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Evolution to GOD

WPC #188: Bronze Winner ["So miss System, how can I become awesome" "Host you cannot become awesome"] Success was surrounding me all the time, I was Rich, Handsome, and a Playboy. And you know what, I was always surrounded by beauties. Then one day, my life took a nightmarish turn. "What the fuck" I was in a body of a monkey. Bloody GOD had me incarnated in a body of Monkey!!! Where is my Handsomeness and... At least he should have me incarnated in a body of Fox or a Peacock. I should have shown my awesomeness, a cute Panda is also fine. Follow the journey of a self-centered narcissist man, who wanted to become awesome but became a GOD. P.S: Image used from this source https://www.deviantart.com/vesner/art/Monkey-Death-Ray-297852108

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I AM FINALLY AWESOME

I'm feeling quite nervous right now. I'm facing the danger one-on-one for the first time.

I glanced at the rat in my hand, which was almost dead. This will be my bait today.

Fortunately, I found a rusty ax while searching near the burrow of the hunted rat. Perhaps someone died a long time ago, but you have to admit the sharpness is still there. This ax killed many rats, you know.

Bloody hell!!! I look more awesome holding the ax. It's almost as if I'm a hero in the jungle, but a little beauty is missing.

However, before all of that, I have to kill the snake, otherwise, nobody will believe my awesomeness.

Having moved steadily towards the snake hole, I pushed that dying rat closer to it once I was approximately 50 meters away. After I ran the roundabout way to the tree, I leaped onto the branch where the hole was and stood there.

Now I just have to wait for the snake to appear.

It didn't take long for the snake to emerge when it smelt the blood of the rat.

'SHIT!!!! It's way stronger than me, I can feel the pressure from it, and if I move from here, it will definitely notice me.'

"FUCK!!! I shouldn't have come -- the only thing I can do is kill this thing or I'll be dead."

A fucking ten-foot snake as thick as me would devour me whole.

Seeing it move towards the rat, I prepared myself to jump and kill it.

When it reached the rat, it opened its mouth to eat it. It's the right time to jump and kill it.

When I jumped towards it while swinging the ax in a wide arc to kill it as if it had sensed me. Snake vanished from the spot and my ax hit the ground.

"FUCK!" I know I'm fucked. It'll kill me today...

The snake appeared six feet from me and stared at me like I was a fool.

This asshole ate the rat, and now he wants to eat me.

My heart stopped when I saw his eyes as if it was playing me to death.

'FUCK!!!!! 'I can't even move.' It started moving towards me, and as it opened its mouth, I heard a voice.

"Host!" As if electricity ran through me, I closed my eyes and swung my ax with all my might.

"HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" I can hear the snake hissing as if it was angry.

I don't know what happened, but I suddenly felt a warm sensation all over my body. My eyes opened to see the snake without a head laying on the ground, sprinkling blood all over me.

"FUCK!!!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHA, AWESOMENESS, I FINALLY SHOWED MY AWESOMENESS, BLOODY FUCK!!!! I KILLED THAT FUCKING SNAKE'

In my entire life, I have never felt so happy, and today I have accomplished something truly incredible. Although I almost died, I killed it in the end.

However, why didn't I receive the notification of completion of the task?

"System"

"Yes Host"

"Did you see my awesomeness?"

"Negative, the host almost died because of his pathetic willpower."

Fuck! I won't ask anything from her, she isn't even aware of my awesomeness.

"Huff... I didn't get a notification that the task had been completed?"

"The host has not completed the task."

"Huh? Didn't I kill the snake?"

"Host must kill and eat the snake"

"FUCK!!!!! Bloody hell, FUCK!!!"

I can't even light the fire, I have to eat it raw.

After gathering the courage, I cleared the snake's guts and began eating it. 'Fuck!!! this is so disgusting, I haven't even eaten the raw vegetables in my life.'

I was suddenly covered in golden light and received a system notification.

"Task completed."

"Congratulations, Host! Evolution Shop is now available, you've reached Level 5!"

I got another notification in my mind:

"All stats of Host have been upgraded by 5 points. The host has acquired the power: BLINK."

As I feel the warm sensation flowing within me, whether it be mind or body, I feel a lot stronger now. It took me a long time to come to my senses.

"FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!"