Chapter 31 Sending Them To The Thots

After Long Lei paid his respects to his ancestors, they left the old Long family home and flew towards the Heaven Breaking Sect. As the family of two flew over Floating Cloud city, another lineup of people appeared, this time fiercer than the last.

"So, what brings you here Qin Mei?" An arrogant man said as he stood atop an elegant Crane. "That's none of your business Gu Gang." Qin Mei replied as her swan came to a halt. (if you don't remember who Gu Gang is he's a County Lord he appeared in chapter 9 for reference)

"But it is my business, after all this is right next to my jurisdiction." He stated, as if this action was out of his hands. "What do you want then? Would you like to start a war between our two sects?" Qin Mei asked before pulling out a long sword.

"No no no, why would I do such a thing? All I need to do is look through your spatial rings." Gu Gang simply explained trying to diffuse the situation somewhat. "And why is that?" Qin Mei replied her gaze turning colder.

"Ah, I guess you haven't heard? Some dimwit calling himself the "Fart Emperor" broke into the Palace and stole some precious treasures from the Royal Family, the Emperor is fuming right now." He stated as a smile dawned on his face.

"Not only that, but we've all realised that your Sect has gone into a period of lock down suddenly, and its just around the time the scrolls were stolen. It couldn't be, that one of your Heaven Breaking Sect's disciples raided the Palace could it?" Gu Gang theorised as he slung mud right at the Heaven Breaking Sect's face.

"Gu Gang, you bore me. If you're just going to act like a fucking dog you can get out of my sight this instant before I beat you up on behalf of the Endless Hell Sect." Long Lei declared as he leered at Gu Gang, his irritation visible on his face.

"Hmph, it seems you and your dead beet husband still haven't taught your son any manners. You two are a shame on your Sect's name." Gu Gang said as suddenly Qin Mei struck out with her sword, a sharp gust of wind flying towards him.

"CLINK!"

Seeing the attack Gu Gang quickly retrieved his fan and deflected the attack swiftly. "Qin Mei, what's the matter with you? Do you really want to go to war?" Gu Gang asked, as he hid his insidious grin behind his fan.

"War? You think you're qualified to go to war with my sect? I am gonna warn you one more time, get the fuck out of my sight or you can say hello to the thots for me." Long Lei replied having enough of his bullshit.

"Hahaha, okay then, no one can blame us for this now. Guards, charge!" Gu Gang announced as suddenly the experts on the roofs below began hurtling towards the swan.

Their arms were steady, their swords at the ready, and little did Long Lei know, that this was what not only Gu Gang wanted, but what Yang Hong and the Emperor himself wanted.

'Long Lei is too big of a variable to be allowed to exist.' Gu Gang thought, as the guards were about to reach the swan, when suddenly a gust of wind emitted from Qin Mei in all directions, sending the guards flying away.

"T-This, this is the Omnidirectional Wind Catcher!" Gu Gang said in shock as his guards plummeted to the ground. "Gu Gang, you dare try to murder not only me, but my son as well?" Qin Mei asked as she began to levitate above her swan.

"....I must say I miscalculated but Qin Mei you're still not a match for all of us!" Gu Gang said as 2 eagles flew in from down below. It was the Palace Eunuch Liu, and the Royal General Qin Wu.

"According to the Emperor, the Heaven Breaking Sect along with anyone who stands with them will be annihilated by the Kingdom from this day forth!" Eunuch Liu said, as he read out what was written on his golden scroll.

"I suggest you back down cousin." Qin Wu suggested as his face contained immense bloodlust. "Traitor, I am, and was never related to you." Qin Mei declared, visibly disgusted by Qin Wu's mere presence.

"Good, then I don't need to feel bad for this." He said, before suddenly disappearing and appearing right in front of Long Lei. His claymore swinging towards Long Lei's head.

"SWISH!"

But the sword hit nothing but air. "Haha, I'll admit if that was a few days back I may have been killed by that attack, too bad for you I recently mastered my movement technique!" Long Lei declared as he appeared right behind Qin Wu, his fist glowing in a silver light.

This was the Silver Gauntlet technique, and he had mastered it to such a level where his fist itself even produced silver light. That along with his body cultivation, and 9th Stage Qi Refinement cultivation base, crashed into Qin Wu's back.

"PUA!"

Qin Wu spat out as he flew into the city below. "L-Lei'er." Qin Mei said in shock. "Yo, Palace goon, let me tell you something. I was the one who stole your precious scrolls and shit, but don't ask for them back, I already burnt them when disposing of my puppets." Long Lei mocked as Eunuch Liu was enraged.

He had already recognised the Silver Gauntlet technique, but now Long Lei had more than confirmed his suspicions. "Haha, you're dead, you think you can sur-" Eunuch Liu said when suddenly a weird three pronged object flew towards him.

"Parlor tricks." He scoffed before deflecting the kunai. Once he did so Long Lei suddenly appeared in the position of the deflected kunai. Immediately he threw another one towards Eunuch Liu, but this time he missed.

"Haha, you can't even hit a simple object." Eunuch Liu laughed out, when suddenly Long Lei disappeared yet again, this time reappearing right behind Gu Gang, his Silver Gauntlet technique ready.

"I said I'd send you to the thots below." Long Lei declared, as suddenly a golden aura simultaneously emitted from his hand. This time Gu Gang was slightly prepared so he quickly sent his Spiritual Qi towards his back, but little did he know that the attack this time was magnitudes stronger than the one that hit Qin Wu.

"Pua!"

Gu Gang groaned as he shot off his Crane, blood leaking from his mouth. At this point Long Lei's Qi was almost completely exhausted but it was fine, he still had Qin Mei after all.

"Palace dog, I'll let you live so that you can send a message on my behalf. Tell the Emperor he can eat shit, because this granddaddy here fears no man, and I know that THE EMPEROR IS INFERTILE!" Long Lei said, emphasising the last part especially, making sure the City's people could hear him.

Eunuch Liu, didn't know how to react seeing and hearing all this, and even Qin Mei was shocked beyond words. Eunuch Liu did know one thing though, it was time for him to retreat, he couldn't handle both Long Lei and Qin Mei simultaneously that was for sure.

"Fine, not like there'll be a Long Lei to speak of after today." Eunuch Liu declared before flying away with his eagle. He was sure the guards and other miscellaneous troops would be more than enough to take care of both Gu Gang and Qin Wu.

Long Lei then jumped from the Crane back onto the swan as Qin Mei descended from above. "You, you have a lot of explaining to do." Qin Mei demanded as she gave off a, concerned mother vibe.

"Okay okay, I will but right now we have to make it back to the sect swiftly." Long Lei said trying to pacify her. Immediately after, he crossed his hands weirdly as Qi suddenly influxed into his body. He then teleported back to the Heaven Breaking Sect with not only himself, but his mother and the swan too.

"What in the world?" Qin Mei said as they suddenly appeared in the middle of the market place. "We have no time for this. All of you, call the Elders, we're going to war." Long Lei announced as suddenly the disciples paled.