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Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

New Book "I Sparked a Card Drawing Craze in Soul Land, My Wife Is Funingna" —— After crossing into Soul Land, Lin Yi was gifted a Transcendent Divine Body by the System. However, something went wrong during the fusion! The Divine Body was sealed, and the seal was none other than a shield with a trillion blood points! Only by breaking the shield could he unlock the Divine Body. Out of options, Lin Yi embarked on a path of seeking death, having the powerhouses of Soul Land scratch his shield for him. The System also guaranteed that rewards would be generated based on the amount of health scratched off the shield. As long as rewards were generated, a critical hit would be triggered, providing Lin Yi with an even higher-quality reward! The greater the damage received, the more abundant the rewards! …… Bi Bidong: "Do you really have a death wish?" Lin Yi: "I do, please hit me harder, sister!" Qian Renxue: "OMG, attacking you actually makes treasures drop?!" Lin Yi: "Your damage is too low, only triggering the Purple Grade Pool. Put in more effort and the Black Level Pool, even the Red Level Pool isn't a dream!" Chen Xin: "I refuse to believe I can't break Lin Yi's shield. From now on, I'll kill him twice a day!" Lin Yi: "Pfft, I can't even be bothered to call you out. You're clearly after the Breakthrough Crystals that drop when the shield is broken! Despicable!" …… Please, can everyone stop scraping? I'm in a hurry to break my shield! Online inquiry, who is the strongest in Soul Land? Even if I can't unlock the Divine Body, trigger a Gold Level Pool with damage for me, will you?

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536, Your Majesty, Goose Goose wants to use a level 10 soul cannonball to attack [Second Update]_1

What?! Put together already?!

Gu Yuena's body trembled, and both of her pupils were quaking like an earthquake.

One second? Two seconds? I spent nearly ten minutes and dozens of different approaches and still couldn't put it together!

Bi Ji hugged the puzzle to her chest with a smile, cutely saying, "No, actually it's very simple, just do this first, then that... and then it was put together!"

Gu Yuena: "..."

Sorry, I didn't understand a word.

She coughed lightly on the stage, her laugh scornful yet somewhat stammering, "Yes, I... I just think this thing is too simple, not challenging at all, uninteresting! Here, take this child's puzzle, Bi Ji."

"Thank you, my lord!"

Bi Ji jumped up and shouted, very happy.

"... You're welcome." Gu Yuena walked toward the door, feeling life was unbearable.

Just then, a rumble came from below.

Only then did everyone see what was on top of the puzzle; it was a huge cannonball, exquisitely made, and completely coated in pitch black.

Although nobody on-site recognized it, Ju Zi (Orange) immediately gasped, "A soul cannonball!"

"My God, it's a soul cannonball!"

Ju Zi (Orange) excitedly ran over, hesitated before getting close to the soul cannonball, pulled out a pair of white gloves from her body and put them on her hands before daring to approach. Before touching it, she turned her head to look at Bi Ji, asking for permission first, "May I touch it?"

Bi Ji nodded blankly, "You can."

She had no idea what this shiny, giant poop-looking thing was.

Ju Zi (Orange) caressed the metal shell of the cannonball, her beautiful eyes filled with excited light.

"It's a soul cannonball, no doubt, this exquisite craftsmanship, the core magic array impossible to replicate... I've seen all fixed soul cannonballs below level eight, but this is clearly not one of them. Could this be a level nine soul cannonball?"

"It's a level-10 fixed soul cannonball."

Lin Yi's calm voice came from the front.

Speaking of which, he still had a level-12 fixed soul cannonball locked up in his System Space, what was it called? Eternal Heaven?

"My God? Level 10?!"

Ju Zi (Orange) gasped again.

In her era, level 10 soul tools were indeed the pinnacle of soul technology.

Ju Zi (Orange) had never seen one before, and now she was so uncontrollably excited that she wrapped her arms around the cannonball's shell, using her cheeks to feel the cold, techy touch of the metal.

At that moment, Bi Ji suddenly touched it, weakly saying, "This is Goose Goose's thing..."

Ju Zi (Orange) was startled, quickly let go, and apologetically said, "Sorry, I forgot, I have always admired level-10 soul technology, so I got a bit carried away."

This soul beast senior is pretty protective over her food... Ju Zi (Orange) muttered to herself, she really wanted level-10 soul technology for herself.

Gu Yuena glanced at Little Golden Crocodile frantically fleeing in front, with a "girlfriend" chasing after to give him kisses, then put her hand on the doorknob,

Today's sixth golden light.

[Heavenly Tribulation Card*6]

Gu Yuena remembered this was a reward Di Tian once received; it had indeed saved her life when she first appeared.

Even though the gods might not dare to impose a heavenly tribulation on them now, it's better to be safe than sorry, so she put them away.

Continuing to open the door, today's seventh golden light burst forth in front of Gu Yuena.

[Refreshing Black Silk*500]

This reward made Gu Yuena's eyebrows furrow together.

She sneakily glanced at Bi Bidong, then at the black silk on Bi Bidong's legs, and her mouth slightly pouted... it was something kind of attractive.

Just as Gu Yuena was about to touch the black silk, she realized Lin Yi was watching her, which instantly threw her into a panic, clumsily stuffing the black silk away.

"Humph, I don't care for this thing, but since it's time-limited and can't exist permanently, it would be a waste not to use it, so there's no harm in trying."

Who are you explaining to... Lin Yi was completely baffled.

Wait a minute, are you planning to give it a try tonight?

Lin Yi remembered that Gu Yuena still had a night's worth of boyfriend privileges as a reward, which meant...

Hehe...hehe, hi silk...

Gu Yuena continued opening the door, and the eighth golden light sparkled inside.

What reward would it be this time?

The image that appeared in Gu Yuena's mind was:

"The Tiger Skin Skirt worn by Son Goku"

She read out the name of the reward and stretched out her hand to catch the simple skirt with a tiger pattern that flew out of the door.

"It's actually my reward!"

Dai Ben exclaimed in surprise but, seeing Gu Yuena look over, he hurriedly corrected himself with an embarrassed expression, "Er, I mean, a reward I've received before."

Ouch!

Another memory of exquisite pain!

Dai Ben looked at the Tiger Skin Skirt, feeling a wave of sadness in his heart.

This was the closest he had ever been to Son Goku, and knowing what a powerful figure Son Goku was, made his heart ache even more!

It's not that he didn't have a Tiger Skin Skirt, the problem was, he couldn't fit into it!

The skirt was too slim!

After seeing the scene inside the East Sea Dragon Palace, Dai Ben understood why the skirt was so slim; because its owner was very slim!

How could a burly and hefty man like him possibly fit into it? He had tried solutions, like having a tailor alter the size, but as soon as the scissors cut, they broke...damn.

Indeed, it was a very slim skirt, but I should be able to fit into it... maybe, probably, can I?

Gu Yuena tilted her head, recalling the size of her own behind.

Lin Yi also recalled the size of Gu Yuena's behind and to be honest, he thought it looked doubtful.

However, if she wore nothing inside and just put on the Tiger Skin Skirt, she might just manage to squeeze into it.

With this thought, Lin Yi's eyebrow shot up, suddenly finding the image rather amusing.

"The function of the Tiger Skin Skirt is that once worn, it turns your head and brain into copper and iron, ignoring all physical attacks, even harder than Adamant Metal," Gu Yuena muttered to herself.

I won't try it on here; it's a bit embarrassing to say, and besides, I'm already wearing a skirt, hmm, I'll pack it away for now.

Continuing to open doors, the ninth golden light quickly illuminated her face.

"Child-friendly Time Still"

This reward?!

Time Stop!

Gu Yuena was very surprised.

However, she remembered the significant limitations of this reward without needing a reminder from the reward itself.

Child-friendly Time Still means you can't do anything that naughty kids should do, like stealing, purposely hurting someone, invading others' privacy... If any of these are violated, Time Still will immediately be lifted.

The restriction of these three words "child-friendly" is really quite significant.

If only there was an adult version, it would be great.

What Gu Yuena didn't know was that there was indeed an adult version of Time Still, and it belonged to Lin Yi.

"Master, Goose Goose can't wait to attack; use this," Bi Ji said from below, pointing at the level-10 soul cannonball next to her.

Use this? Ju Zi twitched his mouth corner... today looks like a day for leveling.

Gu Yuena waved her hand, "Got it, got it, there's one last reward, I'll discuss it after I finish opening the door."

Bi Ji nodded, "Oh, then Goose Goose will wait a bit longer."