A/N: Still a bit unwell. Got this chapter out and this one's for you @MurderMelody. I think I got that name right? Right?
... Just enjoy.
Enkidu gazed at the retreating "Feika!" as the sun slowly set. Ushiwakamaru thanked him before lamenting about Leonidas' death.
Gil gazed at them before announcing his decision "Our enemy is the gorgon, wielder of the authority of Tiamat!"
"We'll now take preparations."
"Now we'll tame the Ishtar like a wild beast. You are the beast tamer Fujimaru." Fujimaru nodded as Gil grinned before opening a gate only to be stopped by Enkidu. "No need for treasures Gil. Just the contract of me not haunting her dreams should be enough.
Gil smirked and said "Take it in case."
Enkidu shook his head as they wheeled the wagon out. He steeled his heart for his next encounter with Feika! The only thing coming out alive from the battle will be his Feika's dead lifeless body as it once had been.
His eyes shone with a gleam as they set out to tame the wild beast. The walked until they sotted a gold waving cat with a giant temple that was beautiful. Enkidu let out a puff of annoyance as he dodged a few magic blasts.
"Oy Ishtar! If you don't come out and sign this contract I'm blowing up this temple and there's nothing you can do about it!" Ishtar came out completely horrified. "You clay beast!" Enkidu simply handed her a contract as she quickly signed it without looking.
The group watched as an evil smile etched itself on Enkidu's face. "hehehe Hahaha!" Enkidu quickly pocketed the contract until Kiyohime grabbed it and looked at it before grinning as well. Jeanne grabbed it and laughed. It was soon passed around the whole group until Enkidu read out the contents.
"Man I hoped your stupidity would work and it did!"
"I goddess Ishtar willingly sign and become Enkidu's slave. Ownership rights may be shared between holders. Gilgamesh has a sub-ownership of the slave Ishtar. Signed: Ishtar. This is a magical contract and by terminating the contract without permission the slave will die."
Ishtar started screaming until Enkidu grabbed a sack of gems and threw it into her face. Take it and stop whining you useless goddess. The only thing you're good for is Gugalanna. Ishtar chuckled "Right... Gugalanna..." Everyone started praising Ishtar but Enkidu could tell something was wrong including Kiyohime.
Ishtar dashed off saying something about a diary.
Enkidu sighed as he looked at his saint quartz balance. He started summoning another servant as Fujimaru looked at him in envy knowing it was going to be a good one. The light brightened as a girl soon appeared. Enkidu's first thought was "A cat girl?" A fist was sent flying his way as he tilted for the figure to fly into the wall.
She stood up while Kiyohime hissed at her while clinging to Enkidu's arms. Jeanne was intrigued with the newcomer. "Servant Archer, Atalanta. If you call me a cat again I'll kill you." Enkidu shrugged as he looked at the crying Fujimaru who had more black keys. Enkidu walked over before grabbing the black keys and gave him a few saint quartz.
Enkidu looked at the black keys and stored them away. He would soon become the greatest collector of black keys.
Atalanta settled in the camp as she looked at her master. She disliked men but... what exactly was her master. Seriously her master was in the middle of a battle against a goddess and he was sleeping peacefully in his green fish sleeping bag? She edged forward to Kiyohime "Pstt. Hey is our master a man or a woman?" Kiyohime rubbed her eyes as she replied "Clay."
Atalanta thought that she was still half asleep so she shook Kiyohime awake "Is our master a man or a woman?" Kiyohime missed her sleep as she was woken by the cat "I said clay!" Atalanta looked at her "You can't be serious right?" She nodded "Enkidu, divine clay shaped by the gods. Ended up rebelling." Atalanta was having an existential crisis. "All the times I had either male or female master and now I have clay?"
Kiyohime nodded before adding "We prefer to call him 'he' as he acts like a male after being with Gilgamesh for so long." Atalanta nodded. So now she at least knew about her master's gender, clay.
She laughed when she hard from Kiyohime that he had enslaved a goddess. Ishtar who was talking with Fujimaru wanted to punch the new servant. Enkidu was sleeping peacefully throughout all of this as he was snug inside his fish sleeping bag. Jeanne was busy poking her master to see how much disturbance would take to wake him up.
"Hmm. Poking doesn't work either. So far a snake, voices and pokes do not work." Jeanne was stopped by Sherlock before she could go further. Sherlock was busy finding interesting things to do and interacting with Atalanta.
Enkidu woke up in the morning as he found everyone looking at him. "What? Is something wrong?" Merlin sighed "We've tried to wake you up more than 15 times. Each time you were either unaffected or your chains automatically deflected it."
Enkidu chuckled before swearing that he would summon a good chef.
"Welcome! Splendid heroes! You too Enkidu! Especially you! For now we have a slave! A powerful slave!"
Gilgamesh started laughing hysterically while swinging his legs on the throne like a child. "How does it feel to be a slave. Pftt Haha!" Ishtar gained wrinkles by the second from her face being all scrunched up after being reminded that she had become a slave.
Enkidu smiled with melancholy "My hatred is almost vanquished yet my urge to make you suffer is still there."
A/N: I've been thinking and I've thought about it. I really did not do a good job of the Gojo fanfic so I've decided to switch all my other fanfics and update them whenever (Except for this one of course. MAIN PRIORITY) I'll be creating a new Gojo fic one that is better rather than a crack fic.