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Diary Of the Great Lord ME! with some time traveling!

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this great lord named Ji Ji, who's me? I... am your father! Luke Skywalker then said 'Nooooo' While the Chinese said 'Your sister!' Damn, who cares who I am! I am supreme! not soappreme, it's supreme! hey, don't call me a soup! while I do like soup, you better stay silent, else this great me will massage you! no, damn it! your sister! why are you guys lining up before me! Do you think my massage is cheap?! what?! you just need to call me soup just to get my massage?! who say that! damn it! I'll kill you all! wait, wait, Master! why are you here! you want to get my massage? of course, come in! ... someday after my reincarnation, I found something that allows me to travel through time... I wonder what shall I use? even the massage technique that I used on the master, learned from the future!

Chapter 1Day 0

Being alone is hard, really hard.

While standing in the summit is really lonely.

While being alone and sat in the summit is...

well, you can just kill yourself then, I'm outta this shit!

I mean seriously, this day is bizarre.

I'm already at the pinnacle of the great CEO in a certain company while ruling a certain nation into prosperity.

My name is already known in the world, as the great father of intellect, and great father of hard work. Damn, your father, I have been followed by trillions of woman already!

Back off, woman! I'm a great man, that's why I don't need you!

What? Do you think I'm gay?

Hell no!

Damn it! I'd throw myself to them if they are babes!

but all of them are fatso!

while me?

I have a great one pack of stomach muscle so thick, no one can injure me!

Heck, this great me even has a great weight of 150 KG! Cool right?!

so there's no way I'm gonna get along with those fuglies with only weight a little bit of some 40s and big boobs, they're materialistic!

look at those noses, they are fake!

That Boobs? they're implanted!

Hey, it's not like a woman with a curvaceous body and golden ration, but those trillion just no...

they're transgender after all...

...

..

.

fuck those transgenders!

This Great lord will settle the scores with them If I can get alive after being stabbed with!

damn trans! I'd get rid of you once and for all!

is what I write that day, with my blood on my diary...

the next day there's news about murder, in the international broadcast from CMM the number one transgender doctor, Doctor Ji Ji being found dead with one of his surgery patients.

the man that known as the great father of Transgender is dead, and man of all ages, along with women of all ages cried in the happiness of his death, while countries fought over his books.

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