Strongest Warrior in the Universe, Gas! (Also Granolah...)

Zephyr was numb… his hands shaking…

So many simulations… why was he always a cheater, pervert, criminal, scumbag… He was about to cry!

Just as he got out, he paused and frowned, closing his eyes. Kusu tilted her head at him, "Hellooo~?" Zephyr took out a bag and stuffed his face with Trail Mix, "By the way, Kusu. Is this Universe 10?" Kusu smiled and nodded, "Mhm!" Zephyr clicked his tongue, "That elephant bastard is somewhere around here, huh? Tsk."

Kusu giggled, "Anyway~ You should be heading back now, seems like something is going on in your Universe. Thanks for acting out my simulations~!" as she tapped the ground with her staff.

Zephyr's lips twitched as he disappeared. Turns out he was an actor…

He ended up in Universe 7 again and closed his eyes, disappearing.

He appeared on a Planet, catching an energy sword in front of a Battered Goku. The blue person frowned, "And who are you?" Zephyr curled his lips, "The strongest Human in the Universe. Which shit hole did you crawl out of?" The man frowned as Zephyr pressed forward with his fingers, crushing the energy sword to pieces.

The man jumped back as Zephyr tossed the bag behind him, "Eat up. Where's Vegeta?" Goku laughed awkwardly, "Went to find a Senzu bean…" Zephyr's lips twitched as Goku ate handfuls of trail mix…

Zephyr glanced at a guy on the ground with a red eye, he was surprised, "Who? What? Goku, what's going on? Where did these guys come from?" Goku explained everything as Zephyr was stunned, "You can do that?!" before turning to the Blue guy, "You're Gas, yeah? You just wished to be the Strongest in the Universe and boom, it happened?"

Gas snorted as a girl laughed, "Jealous?! Hahaha! Too bad you'll di-" Zephyr tapped the air and the girl collapsed with a hole in her leg, "Can you shut up? Who on Earth was talking to you?" a fatty shouted in shock, "Macki?!"

Gas frowned, "How dare you…" Zephyr rolled his eyes, "Use more inflection. You don't sound that upset about it~" Gas swung out a hammer and Zephyr disappeared!

He was squatting on the energy hammer and yawned, "Well, that's what happens when you just wish for strength I guess. You're weaker than ever without adapting to your strength." Gas looked at him, "Just fast. Nothing else special about you."

Zephyr clapped, "Oh…oh! Thank you, Mr. I wished to be the strongest in the Universe. You must be a master who trained for his entire life to accumulate skills and can tell a fighter's weakness at a glance!" he sneered, continuing, "Just fight already. Acting high and mighty as if you really trained to get your strength… Ugh!"

Zephyr spat at him, "The thing I hate most in this world is self-righteous people!" as he disappeared, punching through Gas' chest before blocking with his arm as Gas disappeared, shattering the hammer on Zephyr's forearm.

Goku jumped back as Zephyr turned and kicked, Gas jumped back and pointed over. Zephyr had weights on him as he snapped his fingers and they disappeared, "Oh my god… What a waste of time…" He pointed at Gas and the weights appeared.

Zephyr looked indifferent, "Wow. I can do magic too, blah blah blah…" he did several hundred feats of magic before clapping as they all disappeared, "Can we fight for real now? Great." as he flashed, kicking out.

Gas made a shield and blocked the kick as Zephyr phased through a hand stab, shooting his other leg up, cracking Gas in the chin, sending him into the air before disappearing.

He flashed to Gas and spun, slamming his heel down as Gas blocked, getting shot into the planet!

It shook intensely as Zephyr frowned, dodging quickly as Gas appeared in front of him in the air, punching and kicking. Zephyr looked over at the cities, seeing little Axolotl creatures while dodging. He frowned and caught a weight, crushing it to pieces before kicking out as Gas dodged into his foot, getting kicked in the mouth and shot into a mountain far away.

Zephyr appeared next to Goku, "We shouldn't fight on this Planet anymore. There's little guys over there." Goku frowned, "Yeah… but these guys are going to kill them if we don't!" Zephyr clicked his tongue as Goku looked at him, "By the way, did you learn Ultra Instinct? Where did you go?"

Zephyr replied with a head shake, "It's not Ultra Instinct… It's different, I'm just looking into the future and moving out of the way before he attacks… As for where I was…" Zephyr shuddered, "Hell." Goku was speechless as Gas appeared in the air again, looking down at them.

Suddenly, Granolah appeared!

He and Gas started fighting intensely as Vegeta floated over, "Huh?" Goku threw him the Bag and Vegeta started eating, "When did you get here?" Zephyr explained what happened and Vegeta snorted, "Lucky you."

Zephyr rolled his eyes, "I guess. This guy is just a loser, honestly." Vegeta crossed his arms, throwing the bag back, "That's what happens when you power yourself up with Dragon Balls." Zephyr's lips twitched, "And not train. That's important." Vegeta rolled his eyes, "Right."

Zephyr made the bag disappear with twitching lips, "Why do I feel like you're implying something!!!" as he snapped his fingers, Veget and Goku's clothes appeared anew. Zephyr looked over at the Namekian, "Yo! Old man, come over here." 

Monaito was stunned and hobbled over as Zephyr asked him, "Are you injured?" He waved, "I'm fine…" Zephyr looked at him before pointing at his arm as the wounds turned into bubbles and disappeared.

Monaito was stunned and Zephyr turned back, watching the fight.

Goku looked at Zephyr, "Huh? Healing Magic?" Zephyr crossed his arms, "No." he held a palm and a green energy appeared, "This is Healing Magic. I erased the past of his wounds to heal him just now." 

Vegeta and Goku: ????

Gas and Granolah kept fighting as Goku scratched his head, "Why does he use those useless moves?" Vegeta muttered, "Maybe that's what the Dragon gave him?" Monaito shook his head, "Gas has always used those moves."

Zephyr sighed, "What a waste of time." Goku and Vegeta nodded as Zephyr asked Monaito, "Has he always been so weak?" Monaito's lips twitched, "He's not weak exactly…"

Zephyr rolled his eyes as Goku muttered, "Making weapons, it's actually useless…" Vegeta's lips twitched, "Maybe it's a surprise factor?" Zephyr looked at him, "Surprise? Surprise what? Surprisingly make the enemy laugh himself to death?" Vegeta's lips twitched, "Warriors use weapons all the time."

Zephyr snorted, "Yes. One. Not a billion. How old is this guy? If it was Whys, I would understand. He's had millions of years to train in every weapon imaginable, but this guy just uses strength to use them. It's like using a pistol instead of a Kamehameha, what's the point?" Goku looked at Vegeta, who rolled his eyes, "Why are you looking at me? I'm just as confused as you are…"

The three shook their heads at Gas' stupid fighting style. Sometimes shields, sometimes hammers, nunchucks, axes, kunai… It was a mess!

They continued fighting for a while before Gas had his necklace thing taken off him and went berserk.