They landed on the Unnamed Planet, looking around before going off to the paper test for competence…
A while later
Zephyr looked around before looking at his watch, "Huh. That's funny!" Beerus looked at him, "What is?" Zephyr pointed down, "The planet we're on. It's the 7th Super Dragon Ball." Beerus nodded, "Oh…" before shouting, "IT'S WHAT!?" Zephyr showed him his watch, "Yeah, look."
Beerus looked and was stunned, "WHAT KIND OF SHIT LUCK IS THIS?!" Zephyr shrugged and laughed, "That's the way it is~" Beerus snorted at him, "Why didn't you say anything on the way?" Zephyr pouted, "I was with my wife and kids!" Beerus clicked his tongue, "That's it! You're going last!"
Zephyr turned pale, "WHAT?!" he kneeled, hugging Beerus' leg, "Beerus-sama! Please! I want to go first! Please Please Please!" Beerus kicked him off, "No! You've been pissing me off! This is your punishment!"
Zephyr burst into tears and flew over to Launch, rubbing his face on her chest, "Love, he's bullying me!" Launch chuckled and pulled him up, kissing him, "Aw! You poor bastard! Come here!" as she wrapped her arms around his neck, Zephyr curled his lips and hugged her waist, "Oh~ You missed me so much, huh~"
Launch chuckled and grinned.
The rest ignored them, looking away, "Tsk!" Beerus' lips twitched and he curled his finger, dragging Zephyr back to the fighter area.
They started and the Announcer Guy was sitting with an Announcer alien, "Nice to meet you! Let's hope for a good set of matches!" The Alien Announcer Guy nodded, "It'll be wonderful! We have a lot of good fighters here!" Whys blessed the two Announcers allowing them to follow the battles easily.
First up was Goku vs a Yellow bear thing!
Goku fought for a bit as the Yellow beat absorbed the attacks. Vegeta and Zephyr yawned while watching. Zephyr leaned on Beerus and nearly fell asleep. Beerus slapped him, "Pay attention!"
Zephyr wiped his lips, "Huh?" as Goku was already fighting someone new!
It was a Third form Frieza- No, Frost!
Goku went Super Saiyan and fought against Frost, who changed into his Final Form, unleashing his full power!
They fought for a few minutes before Goku fell asleep and Frost kicked him out. Everyone was shocked and Zephyr clicked his tongue, "Cheating bastard…" Beerus looked at Zephyr and frowned, "What?" Zephyr shrugged and grinned, "You'll see."
Piccolo looked at Zephyr, who made a fist, "Do it! I didn't train with you and Gohan for nothing, right?" Gohan scratched his head and Beerus looked at them, "You trained those two?" Zephyr nodded and smiled, "Piccolo is my student! Technically speaking, Gohan is my grand-student."
He smiled angrily, "But this guy is so damn useless I killed him once." Gohan rubbed his head and blushed, Beerus was stunned and Zephyr snorted, "Plus, he's also my son-in-law." Whys smiled, "Oh my~ I bet that's more important…"
Zephyr's lips twitched as Piccolo jumped into the ring, throwing off his weighted gear. Piccolo looked at Frost, "I don't know what trick you used to knock out Goku, but don't expect it to work on me, you filthy cheater!"
Frost was stunned, "What are you saying? I only fought with my all!" Piccolo snorted, "Whatever." before grinning, "How about I show you MY all?" as he clenched his fists and roared wildly!
Zephyr grinned and stood on the edge, "Come on, Piccolo! Kick his cheating ass!" Champa jumped up, "Stop making excuses!" Zephyr glared at him, "SHUT IT, FATTY! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!" Champa jumped up and down, "I AM A GOD OF DESTRUCTION, YOU DAMN MORTAL!"
Zephyr sneered, turning back to Piccolo as Goku and Vegeta stood next to him, "What's the big secret? You didn't even let us see it?" Gohan smiled, "Piccolo will surprise you, dad!" Goku looked back at him, "Yeah?"
He turned back before gasping, "What?!" Zephyr grinned, "Heh."
Piccolo exploded with power as his skin turned Golden Orange, there were even Black arcs of lightning around him.
Zephyr nodded with crossed arms, "Good boy! We didn't train for nothing!" Piccolo clenched his fists and looked at Frost, smirking as he curled his fingers. Frost frowned and charged at Piccolo, who dodged and kneed Frost in the stomach, blasting him flying!
Piccolo stretched his arm out and grabbed Frost by the neck, pulling him back before slugging him in the stomach, making Frost spit out blood! Piccolo jumped and kicked out, shooting Frost back into the arena, blasting out a small hole.
Piccolo stood in the air, "It's unbelievable Goku lost to you. I have a hard time believing it at all, actually." Frost got up and wiped his lips, "Damn it!" as he attacked again. Piccolo snorted and held out his hand before freezing as he was sent flying!
He flew out of the ring and landed on the ground!
The Announcer was stunned, "Frost wins!" Zephyr grit his teeth and appeared, kneeing Frost in the stomach, grabbing his head, smashing him into the arena!
Champa shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Zephyr picked up Frost and lifted his arm, "This stupid asshole is using a concealed weapon!" as he poked a hole and a needle poked out!
Everyone was stunned, Champa froze and trembled in anger, "WHAT?!" The Announcers ran over and checked it, "It's true!" Frost took back his arm, "It's a part of my body!" The Alien announcer said, "There's clear signs of craftsmanship! Piccolo wins!"
Vegeta jumped down, "Hold it! Don't disqualify him. I'm up next." Zephyr sneered at Frost, "You're lucky, loser." Frost glared at him as he rubbed his wrists. Zephyr threw a Senzu Bean to Vegeta, as he picked up Piccolo, flying to the stands.
Beerus flew over and complained, "Wait! Goku has a needle mark on his arm! He shouldn't be disqualified either!" The Announcer nodded, "Well, I guess so! Goku is back in! But Piccolo-"
Piccolo waved, "It's fine. I'll take Goku's place as the one out." Zephyr clicked his tongue, "Sorry, Piccolo." Piccolo smiled, "It's fine. That form is too draining right now…" Zephyr nodded, "You have to practice more when you get back." Piccolo nodded seriously, Gohan gave him a thumbs up, "That was awesome, Piccolo-san!"
Beerus flew back, "You're still going last!" Zephyr was stunned, "What?! Why?!" Beerus snorted, "If you said it before, we wouldn't be in this mess!" Zephyr wilted, "That's not fair!" Beerus turned up his nose, "I'm the God of Destruction!"
Zephyr sulked on the bench, ready to cry…
Vegeta looked at Frost, "Come on, trash. Try and pick me with your little needle. Heh." he turned into a Super Saiyan and rushed Frost, punching him over a thousand times in a second before blasting him flying into the stands, smashing out a crater.
He sneered, "Heh. Garbage will always be garbage. Send the next piece of junk!" The Announcer was stunned, "Vegeta wins!"
The next fighter was a Metalman!
Vegeta punched him and hurt himself before trying to lift him, unable to do so! Beerus shouted angrily, "Idiots! Metalmen weigh over 1000 tons!" Vegeta flew up and started blasting the ring like crazy as the Metalman ran around quickly, sweating.
Vegeta got angry, "YOU TIN-CAN, PIECE OF SCRAP, SHIT-BUCKET!" Before blasting down a Big Bang Attack! The Metalman burst into tears and flew off the ring.
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