Prologue

(Real life Earth 11426, New York City, December 30th, 2040, first person POV...)

I'll bet you're wondering who I am. Am I right? Well, I guess I'll just outright inform you so that there won't be any confusion between either carbon copies of myself, clones, or anyone sharing either parts of my name or my overall appearance in general.

I'm Miguel Guevara.

I was born and raised in New York City on January thirty-first, 1988, and I eventually became famous for being a writer with a passion for writing my own fanfiction stories, in addition to designing superhero costumes with metallic-looking body armor made of craft foam for either myself or for people who go to superhero conventions, and working as a part-time Transformers toy designer for Hasbro.

Yeah, I literally love the Transformers franchise, but I absolutely hated the original Generation 1 toys; they were abominations for toys that had very little articulation, and some parts of most of the toys tended to be extremely breakable.

But anyway, that's not important right now. Just so there's no confusion on what I look like when it comes to carbon copies and/or clones, I'm standing at six feet and four inches tall. I have shoulder length dirty blonde hair that is slowly fading to black no matter how much time I spend in and out of the rays of the sun. I have brown eyes. I generally wear contacts because I was born with impaired vision, and I wear reading glasses if need be. I'm literally as muscular as some of the greatest powerbuilders in the world for someone of my caliber, mostly because my childhood and my teenage years revolved around rigorous amounts of daily exercise for a whole year, 365 days, 3 hours a day, every day. Along with the fact that I exercise a lot because I want to be as healthy as I can be. I may possess the physique of a powerbuilder, but I'm trying not to become famous. Fame comes with varying consequences of different types, depending on your works of fame.

In addition to that, another reason why I'm as muscular as some of the greatest powerbuilders of all time is because of the fact that I'm on a strict nutritional diet and I generally always try my hardest to actively avoid eating any unhealthy food, no matter if it's store-bought or prepared at a fast-food restaurant or even made at home.

As for the rest of my appearance, I have no facial hair, I wear absolutely no jewelry whatsoever, and I generally avoid wearing gangster clothing because I don't want to be mistaken for a gang member. In addition to that, I occasionally wear superhero-themed clothing, but whenever I go to someplace important like work, I always try to look and act professional. At the same time, I always try to avoid wearing black clothing because, in simple terms, my family's religious belief says that any human being wearing black from head to toe is considered a devil spawn and that the only kind of devil spawn that would wear black from head to toe would be the Antichrist.

And yes, for future reference, I come from a religious household, a strict one at that.

As for my colorful fashion sense, I generally avoid wearing red or dark colored clothing in the warmer seasons because of bees. You see, bees believe human beings wearing red or dark colored clothing to be a threat. And also because of the fact that I'm scared of bees. But other than that, I generally wear casual colorful clothing in colors that don't clash, formal suits when I work at one of the Hasbro facilities in New York, and nice clothing when I go to family gatherings.

As for the time of day in which my adventure in another dimension began to take place, it's currently December 30th, 2040, which coincidentally makes me fifty-two years old and we were just one day short of New Years' Eve.

We here in the United States – me and my younger siblings and their kids and their grandkids specifically housed in New York City – had just finished watching the series finale of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, one of our favorite superhero cartoons in existence.

There were twelve seasons in total, with over twelve Miraculous World Special episodes that have partial chronological timelines in different parts of the main series timeline, and the overall plot storylines for the main series were spanning over seven to eight to twenty-five years in real life. Along that kind of journey, we found all kinds of things about the show that we didn't like.

For my siblings, there were very few things they didn't like.

On the other hand, I found so many things I didn't like right from the beginning all the way to the very end of the road. In fact, there were so many things about the show I didn't like that I couldn't even keep count of how many there was at first.

Chief among the things I hated about Miraculous Ladybug includes the following: number one, Gabriel Agreste/Hawk Moth not joining his son Adrien around their mansion's dinner schedule to make himself a bit more presentable.

Number two, both Chloe Bourgeois and Sabrina Raincomprix being spoiled brats and never changing their ways because of the not-so humorous mindsets and fan-tormenting ideas of the two directors of the very show.

Number three, Adrien becoming Cat Noir for the first time before Plagg can finish explaining everything just because Adrien was too excited to escape his sheltered house life. (Although, to be honest, I can't say I blame him.)

Number four, Cat Noir being constantly reckless throughout the whole show, even as described by Bunnyx that in the future, Cat Noir's recklessness will inevitably lead to Timetagger imprisoning Bunnyx in Ancient Egypt.

Number five, Ladybug absolutely having to rely on her yoyo for transportation before the New York Special and the Shanghai Special chronologically and non-canonically introduced the space power-up potion that lets the heroes be able to fly by usage of magic-infused jetpacks with retractable wings. And also before it was revealed that the Rooster Miraculous can grant the Miraculous users – either using the rooster thumb ring by itself or in a Miraculous unification – virtually any kind of superpowers the user would possibly need, except for other Miraculous powers or any superpower revolving around learning an enemy superhero or enemy supervillain's true identity or powers of a godlike nature like reshaping reality.

Number six, Marinette being rushed into the superhero business when she should've had plenty of time to train herself for no more than ten hours to seven years thanks to her parents if she ever chose to reveal her Ladybug identity to them on her first day on the job.

Number seven, Cat Noir forgetting that he can use his Cataclysm only once before having to feed Plagg due to not having reached adulthood yet, but that thankfully happened only once during the first fight against Stoneheart.

Number eight, Ladybug accidentally forgetting to purify Stoneheart's Akuma because she was rushed and because she transformed before she could ask Tikki such an important question.

Number nine, Marinette keeping her identity a secret from her parents and not trusting them to help with even Lila Rossi's antics.

Number ten, Ladybug catching herself before she could reveal her name to Cat Noir upon their first meeting, thereby starting the stupid and screwed up identity rule and love square that caused them and everyone around them a lot of grief, heartbreak, and so forth in the negative sense.

Number eleven, Alya Cesaire growing out to be extremely reckless and stubborn enough not to do what she should've done in the chronological cartoon, such as checking her sources and investigating claims from people like Lila Rossi, just like an actual reporter equivalent to Nadia Chamack and/or Lois Lane from DC Comics.

Number twelve, Plagg being gluttonous, irresponsible, and letting his desire and love for camembert cheese to nearly get everyone in trouble on multiple occasions. (Although, to be honest, he really did act serious on occasion like in the New York Special or in the beginning of Cat Blanc, either by himself or when the situation demanded it.)

Number thirteen, Ladybug and Cat Noir being tricked by Gabriel Agreste's Collector stunt partially thanks to the identity rule and the love square which I find both to be complete baloney.

Number fourteen, Ladybug dropping Gabriel Agreste as a suspect of Hawk Moth's identity regardless of whether or not Thomas Astruc intended for it to happen after the incident with The Collector. BIG. MISTAKE.

Number fifteen, Marinette rubbing her Ultimate Mecha Strike III victory in Max's face in The Gamer.

Number sixteen, Ladybug neglecting to clear things with Alya and the Ladyblog about Lila Rossi's true colors thanks to that motherf****** b****** Thomas Astruc.

Number seventeen, Marinette avoided Luka during the Crocoduel episode just because she was afraid of maintaining her previous friendship with Luka like a mature person would do after calling off a disastrous relationship, thereby leading to Jagged Stone and Anarka Couffaine getting Akumatized into the Crocoduel Guitar Villain and Captain Hardrock.

Number eighteen, Marinette lied about being in love with Cat Noir out of fear of her Ladybug identity being discovered, thus leading to her father being Akumatized into Weredad.

Number nineteen, Marinette helped Chloe sabotage Kagami's chances with Adrien in Animaestro out of fear of Adrien leaving with Kagami to Japan to spend the rest of their futures there. (Never mind Marinette's overactive cartoonish imagination; the results are still the same, including the show's fictionalized Thomas Astruc getting Akumatized into Animaestro.)

Number twenty, Marinette chose Adrien to be the first user of the Snake Miraculous, and Adrien accepted it as an opportunity to win over Ladybug.

Number twenty-one, Marinette publicly called out Lila Rossi on her lies in front of Adrien in Volpina instead of thinking things through. (Although, I admit that it would've been moot since regardless of whether or not Ladybug called out Lila on her lies gently with and without being aware of Lila's loneliness, whatever else we all would've discovered about Lila as shown in fanfictions of her backstory would've been the leading motivation for Lila willingly allying with Hawk Moth against Marinette and Ladybug nevertheless.)

Number twenty-two, Master Wang Fu's neglection of Cat Noir's place and desires because of his selective favoritism and because of Thomas Astruc wanting Ladybug to be in the lead due to favoring main female protagonists like Wonder Woman.

Number twenty-three, Master Fu's f****** stupid rule about Marinette and Adrien handing over their Miraculouses if anyone were to discover their identities, no matter if it's the logical choice or not. The rule specifically going for if Cat Noir finds out Ladybug's identity and vice versa before Hawk Moth was put in prison alongside his allies.

Number twenty-four, Marinette followed Adrien to Shanghai under the auspices of "discovering her Chinese family's roots in Shanghai," although she and Adrien still stopped Hawk Moth, Cash and YanLuoShi from getting the Prodigious.

Number twenty-five, Marinette never trusted Alya with the knowledge of her Ladybug identity all the way until the Gang of Secrets episode of season 4, for both the good reasons and for the bad reasons.

Number twenty-six, Marinette and Ladybug didn't try harder to help with Chloe's redemption – thank you very much Thomas Ass-truck – and that end result is Chloe betraying the team, and allying with Hawk Moth, Mayura, Lila Rossi, Felix Fathom, Bob Roth, XY, and the other Parisian-native Miraculous Ladybug antagonists of the show, and Master Fu renouncing his guardianship over the Miracle Box and passing it onto Marinette, thereby giving her even more problems in season 4.

Number twenty-seven, Alya constantly refusing to check her sources with Lila Rossi's interviews no matter how much people insist, all because she's prideful in her work to the point where she's afraid of checking her sources only to discover she was wrong about Lila all along.

Number twenty-eight, Marinette forgetting that she did have proof of Lila's lies that could've exposed her after the Chameleon incident and before Adrien naively and stupidly convinced her to take the high road.

Number twenty-nine, Gabriel Agreste hiring Lila for his own goals of keeping Adrien away from his friends and making sure to Akumatize Marinette into the ultimate champion to help him accomplish his goals of reviving his wife instead of having a restraining order placed against Lila to prevent her from clinging on to Adrien.

Number thirty, Nathalie/Mayura interfering with Hawk Moth's screwed up defeat in the Heroes' Day battle to prevent her boss from being arrested and put on trial for his crimes as Paris' first ever magical terrorist.

Number thirty-one, everyone refusing to do a thing about Marinette's brief expulsion from Francoise Dupont and averted Scarlet Akumatization in the Ladybug episode, only to end up trying to investigate Lila's lies even though it was already too late.

Number thirty-two, Bunnyx's refusal to tell Ladybug all about the events of the Cat Blanc timeline, simply because Bunnyx stupidly believed that "the less Minibug knows about this future was for the better." At least, if she was to say such a thing in those words.

Number thirty-three, Bunnyx's second secret refusal to see through her Burrow to see if Lila actually does become the second Hawk Moth or not, specifically in the current timeline all the way to season 5, season 6, season 7, season 8, season 9, season 10, season 11, and season 12.

Number thirty-four, all the heroes never thinking about adding magical medieval body armor to their normal outfits. Or even Kevlar armors to prepare for when they would finally get shot by a metal bullet by either a criminal or by any Akumatized police officer wielding an actual gun.

Number thirty-five, Ladybug never truly realizing the aforementioned reasons why Alix Kubdel is unworthy of the Rabbit Miraculous unless she's properly trained and warned not to make the same mistakes in both the show and in fanfictions that feature her either screwing up badly or attempting to change the timeline in the past to suit her future. Like that Miracle Queen AU story in which she tried to stop Luka and Chloe from defeating Hawk Moth and Mayura and while attempting to take the Miracle Box to Ladybug by force.

Number thirty-six, Chloe's betrayal in the Battle of the Miraculouses special causing the temporary heroes' identities to be exposed to Hawk Moth. (Admittedly based on my evaluation of the data accumulated on Thomas Astruc and the show in total, the people in the show to blame are Ladybug, Cat Noir, Bunnyx, Hawk Moth, and Mayura.)

Number thirty-seven, most of the bad things some people might've spotted during the New York Special which happen to include the possibility of Mayor Bourgeois keeping all information about Hawk Moth and his allies and enemies out of the public reach outside of Paris.

Number thirty-eight, Marinette Dupain-Cheng keeping her secret identity of Ladybug a secret from her parents at Tikki's request and at Master Fu's insistence much later (off-screen.)

Number thirty-nine, Marinette and Adrien keeping their identities a secret from each other thanks to Marinette's near blunder in the Origins episode and then at Master Fu's behest much later on.

Number forty, Cat Noir being far too pushy and demanding for the reveal to happen much sooner in the primary timeline of the show because of Master Fu and Marinette.

Number forty-one, the love square causing many hardships and nearly causing the dynamics between the heroes to irreversibly fall apart on several occasions.

Number forty-two, Adrien telling Marinette to take the high road with Lila Rossi's lies after the Chameleon incident just because he f****** believed that Lila's lies weren't hurting anyone, sheltered house life or not.

Number forty-three, Marinette never bothering to tell Adrien about Lila's threat in response to the high road persuasion speech under the belief that he wouldn't believe her and that he still wouldn't listen to her desire to expose Lila before it's too late.

Number forty-four, Marinette's averted Akumatization during the Sentimonster Ladybug incident all thanks to Catalyst's previous uses of the Peacock Miraculous in its damaged state no matter her boss' warnings.

Number forty-five, Master Fu never teaching Adrien the difference between taking the high road with tabloids and taking the high road with compulsive liar bullies who willingly collaborate with magic-abusing terrorists just to settle a petty grudge, all before the Battle of the Miraculouses season 3 finale.

Number forty-six, Master Fu gave the Miraculouses to children. Now, hear me out. When Master Fu gave the Miraculouses to Marinette and Adrien, he never gave them a choice. In the debut Originsepisodes, Marinette and Adrien were 13 years old, turning 14 during Miraculous Ladybug. At that age for teenagers, the pair should have been worrying more about school, their friends, and what they planned to do with their lives in the future rather than the fate of the world and battling an adult supervillain. To top that, for over four seasons, Adrien had started to feel abandoned by both his allies and his father, and Marinette had become increasingly stressed and nervous. Both Adrien and Marinette had to accept that they lost all the Miraculouses to Shadow Moth in the season 4 finale. In essence, Master Fu placed far too much pressure on children.

Number forty-seven, Adrien being unaware of Felix's true motives in Shadow Moth's Final Attack. Like seriously, the Akumatized five year old villain Risk removed everyone's inhibitions, making them impulsively do whatever they wanted. In other words, taking huge risks that they normally wouldn't ever do, even if such things were a last resort. With that in mind, many viewers wonder why Adrien would ever want to swap places with Felix when Adrien was offered the chance. Throughout Miraculous Ladybug ever since his debut episode, especially taking into account Amelie Graham de Vanily's poor parenting that was never brought into the public light for punishment from the Queen of England in the show, Felix proved that he was untrustworthy. Adrien apparently forgot all about that because of two things: 1, he accepted Felix's fake apology at the end of his debut episode as gospel instead of investigating discreetly from a distance, and 2, he made the choice to swap places with Felix. Even though Adrien was forced to act rashly, it doesn't mean that he should have acted so foolishly, which Felix proved when he betrayed Ladybug at the end of Shadow Moth's Final Attack Part 2.

Number forty-eight, Tikki constantly telling Marinette to stay positive during Lila's reign instead of acting like a real mentor who speaks from experience. Especially because of how long Tikki has existed and because of how much time she spent with Marinette's predecessors before they individually died.

Number forty-nine, Caline Bustier's teaching style and naive view of how the world works.

Number fifty, Mr. Damocles' attitude with the students, especially because of Chloe and many other students like her with politically powerful parents and also especially during Marinette's unjust, illegal and unfair expulsion.

Number fifty-one, the school board was never informed about any of the school incidents.

Number fifty-two, Mr. Damocles and Caline Bustier kept their jobs despite never doing them properly.

Number fifty-three, Master Fu inevitably sacrificed his memories because of Marinette's obliviousness towards Adrien's dual identity and heartbreak over Adrien and Kagami Tsurugi being together partially being what led to Master Fu to literally be discovered by Hawk Moth and Mayura, in addition to Chloe Bourgeois' betrayal.

Number fifty-four, Su-Han saying that the Miraculouses were only meant for adults despite not knowing at first or perhaps at all that the possibility of an adult Miraculous user willingly turning evil after being tempted because the possibility of doing whatever they wanted was all too real.

Number fifty-five, Su-Han trying to take the Mother Miracle Box from Marinette's possession in his debut appearance.

Number fifty-six, Su-Han saying that he would take back the Miracle Box if Marinette failed in her duties despite warming up to her.

Number fifty-seven, Su-Han treating kwamis like cosmic tools of ultimate power to be controlled instead of creatures to be treated with respect and compassion just because of Plagg sinking Atlantis, causing the Leaning Tower of Pisa to lean on its foundation and accidentally causing the extinction of the dinosaurs and the dragons of the Quantic Multiverse along with the other kwamis accidentally and purposely using their powers without being merged with their associated Miraculous jewels.

Number fifty-eight, people believing Lila's lies and falling for them hook, line, and sinker despite every and all forms of the evidence to the contrary of her stories being in their faces.

Number fifty-nine, Alix Kubdel/Bunnyx refusing to do anything with Lila's lies just because her ability to travel through time and observe points of time thanks to the Rabbit Miraculous would've shown her Lila's true colors. Along with the fact that she can't interfere with the timeline just because she's too wimpy about the consequences and just because users of the Rabbit Miraculous are heavily affected by any and all changes to the timeline.

Number sixty, Bunnyx neglecting to tell Ladybug and Cat Noir about a second Hawk Moth replacing the original one at some point in the future.

Number sixty-one, Bunnyx's actions as the user of the Rabbit Miraculous were said to be OUTSIDE THE JURISDICTIONS OF THE ORDER OF THE GUARDIANS, even though at the time of season 5, it was yet to be confirmed.

Number sixty-two, many problems within the show had so many alternative solutions that Thomas Astruc never put into the show whatsoever, specifically the solutions that can only come from fanfictions or from writers' debates.

Number sixty-three, Cat Noir being pushed to the side in season four all because of the show's pathetic excuse for a director getting everyone's hopes up on an irregular basis and for purposely leaving him on the sidelines despite the title of the show saying Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, not Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug. And also because of Astruc favoring female lead protagonists like Ladybug or perhaps even Wonder Woman.

Number sixty-four, Ladybug, Queen Bee, Vesperia, Ryuko, Coq Courage/Rooster Bold, and Eagle never got the ability to fly outside of adulthood or their space transformations or using the power of the Rooster Miraculous.

Number sixty-five, Chloe Bourgeois never suffered the consequences for her actions throughout the whole show before and after the Battle of the Miraculouses two-parter season 3 finale or even after The Last Attack of Shadow Moth aka Shadow Moth's Final Attack.

Number sixty-six, Mayor Andre Bourgeois never suffered the consequences for his actions as the pathetic excuse for a Parisian mayor.

Number sixty-seven, Adrien never fully realized firsthand that forgiving and forgetting in his fictionalized real life and in the works of fiction he is often allowed to watch/read are ultimately different in regards to social interactions, schoolyard bullies, and compulsive liars who would do anything to get whatever they wanted. Hawk Moth's interference included and excluded.

Number sixty-eight, Adrien never suffered the consequences for his own actions concerning his enabling attitude and naïve faith with Chloe Bourgeois, Lila Rossi's lies, and others like them.

Number sixty-nine, Hawk Moth was never defeated in the New York Special and therefore was never put on trial for nearly crippling the United States and for nearly starting a nuclear World War Three just because he was unable to properly move on from his wife's death like a real man.

Number seventy, Lila Rossi was never exposed before the season 4 or season 5 finales, appropriately titled "The Last Attack of Shadow Moth/Shadow Moth's Final Attack" and "The Last Day."

Number seventy-one, Marinette exposed her true identity to Alya in Gang of Secrets despite somewhat having been on bad terms because of her Guardianship of the Miracle Box and because of Lila Rossi's lies.

Number seventy-two, Thomas Astruc ruining our expectations with the Ephemeral episode ON PURPOSE, JUST LIKE WITH THE CAT BLANC EPISODE, THE SHANGHAI SPECIAL, AND THE NEW YORK SPECIAL. (He really thinks he's f****** funny just because he owns the primary cartoon timeline.)

Number seventy-three, Juleka Couffaine never got two clawed gloves as Purple Tigress with the Tiger Miraculous since it was only one Panjas bracelet instead of two.

Number seventy-four, Ryuko never got clawed gloves despite the fact that dragons have claws.

Number seventy-five, Eagle never got clawed gloves despite the fact that eagles have talons.

Number seventy-six, Lady Lion never had clawed gloves regardless of whether or not she uses the somewhat non-existent Lion Miraculous.

Number seventy-seven, Lady Dragon never got clawed gloves outside of her animalistic Prodigious transformations.

Number seventy-eight, the show never specifically stated how the jetpacks for Ladybug and Cat Noir's space transformations could be refueled or repaired if the jetpacks were to run out of fuel or get heavily damaged or lightly damaged.

Number seventy-nine, the show never specifically revealed how the jetpacks for the space power up potion actually work in terms of magical fuel and magical technology.

Number eighty, the show never revealed to the audience how the Butterfly Miraculous could be used to create superhero champions because of the revelation of Future Hawk Moth in Timetagger and then after The Last Day Part 2.

Number eighty-one, the show never specifically revealed how Ladybug, Ryuko, Queen Bee, Vesperia, Eagle, and Coq Courage/Rooster Bold would be able to unlock their respective flight capabilities outside of using the space power-up potion, outside of getting Akumatized, outside of using the power of the Rooster Miraculous, and outside of waiting for adulthood to come.

Number eighty-two, Su-Han picking favorites with Marinette as his personal apprentice just like with Master Fu, along with Marinette being stricter with the identity rule between her and Cat Noir because of the Cat Blanc episode and because of Bunnyx refusing to tell the truth – WHAT A TOTAL B**** AND COWARD.

Number eighty-three, Felix Graham de Vanily Fathom/Flairmidable with the Dog Miraculous betrayed Ladybug and handed the entire Miracle Box to Shadow Moth in exchange for the Peacock Miraculous, and the only things to blame are the love square, Ladybug and Cat Noir being in the dark about their identities because of the Cat Blanc and Ephemeral timelines/episodes, and because Bunnyx didn't have the guts to intervene on Paris' behalf.

Number eighty-four, Rabbit Noir came very close to discovering the Cat Blanc timeline in the season 5 premiere if it wasn't for the writers and Thomas Astruc being lazy yet again.

Number eighty-five, Bunnyx's father knew about his daughter's identity thanks to Bunnyx sending her father postcards from the future without Future Ladybug knowing about it or giving permission in the first place.

Number eighty-six, Alim Kubdel revealed Bunnyx's identity to Ms. Bustier's class without any regard for how Lila Rossi could possibly find out due to Thomas Astruc and his team of writers still being lazy with whether or not everyone else will find out about her true colors.

Number eighty-seven, Tomoe Tsurugi started willingly helping Monarch in the Multiplication episode by creating technological rings that can allow Monarch to transfer the powers of a Miraculous jewel in his possession to any of his Akumatized villain allies as long as they're wearing them.

Number eighty-eight, Bunnyx never bothered to find loopholes for Monarch's defeat in the past just because she was too wimpy about the consequences of changing the time stream in such a way and just because she wants to maintain her past and make sure that her future happens the exact same way she remembers how it happened.

Number eighty-nine, it took five seasons – FIVE SEASONS – for Marinette and Adrien to finally defeat Monarch and enter a safe, healthy, honest, and trustworthy romantical relationship with each other as civilians and as superheroes, albeit in secret.

Number ninety, it took nearly all twelve seasons for Lila Rossi to be exposed and sent to prison, and that's just after she became Gabriel Agreste's unofficial successor as Hawk Moth.

Number ninety-one, it also took nearly all twelve seasons for Felix Fathom, Chloe Bourgeois, Tomoe Tsurugi, Amelie Graham de Vanily by association, and many of Lila's followers to finally suffer the consequences of their actions.

Number ninety-two, it also took nearly all five of the first full seasons for Adrien to fully comprehend that Lila is irredeemable and that her lies have been hurting Marinette, and that he was a naïve coward just because he didn't want to make any waves and lose the first friends he made just because they heard something they didn't want to hear or to believe no matter how much evidence is provided for them.

Number ninety-three, Marinette and the entire French Miraculous Superhero Team never used ANY of the fanfiction solutions to their problems in the original timeline from season 1 to season 12 whatsoever.

Number ninety-four, Felix returned to Paris in an episode I can't easily remember due to me losing my photographic memory day by day because, let's face it, I'm getting older. Anyway, Felix returned while using the Peacock Miraculous to fight Ladybug and Cat Noir.

Number ninety-five, Nathalie continued helping Monarch starting in Reunion by getting Akumatized into Safari, and she nearly succeeded in finding out Ladybug and Cat Noir's identities if not for their previous experience in switching Miraculouses. Along with being revealed to be a former treasure hunter who explored the world alongside Gabriel and Emilie Agreste to hunt for magical artifacts.

Number ninety-six, Emilie Agreste's original recordings revealing Gabriel's obsession for finding the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculouses predating his time as Hawk Moth and her recordings begging for Gabriel to stop his quest along with her recording to Nathalie with orders to take care of Adrien in the event she dies and in the event Gabriel either dies or finally gets sent to prison. (But thankfully, Nathalie kept those recordings and kept true to her promise of taking care of Adrien. But sadly, she's still going to be sent to prison after The Last Day Part 2, especially since she still helped Gabriel with his crimes from season 1 to season 5.)

Number ninety-seven, Amelie Graham de Vanily lied to Ladybug and Cat Noir about where Felix was in Multiplication just because her naivety and her immense love for her son – Sentimonster or not – won't allow her to see the consequences of Felix's actions in canon or in a fanfiction like the World Beyond fanfiction for the Consequences fanfiction collection on Archive Of Our Own.

Number ninety-eight, Marinette's trap for Monarch failed spectacularly and Monarch escaped with Ladybug's Lucky Charm before she could use it to heal him of his Cataclysm-induced scarring.

Number ninety-nine, the fact that the heroes of the first 2 Miraculous World Special episodes only appeared in the Jubilation episode specifically in a harsh dream world thanks to Darker Owl.

Number one hundred, both Ladybug and Cat Noir didn't know until The Last Day Part 1 and Part 2 that Monarch destroyed the Miraculouses he stole except for the Butterfly Miraculous and rebuilt them into the Alliance Rings.

Number one hundred and one, the love square was reversed, and that turned out to be one of the worst nightmares of people with the same views of the show as myself.

Number one hundred and two, Adrien got his Kwagatama too late in the Reunion episode.

Number one hundred and three, Marinette was the only one who got to interact with one of her predecessors both in Ephemeral and in Reunion, the first and only one being Jeanne d'Arc aka Scarlet Fate.

Number one hundred and four, even after learning about Monarch's victory in Shadow Moth's Final Attack Part 2, Chloe Bourgeois still sided with the butterfly terrorist instead of taking a stand against him and his other allies.

Number one hundred and five, Grandmaster Su-Han took too long to get to Paris and as shown in the episodes before The Last Day, he also took too long to acquire reinforcements from the Guardians to deal with Monarch.

Number one hundred and six, Amelie Graham de Vanily never found out the truth about her sister, about Gabriel, and about her son until it was literally too late to take back anything she ever did, including lying to the Heroes of Paris and the London Metropolitan Police Service about where Felix was when he returned in the aftermath of his betrayal.

Number one hundred and seven, Socqueline Wang put herself in danger without even knowing about it.

Number one hundred and eight, Monarch destroyed the Bee, Turtle, Fox, Dragon, Snake, Rooster, Mouse, Ox, Pig, Dog, Monkey, Goat, Tiger, and Horse Miraculouses to reforge them into Tomoe Tsurugi's Alliance Rings.

Number one hundred and nine, Monarch's sanity allowed him to escape Ladybug and Cat Noir's escape by using Cat Noir's Cataclysm on his arm while also stealing Ladybug's Lucky Charm, unknowingly dooming himself to die of disintegration in The Last Day before he could get healed or imprisoned.

Number one hundred and ten, Nino's wild scheme failed due to three factors: 1, Lila Rossi. 2, Gabriel Agreste's identity at the time was unknown. And 3, Nino was a total idiot.

Number one hundred and eleven, the majority of the heroes from the first 2 Miraculous World Special episodes only showed up via an interconnected two-part dream because of Darker Owl using the Pig Miraculous' Gift superpower on Ladybug and Cat Noir.

Number one hundred and twelve, Ladybug and Cat Noir didn't discover their identities in the Jubilation episode before and after the love square was reversed. Thanks a lot, Thomas Ass-truck.

Number one hundred and thirteen, Gabriel choosing not to listen to reason when Nathalie tells him in Passion to give up.

Number one hundred and fourteen, Andre got Akumatized into Glaciator for the 6th time, this time was just because he was blinded by his views on romantical love being born by his fattening, sugary ice cream, and sadly, he doesn't realize the consequences of his actions in Elation/Exaltation, as explained by the Miraculous Ladybug Wikipedia page on the episode's trivia.

Number one hundred and fifteen, Argos revealed his identity to the entirety of the world and yet even the London Metropolitan Police Service possibly didn't arrest him and his mother as her actions in Multiplication made Felix's actions in Emotion possible.

Number one hundred and sixteen, Gabriel became even more of a control freak by ordering Adrien to not tell Marinette about the Diamonds' Dance ball, not to speak about her, and not to mention her name while the ball is on.

Number one hundred and seventeen, Kagami easily fell for Lila's lies not only despite the fact that she knows Lila's a big liar, but also because of the fact that Marinette has been avoiding Lila for a lot of unknown time.

Number one hundred and eighteen, Kagami was Akumatized into some kind of cloud goddess with the power of the Dragon Miraculous. Extremely cadswallop!

Number one hundred and nineteen, Lila somehow knows Monarch's true identity and yet none of the episodes showed how Lila found out.

Number one hundred and twenty, Tomoe Tsurugi somehow knew about Monarch's identity before his reign of terror began, and she allowed Gabriel to Akumatize Kagami except for in the Perfection episode.

Number one hundred and twenty-one, Felix wants to use the Ultimate Miraculous Absolute Power to grant his wish of having a perfected, flawless world where everyone is not oppressed or persecuted by anyone in any government whatsoever while being free to be and/or to do whatever it is that they want to do. (Felix doesn't realize that whether communists or democrats, even the governments exist for multiple reasons that involve keeping country and city people in check because too much freedom is not a good thing no matter how much freedom is the right of all sentient beings.)

Number one hundred and twenty-two, Lila as Hoaxer/Volpina 2.0. made everyone think that Marinette was Monarch, thusly putting her in extreme danger of being sent to prison and/or executed in Gabriel's place.

Number one hundred and twenty-three, Adrien FINALLY realizing in the Revelation episode that Chloe and Lila are long past redemption, but it was already too f****** late to do anything about it!

Anyway, number one hundred and twenty-four, the Revelation episode never revealed anything else in terms of what people would've been expecting when a cartoon has an episode titled Revelation. You know, in terms of specifically Marinette and Adrien finding out each other's identities at long last, but without anything like the Cat Blanc, Lady Blanc, Lady Misfortune, Ephemeral, Black Widow, or Megabug timelines happening again, and in terms of Marinette and Adrien finally finding out Monarch's identity without any of the aforementioned apocalyptic timelines actually happening again.

Number one hundred and twenty-five, Felix was presumably kept out of prison for his actions in the Strikeback and Emotion episodes by his mother, signifying that Amelie Graham de Vanily will go to extremes to keep her son satisfied and happy, even aiding and abetting.

And, of course, number one hundred and twenty-six, as previously mentioned above in my metaphorical list, the devil spawn b**** Lila Rossi literally became Gabriel Agreste's unofficial successor as Hawk Moth in the future of the series without her crimes being exposed BY ANYONE WHATSOEVER. Lila literally became Hawk Moth Number Two in the show's future, and as a result, nobody is ever going to be able to fully trust any heroic user of the Butterfly/Moth Miraculous. And because of Lila's antics, Paris will have to continue holding in their negative emotions since Lila is twice to ten times eviller and more sinister than Gabriel, Nathalie, Felix Graham de Vanily after Shadow Moth's Final Attack, and Chloe after the Battle of the Miraculouses.

That's just about only 126 of the problems I have with the show.