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F*ck Humans Are A Bunch Of Psychos!

What the hell?! At first, we were wiping the floor with those four-limbed mammalians! But what is this situation?! What the hell is the human fleet doing in our capital solar system?! The emperor thought as he watched the live video feed of a human battleship ram his empires fleets cruiser after the battleship's canons melted down from firing nonstop from the start of the battle. Only to hear his anxious ministers report. What?! The humans are orbital dropping their ground forces and beginning orbital bombardment during a fleet battle?! What the f*ck are they nuts?!? P.S. This book is inspired by The Strongest Interstellar Commander its a great book I suggest reading it.

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50 Chs

C19(R-18)

What the f*ck?! What is wrong with humanity?!"

I couldn't help but curse in my mind as I looked at the list of fictional novels on the internet in my HUD view after I decided to take a look at what the netizens were up to.

Once I was done with getting myself up to speed on what happened in the past ten years by connecting to the UNOEs database through my AI microchip inside my brain.

One book said that I was the result of UNOEs secret experiment to create the ultimate human being by combining Reeds and Ares DNR.

While the other one said that I was actually a cyborg sent from the future to save humanity from extinction.

And the most outlandish of them all said that I was the result of the forbidden love between Ares and general Hans the author even came up with an entire backstory for Ares and Hana who was the minister of service.

She was responsible for conscription, recruitment, and military training and at the same time, she was the highest commander of the army, marine, and mech cores when it came to ground combat.

Wait a minute now that I think about it there were rumors that the two were in an unofficial relationship.

I thought as I focused my gaze on Ares who after noticing my gaze couldn't help but start feeling uncomfortable.

"Why are you staring at me like that?"

Ares couldn't help but ask.

"Say, are you and General Hana dating?"

I asked as I did I saw Ares's face turn bright red which was all I needed to know the answer.

"Cough*Cough* It's complicated"

Ares answered after coughing a few times with an awkward smile plastered on his face.

"Alright I'm done you can put on the shirt kid"

Reed said after he finished closing up my wounds from the cables with a hand-sized laser that no matter how I looked at it looked like a laser pencil in my eyes.

"Thanks, Doc"

I answered as I put on the black short-sleeved T-shirt with yellow NAVY printed on the front and back that one of the marines gave me together with black shorts and running shoes.

"Oh yeah almost forgot"

I said out loud as I sent over everything related to Gaia world terraforming technology to Reed's AI Microchip.

"This...this!..."

The trembling from excitement Reed stuttered out after skimming through it in his HUD view as he turned to face Ares.

"I NEED MORE MANPOWER AND RESOURCES!"

Reed spewed out the same words he said ten years ago as he spun around and stormed off from the lab making Ares look at me with eyes full of suspicion.

"When did you..."

Ares started asking only for his eyes pupils to start glowing blue.

I couldn't help but furrow my white eyebrows at Ares who looked like he was struck by lightning.

"What's wrong don't tell me that the Briaans attacked the alpha century again?"

"No, it's much worse than that, H... Hana told me that I need to take responsibility..."

"...." Ares

"...." Me

"So you did get it fixed after all"

I blurted out.

...

As I walked through the Martian's corridors the military personnel that saw me couldn't help but freeze on the spot it's as if they saw a ghost.

But it was to be expected after all no one had seen or heard from me for entire ten years.

As I studied Mark 2 Einherjars blueprints which were 10 percent bigger in order to accommodate the new weapons, defense, and power systems together with upgraded pilots, marines, and ODMT military equipment.

The most noticeable change was that Mark 2 didn't have any shielding at all, instead, it had as much armor on them as it possibly could.

The reason? The Briaans capital system has a neutron star that disables both friendly and unfriendly spaceship's energy barriers no matter what level they are.

So the UNOE decided that there's no point in equipping the Mark 2 Einherjars with shields since according to intel pukes there are only two fleets left that are at full combat capacity and they haven't moved from the capital system for entire ten years.

As for other fleets after 10 years of fighting not only are they at least 10 star systems away deep in enemy territory but they are also experiencing a lack of supplies, spaceships, and manpower.

The electric train leading to now Ragnaroks fleets hangar finally arrived as it did I walked towards the opening doors only to bump into someone.

"Hey watch where you're g..."

I heard the voice of a certain pain in the ass as I did I turned off my HUD view making my eyes pupils return to normal.

"Musclehead"

"Wana be vampire"

We bought blurted out at the same time.

Lilith with now long loose pink hair who was still a pipsqueak in my eyes even after receiving cybernetic, genetic, and biomechanical augmentations with surgical scars all over her body to prove it looked at me without saying a word.

Thou she seems to have gotten bigger thou.

I couldn't help but think as I stared at her black sports bra with yellow NAVY printed covered chest.

"Where are you looking you c*nt!"

Lilith barked after noticing my gaze as she threw a right hook straight at my face only for her forearm to get grabbed by me before her fist could make contact.

"What the...?"

The shocked Lilith couldn't help but blurt out after feeling my iron grip as she tried to move her hand but it didn't budge an inch.

"Let's solve this in a bar like adults what do you think?'

I said because there was no point in fighting for me anymore and clearly Lilith wasn't a match for me.

"Hmph! You're dead meat!"

Lilith snorted as she gave me a death threat.

...

"So... burp...what the hell ... burp... happened up there?"

Lilith who was already wasted as f*ck asked as she rested her head on the bars counter.

"I blew them up"

I answered as a matter of fact as I downed another bottle of a mix between whisky and beer.

"Tch! Stop lying... burp... there's no... burp... f*cking way... burp... you dit by yourself!"

Lilith who wasn't buying the "lies" I was telling said as she finished her glass of whiskey.

Seeing her reaction I activated my psionic power and made the bottle of whiskey on the bar's shelf fly up to her glass and fill it up.

Seeing this Lilith immediately sobered up because it was just too shocking.

"Are you a sit* or a jed*?"

Lilith blurted out as she stared at me with eyes that were saying what the f*ck man?!

"Im neither"

I answered while smirking as I stuffed a cigarette between my lips and lit it up with purple lightning that materialized on my index finger's fingertip.

...

Bang!

I slammed Lilith's room door open as I stormed inside with Lilith with her legs locked around my waist.

I placed her on the alloy table in her room as we savored each other tongues while the doors closed themselves automatically.

I slid my hands down her back into her black sports shorts and cupped a feel of her ass then after kneading her ass enough without any ceremony tore them apart.

While Lilith pulled down my shorts and underwear exposing my coked and loaded d*ck.

As she did we separated our mouths leaving behind a trail of our saliva connecting them.

We looked into each other's eyes and we both knew that we couldn't wait anymore.

I started kissing and licking her neck and moving down to her sports bra-covered breasts that I unceremoniously released from her bras grip then to her ripped stomach then to her firm and athletic thighs while leaving hickeys on her healthy bronze skin.

As my head went to face her crotch I grabbed her wet panties with my finger and pulled them to the side.

As I dug in Lilith clamped my head with her athletic thighs while her nails started drilling into my head.

"Ah... f*ck...ah..."

Lilith moaned at the top of her voice while throwing curses from good it felt after all I was already quite experienced in the art of pleasuring a woman scratch that a tomboy in this case before getting vaporized by nuke chan.

"Ah, f*ck...!"

Lilith barked out as her body curled upwards while her thighs squeezed me so hard that if I didn't have an alloy skull my head would have burst like a watermelon.

"F*ck... how... are... you... so... good... at... this"

Lilith muttered as she lay limp on the table as she breathed heavily still savoring the overwhelming sense of pleasure.

As my head was finally released from the iron grip I stood up and without waiting for another second because I couldn't I shoved my d*ck inside her as I grabbed her hips.

Causing it to slam against her womb's wall.

Only to hear Lilith's pained grunt.

"What the f*ck don't tell me you're still a virgin?"

I couldn't help but blurt out as I looked at Lilith's pained face.

"Shut it and start moving!"

Lilith barked back as she forcefully sprung up and locked her legs around my waist while digging her nails into my T-shirt-covered muscular back.

Yes, mam.

I thought as I slowly started moving my hips back and forth as I did Lilith once again started moaning until I was going at full speed and strength.

We f*cked until Lilith finally passed out while in the process we completely trashed her room leaving behind dents on the table because it was still made from obsolete alloy and pieces of our clothes with scratches and hickeys mostly doting Lilith's body because my skin was just too tough for her teeth and nails.

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