Kidnapping

Living in the slums in the city of Gapo isn't the worst thing on the planet. If you discard the sound of sex, shitty housing and general grossness of the poor and homeless, it could be worse. I am proud to have survived a total of 17 whole years in this shithole.

Sadly I think 17 is gonna be my record. Why, you ask? Because at the moment I am in a situation that I have been trying to avoid my entire life. Strapped into the back of a old van and blindfolded. I mean c'mon, if you're gonna kidnap someone at least make me comfortable am I right?

Unfortunately, I don't think if i spoke up about my comfort my kidnappers are gonna care. The thing about kidnapping is, it generally sucks. I should know! I've lived in the slums, I've seen people get kidnapped...a lot!