A NEW LIFE

ELF IRL

BY:Aunknown10

edited by:neigh_boy240

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It's been two weeks since I got put in the hospital. Everyone's been pretty kind and helpful in this world. Mr. Shaun has even been visiting me often! Today's the day I FINALLY leave the hospital. I gave my thanks to everyone who helped me during my recovery and left. I thought that there was going to be a charriot to escort me, as usual, but me being me I forgot that, whoops, I'm in another world and got suprised after seeing something that looked just like a hunk of metal that wasn't run by a horse or magic.

"What is this species?", I asked, curiously. The man that was supposed to escort me, Mr. Court, said, "What are you talking about? This isn't an animal. It's a car. You've… never seen this before?", he asked. I said nervously, "N-no, of course not! I… uh… know what this spe--I mean, uh, thing is." Mr. Court started staring at me intimidatingly, which scared the life out of me. Did he know? I backing up a bit, but he took a step forward with each I took back.

I'm done for, aren't I? Am I going to be sacrificed? Burned? Tortured? A million thoughts were running through my head in those few seconds…

And then, all of a sudden, he started laughing. What's going on? Mr. Court said, "I'm just kidding. What are you getting all nervous and scared for?" I replied, "Because you're staring at me like a perv." I went with that. Mr. Court backed a step away and said, "Perv? Do I look like a perv to you?" "Yes, especially without your glasses. In fact, put them back on, pervo." For some reason, Mr. Court wasn't responding anymore. I wonder if I offended him…

And I didn't know why at first, until the lady in front of the car, I guess another escort, by the way, also looked beautiful, said "Oh no, you broke him! I forgot what I said next considering how surprised I was, but it was probably something was like, "I… B-BROKE A HUMAN !! PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER!!" She said, "No, no, not like that, you broke him, like, EMOTIONALLY." I said, "What!!! How can someone be broken emtionally?" She said, "It's okay, I just need to slap him and he'll come back to his senses." I never realised how fragile humans came to emotions, but they're violent physically!

"What?! Slapping?! My mom said that I should never hit people unless it's self-defense!" Then, after that, I realised why my mom told me not to annoy women. Because the whole time I was riding the car, I had seen a wound on Mr. Court's face, like a flickering light. I asked him how it felt. "Um, uh, Mr. Court, how does it feel getting slapped…?" For some reason, Mr. Court said, "You'll feel it someday, child. You'll feel it one day." I was like, "Ok, that was weird…"

I thought that this car was moving slow, but once I put my face outside the window, a hard force of wind hit me. Honestly? It felt great. After that, I reached the place where they put kids without parents called an "orphanage". And trust me, this doesn't seem like a safe place since im the only older kid there, with all the other kids, who are toddlers. Well, it was hell, to put it LIGHTLY. There were babies crawling up on me, peeing on me, sh!ting on me, it was torture. One day, while I was taking a nap in the main hall, a baby pissed in my mouth! My freakin' mouth! I woke up as soon as he started, and I'm finally realising the greatness of having my parents, so... thanks, mom and dad.

I was more determined than ever to get out of here as soon as possible, although I felt really sad, cause I miss my parents. But, as Mr. Shaun said, there is no point in crying, because my parent will also be sad if I won't living a great life. But another reason is beause all the nannies here are avoiding me. Then, it hit me. It was because of my Elven looks! So, as soon as I get adopted, I'm gonna change my looks. But one time a nanny asked, "Why do your eyes glow when you're asleep?" I answered nervously, "You were… probably seeing things. After all you must be tired from working that hard. She responded, "Yeah, you're probably right." Now that I think of it, I remember my mom said that my eyes are special. Oh well, this night, I should just pretend I'm sleeping, I guess.

Welp, just like that, 3 days have passed and I was tired as FS#K! Staying up for three nights, I'm yawning just writing this… For some reason I had a good feeling today! and I didn't know why until…

Nanny: Leon! You are getting adopted. Come and meet your new mom!

TO BE CONTUNIED

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