Zephyr's face was dark as he walked out onto the stage…
Bulma handed Yamcha a Senzu bean and his leg snapped back into place. He stood on the side and sighed, Launch looked at Zephyr and cheered, "Come on, Zephyr~!"
Zephyr gave her a thumbs up as the Announcer announced the game start. Chiaotzu appeared in front of Zephyr, punching him in the face over a dozen times. Zephyr looked at Launch and slowly turned to Chiaotzu, who was punching his face, "Can you hit the other side too?"
He turned and Chiaotzu continued punching, even throwing some kicks in there. Zephyr turned around and Chiaotzu punched Zephyr's back a few times before realizing, "Ah! You're making fun of me?!" Zephyr turned back and pouted, "No, you're just really good a massages."
Chiaotzu was stunned, "Really? That's so nice of you to say. I really appreciate it." Zephyr shook his little hand, "Oh, no problem. Glad we figured that out."
Shen, Chiaotzu's master, shouted, "KILL HIM CHIAOTZU! STOP PLAYING AROUND! THEY KILLED TAOPAIPAI!" Chiaotzu looked at Zephyr in disbelief, "You killed Paipai-sensei?! You… You monster!"
Zephyr: ???????
Chiaotzu cried, "I thought we were friends! Dodonpa!" as he fired a beam at Zephyr, who was dazed.
We were friends? How come I don't remember…?
There was a huge explosion and Launch gasped, "Zephyr?!"
Zephyr appeared behind Chiaotzu with his hand on his chin, "How did we become friends…" Chiaotzu jumped and turned in shock, "Holy moly! You scared me!" Tien frowned, "Fast!"
Zephyr grabbed Chiaotzu's head and threw him off the ring, but Chiaotzu floated up, "Ha! I can fly!" Zephyr looked at him speechlessly, "Wow! Can you teach me? You look good at it!" Chiaotzu was touched, "Really? What a nice thing to say-GAH! You're trying to trick me again!?"
Zephyr was speechless, "You found out!" Chiaotzu was angry, "I thought we were friends again! Jerk! Full Power Dodonpa!" Zephyr was speechless as Krillin shouted, "Just beat him, Zephyr!"
Zephyr sighed, "But were friends?" Chiaotzu paused, "Really?" Zephyr appeared above him and slapped Chiaotzu into the ground off the arena, making a deep hole, "OF COURSE NOT!"
Zephyr had flames burning on his feet as he flew back to the arena. He couldn't hover… It just wasn't possible since it was a combustion. He was always propelled in a direction.
Zephyr looked at the Chiaotzu shaped hole as Tien ran over, "Chiaotzu!" before glaring at Zephyr, "You… I'll kill you!" Zephyr was speechless, "He's fine?" Tien growled, "I don't care! You'll die! I swear!" Zephyr left the arena speechlessly, "So aggressive…"
Jackie Chun beat the Were-Man and hypnotized him with Krillin's shiny bald head, turning him back into a Human forever before Krillin and Goku fought.
After a thrilling match, Goku came out on top!
Finally, the match between Tien and Zephyr started!
Zephyr stretched on the arena, "Well, good luck, Pal!" Tien clenched his fists, "You…" Zephyr was speechless, it's been an hour, you're still angry?
Launch cheered before sneezing, Blonde Launch appeared and looked at Tien, "Oh my god! What a handsome guy!" as she looked at Tien's bald head, turning to Zephyr's head, imagining it bald. She wiped her drool quickly.
Zephyr froze and burst into flames, Tien was stunned and Zephyr breathed out flames, "I will kill you!"
Tien: ???
Zephyr exploded off the arena, wreathed in flames as the arena exploded. Before Tien could react, he was kneed in the stomach, shooting into the sky! Zephyr exploded, shooting off and leaving a trail of flames as he chased after Tien!
He launched a fierce assault on Tien, pummeling him with hundreds of punches and kicks before kicking him into the clouds!
Zephyr burst into flames and flew up before dropping his heel on Tien's back, shooting him down to the arena like a meteorite!
Zephyr dove down, flickering before landing under Tien, condensing a blazing Kamehameha.
Jackie Chun's scalp was numb and he ran out, pressing Zephyr to the ground as Tien smashed into the arena.
Zephyr struggled, "Get off me! I'm gonna turn him to ashes!" Jackie Chun, Goku, and Krillin held him down as the announcer ran over.
He looked at Tien, who was laid out on the rubble with white eyes, and took his pulse. He stood up and said, "Fighter Tien is unable to fight! Zephyr is the winner!" before shooing away the medical team, "Hurry up!"
Launch laughed and cheered, "Yeah! Kill him next time!" Zephyr turned over and smiled happily, "Yes, ma'am!" Launch looked at him and smiled, rolling her eyes, giving him a thumbs up with crossed arms.
The flames turned into hearts as Zephyr giggled, "Hehe~"