Xetha's Letter

Dear Satan

I love Xmas. Mummy and daddy thinks I have worked hard in school all year this year and I may finally get what's on my wish list this year.

They said the same thing to me last year, but Santa mixed up my wish list with my cousin's who is named, Xethan. So, I received a xylophone L but when I tried to exchange the xylophone with Xethan, he refused as he liked my present so much. If course he would, as he got the Star Wars light saber from Santa that was meant for me L L

I did my best to be good, grateful all year, and tried to love my xylophone but it didn't sound good even when I bashed it harder.

My favourite movie is Star Wars Rogue One. I am hopeful that I deserve a BB9E from my patience. See photo – pleaseeeeeeeee can I have one this Xmas? J

Lots of hugs and love from, Xetha

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Satan Supremo read the letter with interest and thought to himself, "Hmmmm, this child has lateral-thinking skills and had thought to write to Satan. This child deserves some attention after having tugged his heart-strings because Satan Supremo shares the same love for BB9E too. So much so that Satan Supremo stole the first one in production before Santa bought all the remaining stock to make all the disgustingly goodie-two-shoes children around the world happy. Satan Supremo would not let his first-born child of his favourite wife touch his BB9E !!". Anyone who touches it is zapped with lightning to their left butt cheek!

The all o'mighty Satan Supreme does not get Xmas requests from anyone directly, and decided that he will oblige Xetha's request with what he believed was the perfect present. So, Satan Supremo instructed his trusted Numbnats team – who delivered the present on Xmas day 5am – because the lazy fellas overslept and missed the midnight deadline and did the mad scramble – arghhhh! The Numbnats team decided to place Hulk and its remote control on top of the toilet seat cover of Xetha's. Numbnats are not smart and are devilish like Satan Supremo so they stubbornly refused to wrap up the present in disgusting pretty paper and bow. Nor did they want to put under the Xmas tree – yeeee yuck, no way!

So, when Xetha woke up on Xmas day to go to the toilet, he saw Hulk sitting on the toilet seat cover with a note that said,

"Yo, Xetha! Satan Supremo is impressed with your wish list. I have a BB9E and it is sooooo awesome, but it is my favourite too and I am keeping it for myself - pffft!. Santa bought every unit for all the goodie-two-shoes children around the world before I got your letter. So, the next best thing I can send you is a remote-controlled Hulk – yay!! It is good fun to control Hulk by remote – you will have so much fun !! Hulk can bash the xylophone harder than you can, or any present you don't like and no one can blame you because it is what Hulk does – heh heh heh!

Send a photo of Hulk bashing the xylophone and why to Santa – he may be more attentive to his elves making admin error in future? Santa is keen to keep ALL children happy so it is important to help Santa be 100% efficient in the delivery department? Heh heh heh ho ho ho ^o^ mwahhahahaha - have fun.