101 Ways to ̶K̶i̶l̶l̶ (Abuse) a statue

Throughout his life, 15 had never felt anger. It was a foreign concept to him. No, 15 had never gotten mad once in his life. Nor had he ever gotten jealous or enraged or felt guilt in any way shape or form ( But that's a topic for another day ). No, to 15 these ideas and concepts were foreign, alien even, and in his opinion quite stupid.

They why, you may ask was 15 beating the ever-living hell out of five half-naked statues while mumbling to himself and occasionally letting out manic laughter. The fact that 15 was slamming the statues around like ragdolls while completely decimating the hundreds of fine ancient murals and artworks that adorned the walls made it very clear that he was the one bullying the stone warriors and not the other way around.

So if it wasn't for the fact that the five half-naked warriors had gotten the jump on him and served him a fine knuckle sandwich, then why would 15 take the time to brutalize them so. And for the love of God, what was that devil saying to himself while making such a scary face?

Well to 15, it was all because he felt like it.

He would have played around with the statues just as roughly with or without the punch to the face. It just gave him a little inspiration. A little motivation to punch a little harder and aim for some areas that he thought were a little more sensitive. If the stone warriors could even feel anything in the first place.

And as to why 15 had put away his favored blood knife for the use of his fists?

After beating down the statues to the point were they started to actively run away from him instead of chasing after him with the intent to smash, even the statues themselves would have preferred being stabbed to death. After all, it was a quicker death.

And to be honest 15 would have preferred to stab the statues to death as well. It was just more enjoyable for all parties involved. He had even tried to decapitate them, and end their lives rather quickly before getting so rudely punched in the face.

Well, the reason he did not just stab the statues to death was simply because, NO MATTER, HOW, HARD, HE, TRIED, TO, CUT, STAB, POKE, OR STICK, THE SKIN OF THESE DAMN STATUES IT DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING !!!! THEIR SKIN WAS JUST TOO THICK !!!

and made of stone....

and reinforced with some strange blue magical energy.....

He should probably smash those jewels to see if that would do anything.....

Nah, that would be boring let's just smash them around for a bit.... See if that works.....

In the end after smacking the statues around with his knife for a bit 15 came to the conclusion that it wouldn't matter if he used his razor-sharp blood knife or a baseball bat to attempt to kill the stone warriors. They wouldn't feel a difference.

So he tossed both ideas to the side as he took the next most satisfying course of action. Grinding those damn statues to dust under his own fists.

But sadly, after a good bit of smashing, punching, throwing, and mixed in with the occasional kick for variety the only wounds he had inflicted upon his victims were psychological.

Sad...

Oh well, 15 guessed he would just have to settle for the most obvious, asinine, basic, boring way to dispatch the statues.

Of course, that obvious, asinine, basic, boring way to dispatch the statues was of course destroying all the glowing blue jewels that were embedded throughout the exteriors of the five statues.

After playing with the statues for a while 15 figured out pretty quickly that crushing the jewels that studded the statues exteriors was the correct way to defeat them. After all after reading through his book 15 was quite the expert on animated humanoid creatures. He just wanted to see if he could kill the statues in another, less orthodox fashion. After all he wasn't just some basic B****.

But alas, the statues were to well made, and although they were somewhat suggestive 15 still had to give some praise to whoever made these hulking brutes. They knew what they were doing.

And so, re-equipping his blood knife 15 dashed through the cowering stone warriors shattering all their precious azure jewels into dust within an instant.

This time making sure the statues were dead 15 stepped forward to give each one a quick inspection. Surprised to find that after the jewels broke, blueish energy was released flowing through the stone warriors carefully carves veins and empowering them. Given new confidence the stone warriors rose up once more, their mental demons seemingly cleansed and charged at 15 as if they were never beaten in the first place.

15 frowned. Not because he was surprised at all. In fact, he expected the statues to become temporarily empowered for a bit after having their power sources broken, being able to exceed their limits for a short moment and fight one last time before death.

No 15 frowned because he noticed one small detail. The bluish energy flowed throughout the entire body of the stone warriors expanding every muscle. Including the one, their stone battle skirts were designed to protect.....

How.... indecent....

15 took his praise for the creator of the statues back. It seemed like they were.... just a pervert....

Sharpening his blood knife to the extreme 15s frown quickly disappeared. It looked like he would just have to quickly correct these statues indecent existences through the most extreme method.

Without the blue energy protecting their skin the warriors were probably much easier to damage now....

*Chuckle

Looks like he would end up cutting something of the stone warriors off..... Just not their heads this time....