chapter 5

2 years later

I am now 8 years old and I am halfway through novice level the liquid mana in my body has increased halfway a drop at a time and I can tell you it is slow going.

I should be classed as a novice middle class almost novice last class now I have begun learning Hogwarts spells I am also still learning potions from mum as well as runes but I can now say with confidence I have learned all the first-year curriculum.

I did try asking mum about etiquette but her reply was 'it's a stupid fucking gimmick who needs it, so yeah apparently the Lovegood have a hard pass on normal decorum then again I kind of expected it especially when mum said was not a family but a clan of druids so fuck human standards.

so that's why I could transfer mana to the earth in an infinite loop with a passive purification of my magic it may not mean much now but in the late game I am pretty sure I can become one with the planet shit is Gaia real I am so screwed if she is.

as I said that I was sure I call to hear the sound of a girl giggling yup it's official I am gonna somehow become one with Gaia.

I need an adult, right as I say that mum runs into my room screaming with frazzled hair ' I am an adult and I allow it, before running away again I just stood there mouth agape staring and contemplating this is my life now.

as I began to close my mouth little Luna runs into my room looking just as frazzled as a mum with her skin the color of rainbows wait that's not right as soon as I thought that she was already removing my flooring under my bed and hiding under there when did my floor become moveable' Luna what are you doing and when did you make a hiding hole in my floor under my bed ?.

'shush clip I am hiding from mummy she's trying to stop me from being a rainbow but I can taste the rainbow I shall never return from this perfect form now so I am hiding, yeah ok I said and just walked away to head to dad yeah he was the normalish one in this house.

as I walk down the hallway I can see mum in the garden screaming at the trees that is normal apparently in this family yeah, to be honest trees are kind of assholes there very snobbish and vain I have told mum old age gets to them.

I'm pretty sure most have dementia also never ask how their day was trees don't think in days there day is years I had to listen about growing pains for over an hour and how there leaf's kept falling off.

I think everyone but dad has promised a tree at least 5 times to burn them down I see dad at his work table for the Quibbler as he sees me from the corner of his eye he looks up from his writing what-up clip.

I am just writing at the moment about how Dumbledore brainwashes people using sweets so what's up, so dad Luna got into mums potions again and apparently made a secret hide hole in the floor of my room I don't even know when she could have done it 'oh that's easy she asked me to do it for her.

I slap a hand to my face and think there my family I love them but they have no common sense yet again I just walk away and dad goes strait back to writing with a smile like he solved everything who the hell makes a hiding hole under a kids bed for a 7-year-old girl to hide in to escape her mum.

I walk outside mum sees me and runs at me like a bull to a red flag she gets close grabs my shoulders looked me dead in the eye' where is the little shit she through my skittle potion on herself it's not even ament to go on the skin your ament to shake it and the liquid becomes skittles.

yep, mum makes some weird shit like a skittle potion shake it up and watch it pop ' so where is she clip if you tell me I will lower your grounding.

but I'm not grounded? 'yet after I find her you both will be, huh ok yeah she's hiding in my room somewhere no clue where she might have moved 'you have officially gotten out of 90% of your grounding, what about the last 10%?.

'oh the 10% is because I know when your not telling me the whole truth clip so gimmie the info, she starts doing the gimme thing with her hands all I can do is facepalm once again and accept my punishment because I'm not ratting Luna out she can be terrifying when she's vindictive