She has come a long way. Orphaned, born a weakling, and being the infamous good-for-nothing of Azure Dragon Country. Gu Ruoyun was the shame of the proud Gu household. Falsely accused of a crime she did not commit, she was betrayed by her family and beaten to death by her own grandfather. But life took a fateful twist on that very day — she was revived. Newly awakened, she is now the Master of an ancient treasure that resides within her body. Precious cultivation pills, treasures beyond her wildest imagination and spiritual beasts, all within her grasp... She is the apple of the eye of all under the heavens, including that of a mysterious, handsome man. Now she only has one goal — to conquer the world.
At that moment, the Great Elder's face had turned as green as a bamboo leaf. He really wanted to scream angrily: Do you not wipe your *ss after taking a f*cking sh*t?
However, at this moment, he was completely suffocated by the sheer pressure of the buttocks and was unable to speak.
The large fatty who was sitting on his face, however, did not seem to be aware of this at all. He has no intentions of standing up.
"Get off!"
The Great Elder, who almost puked blood from being squashed by the fatty, finally managed to spit out two words. His voice was filled with fury as if raging flames were spitting out from within.
Poot!
Just as the Great Elder was about to cry out again in anger, a warm, smelly gas erupted around him. The stench was so heavy that he nearly fainted.
This damned fatty, not only is he using his buttocks to squash my face, he has even farted!