "CTMD Aubameyang!"

However, Union Berlin's situation remained tense. With Keita and Matuschka marked in front and constant pressure on the goalkeeper and defenders, they needed fast, accurate passes to shift play to the weak side.

Seeing his teammates struggling, Su Luo quickly retreated to midfield to help. He moved with precision, always finding the right position.

Without even needing to hold the ball, relying on Modric's ability to evade and protect the ball, Su Luo managed to distribute passes even under heavy pressure.

This exposed gaps behind Dortmund's midfielders!

In the 22nd minute of the game, Union Berlin gradually adapted to Dortmund's high press and launched a quick counterattack!

"Mkhitaryan moves up, Matushka passes the ball to Su Luo!"

"Su Luo drops deep, and Sven Bender presses too hard!"

"Gündogan and Weigl are also pushing forward!"

"Chance! Strike!!"

As Duan Xuan spotted the gap, Su Luo had already anticipated it and made his move!

He leaned against Sven Bender, turned, and executed a flawless Cruyff turn, freeing himself. Taking advantage of Gundogan and Weigl's defensive lapse, Su Luo threaded a perfect pass through the ribs!

Hummels rushed to cover, but a figure was faster!

"Quinine!! Hummels is too slow! Quinine slips past him!"

"Weidenfeller rushes out! Quinine speeds up!! One step further! He bypasses the goalkeeper!"

"The angle is tight, Quinine—!"

Although Christopher Quinn's skills are average, he's incredibly fast!

In martial arts, strength can be overcome, but speed is unbeatable! Using his acceleration, Quinn bypasses two defenders, but the ball is too powerful and heads towards the bottom line.

At that moment, another red figure appears!

Without hesitation, Quinine teleports to the spot!

"If it's him, there's no doubt!"

Sure enough, before the Dortmund defenders could react, a flash of red lightning zooms past and strikes the ball into an empty goal!

"Su Luo!!! He scores!"

"Union Berlin takes the lead with a quick counterattack!"

"Look at Su Luo's movement. After passing the ball, he didn't stay still but sprinted towards the opponent's goal like a 100-meter dash!"

"Our other forwards should really follow Su Luo's example."

"Is he just lucky? Why does Su Luo score so many goals?"

"It's clear from this goal: every time, every single time, Su Luo gives his all! He never holds back!"

"If it were any other player, they'd likely stand still after passing the ball."

Duan Xuan felt a wave of emotion after this goal.

Not long ago, the national football team lost to Uzbekistan in the top 12. With little hope of qualifying, they're now preparing for the 2022 World Cup. These games exposed a critical issue: the veteran players hardly run.

If there were someone like Su Luo, who fights for every ball and never gives up on any opportunity, the national team wouldn't struggle to score. Yet, in the top 12, the national team still falls short!

Compared to Su Luo's prowess in Europe, the national team's goal tally over several years doesn't match Su Luo's monthly goal count.

Despite this, the Football Association shamelessly demands fees.

Since Su Luo's revelations, an investigation team has been set up to probe the various issues within the Football Association. Whether real change will happen remains uncertain.

But everyone is already disappointed.

Duan Xuan shook his head and focused back on the game. Commentating on the Bundesliga doesn't need the gloom of the national team.

After the re-kick-off, Dortmund continued their high press, hoping to force Union Berlin into mistakes. But Su Luo's frequent retreats broke their high pressure.

The game evolved into a counterattack showcase by Union Berlin!

"Su Luo, a long overhead pass!"

"Sylvio!!! Oh no!"

"Sylvio's touch was too heavy, passing it directly to the opponent's goalkeeper."

"If he were a world-class striker, that goal would have been a certainty!"

Indeed, Su Luo's assist from near the middle circle amazed everyone!

It was reminiscent of the 2013/14 Premier League season, in the 11th round, Manchester United vs. Arsenal, where Rooney's long pass from midfield assisted Van Persie's goal. Su Luo's passing was even more precise than Rooney's.

If it were Van Persie, he would surely have scored!

Unfortunately, Su Luo's teammates couldn't keep up with his level.

However, Su Luo wasn't discouraged and continued to deliver excellent passes from the back. He became a master of setting up goals, providing ample opportunities!

Finally, before the first half ended, Su Luo dribbled the ball himself, using Ronaldo's acceleration style, breaking through Gündogan and Weigl consecutively!

As Hummels stepped up to double-team, Su Luo sent a perfect through ball!

"Quinine!!! One-on-one!"

Christopher Quinn, in top form, finally capitalized on Su Luo's brilliant assist!

A one-on-one situation and a low shot, he slotted the ball past Weidenfeller from close range!

"2:0!! Su Luo with one goal and one assist, extending the lead!"

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