Pantsu Ninjas

"They suck."

"They disgust me."

'Tis what people think when they hear the word "Japanese Ninja".

In a certain room in city of Tokyo, a fat man is sitting in front of his computer. He is an ultimate NEET.

Pwish*

A shadow suddenly appeared behind him. "Sir, job complete!"

The fat man was startled.

He found a link in the internet just a few hours ago, the Pantsu Ninja. Here you can send a request to a ninja to steal underwear from your crush or take a photo of them, which of course, comes with an unreasonable price. But people still bite it to achieve their inner desires.

"T-that fast!?" The fat NEET said, he then again, sent a request to steal the used panty of a certain idol and photos of her.

The ninja nodded and said, "10,000 yen per photo and another 500,000 yen for the used panty." The fat man quickly paid up then the shadow suddenly vanished.

Kagenui, the ninja, was raised in a hidden village called Two Mountain Peaks. He is one of the strongest Ninja in his village.

They need money to sustain their village. The current master of Two Mountain Peaks had to do this because the Government doesn't care about them anymore.

Kagenui received an SOS from Dan, who is one of Kagenui close friend.

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When Kagenui arrived at the place he saw his Dan heavily injured and lying on the floor.

He hurriedly ran to Dan and gave him a medicine, Dan regain consciousness a while later and narrate what happened.

Dan was given a mission by Master Roshi, he is to steal a pair of panties from the Superstar Miss Kim, but Miss Kim hired a ninja from US Steve and Blues.

Kagenui eyes ignited with rage, he called for medic to treat Dan, and track Steve and Blues for 3 days and 3 nights. He know Steve and his Partner Blues, they are the best Ninja in US. Steve is thin and blond while Blues is small and blue haired.

When Kagenui saw Steve and Blues they were hiding in the shadow near Miss Kim's house, Kagenui threw the Bondage rope, it flew like a snake and reach Steve and Blues Steve repel the Bondage rope, but the unlucky got caught he hung in the tree and the rope snake around him.

Steve threw his kunai in Kagenuis position but Kagenui is long gone. Steve became alert, Kagenui took out a bra and threw it to Steve, Bra Blinding Steve cut the incoming bra into two he spat in disgust. Kagenui suddenly appeared in front of him, Execute the Nipple Pinch x2 Steve howl in pain and kick Kagenui in the stomach.

"Fck you! Goddamn Monkey!" Steve shout in rage, Kagenui rolled into the ground Steve jump on him with his Dagger. Kagenui roll again to side to doge the incoming dagger.

Kagenui execute Rubber Band bomb, tens of rubber flew into Steve, Steve had no time to dodge and the rubbers hit him in the face. Steve instinctively jump back.

Kagenui didn't let this chance slip and threw the Bra Blinding straight at Steve, the Bra covered Steves eyes and lock Struggling to take off the Bra Kagenui flew into action. Kagenui execute Snake Bite Throat and strike Steves Throat. Steve not expecting the incoming attack gurgle and fall to the ground he spat blood and pass out. Kagenui used bondage rope and left Steve hanging into the tree.

Steve took out Miss Kim's underwear and leave the place.

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"Master!" Kagenui arrived at their village the Two Mountain Peaks. Kagenui start to narrate what happened. And gave Miss Kim's panty to Master.

"Master! The foreign ninjas are starting to Enter our country!" One of the elder said.

The Current Master of the Two Mountain Peaks village is Master Roshi.

Master Roshi look calm but he is enraged.

"This bastards! They dare to meddle with our affairs! Looks like they are asking for war" Master Roshi said while holding the panties.