Damn Idol Episode 91

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<Maw Detector>.

This is the title of the entertainment show I will be appearing on today.

It's a very popular program, so I think I remember watching it, but it's not an entertainment show I remember clearly.

I sent you a call while monitoring what entertainment show would be most appropriate for me to appear in right now.

Currently, it is not easy for me to appear on entertainment shows.

I don't know what is going on inside M Show or how much CEO Choi Dae-ho has moved.

But at least the horse would have come full circle.

Sedalbaekil hit Ryan in the back, and CEO Choi Dae-ho is gritting his teeth.

In this situation, there is no entertainment program that would allow me or Sedalbaekil to appear.

But the abyss detector is a little special.

It's not because it's a YouTube entertainment show.

YouTube content does not necessarily avoid the influence of vested industrial interests.

If the content cast and production crew are within the industry, they are bound to be influenced by vested interests.

And <Abyss Detector> is an insider entertainment show.

The production team is an outsourced studio that also works with public broadcasters, and two of the three MCs are stars who became popular on TV.

In other words, it was a program where CEO Choi Dae-ho's influence was fully evident.

Nevertheless, the reason I knew I would be recruited was because... … .

"nice to meet you. "Mr. Han Si-on."

"hello."

"Wow, you really came? "When I first heard it from the production crew, I thought it was a lie."

This was because the format of this program was so huge that it was difficult to recruit.

There is only one content.

lie detector.

This is not about clumsily raising your hand to check your pulse or body temperature.

They said that they use more advanced equipment than that used by the Korean police, and that they use the same or better equipment than that used by the FBI or CIA.

So, as soon as I entered the filming set, a huge lie detector grabbed my attention.

Oh, but it's a somewhat familiar visual.

I think I saw it before when I was called to the FBI.

I don't know if it's exactly the same, but it's similar?

With that in mind, I exchanged greetings with the MCs.

Taehoon Cho, Myungho Chae.

Although they have faded now, they are the ones who were responsible for weekend entertainment 5-6 years ago when public broadcasting was king.

Jo Tae-hoon is entering his second heyday by completely moving his base to YouTube.

These are people that would be nice to see well.

Oh, the other MC is a technician rather than a host.

He was a person who used a lie detector and occasionally appeared on current affairs programs and entertainment shows as a criminal profiling expert.

I looked it up and found out he was a retired police officer.

They call me Detective Shin.

"This is Hanzion for three months and one hundred days."

"Wow, you look handsome. But why did you fall out with CEO Choi Dae-ho? "Because Daeho is an old guy, he's not a bad person, right?"

The cameras aren't even rolling, so why are you doing this in private?

But Taehoon Cho didn't seem to really want to hear my answer.

He smiled and continued speaking.

"You know that these kinds of questions only come up, right?"

"yes. I know."

"Honestly, I don't know. Why did you really appear?"

"I'm a huge fan of the Maw Detector. "If I had the chance, I definitely wanted to come out and see it."

"Uh, um… … . is it so. Honestly, we're so good. "I could never have imagined a picture like this."

Chae Myung-ho, who was standing next to me, added.

"I'm not going to talk about Ryan's enter or take scene. "I think Coming Up Next will probably be taken lightly as well?"

"yes."

"what? "Do you seem to know the reason?"

"Approximately."

Considering the format of the program, I have no choice but to criticize Choi Dae-ho whenever Ryan or the take scene is mentioned.

Choi Dae-ho would not be happy about such a situation.

What Choi Dae-ho wants is not for me to get criticized a lot.

No matter what you do, you won't get criticized at all.

That's truly the worst situation for a celebrity.

Because indifference is a swamp from which recovery is impossible.

"Detective Shin, I think there will be a delay of about 20 minutes due to traffic congestion. Is that okay?"

"it's okay."

"Because we don't really have a waiting room. How would you like to sit on the detector chair?"

"Good."

I know it was a joke, but I actually went and sat in the polygraph chair.

Just in case, for mind control.

As if seeing me like that was fun, the camera that took full shots started taking pictures of me.

As I sat in the lie detector, I thought about the format of <Abyss Detector>.

The format of <Maw Detector> is really simple.

The public asks questions that they are curious about but are difficult to ask.

And then take a lie detector test.

If it is a lie, you must answer until the truth comes out.

The right to veto questions can only be used once, and the question of where to use the right to veto has become a hot topic.

The reason this program was a success was because the level of questions asked really had no breaks.

After deciding to appear, I monitored the program, and there were a few scenes that even I found absurd.

Personally, the episode in which actress Hee-su, who was a sexy star of the past, appeared was powerful.

At the height of her popularity, she married her husband from a wealthy family, but they recently divorced after a fierce legal battle.

The first question was this.

"Did you marry for money?"

The actress said no, but the lie detector test fluctuated.

In the end, they said it was correct, so we moved on to the next question.

The next question was also great.

"Have you ever had a sexual relationship with someone before your divorce was finalized?"

The answer to this question was also repeated until 'yes' was reached.

When I said no, I kept getting lies.

The next question was also perfect.

"Did you run out of money?"

The answer this time is a cool yes.

After that, many questions were asked, but I think these questions were the most powerful.

This is a program that asks persistent, almost sadistic questions.

The public can't help but like it.

There is no need to give an example of a witch hunt, because the public can become cruel.

So, a question may arise here.

Why on earth do people appear on programs like this?

The reason is simple.

This was because if he could build up goodwill among the public in <Abyss Detector>, he could return to broadcasting.

For example, there is Ok Gang-won, a famous baseball player.

Based on his history as a member of the national team, Ok Kang-won played an active role in various entertainment broadcasts after retirement... … .

One day, I was struck by a three-hit combo of drugs, illegal gambling, and a sexual scandal, and I went to hell.

However, thanks to <Maw Detector>, he succeeded in making a comeback.

"Did you use drugs?"

"I did. But I drank it without knowing it was really a drug. "I was drunk."

"Did you gamble illegally?"

"I did. It was a go-stop price of 50,000 won per store. It wasn't a small amount, but I didn't think it was a large amount compared to my income. "I made about 3.8 million won that day, and the person who lost the money reported me."

"Do you acknowledge the sex scandal?"

"I am absolutely innocent."

"Did you run out of money?"

"I left because I felt unfair. "I still have a lot of money in my bank account."

He only told the truth to all questions without a single hindrance, and his eyes were intense.

Through this program, the public learned what level of crime Ok Gang-won committed and what part of it was unfair.

Thanks to you, I was able to make a comeback.

Of course, some people said that the washing machine may have been manipulated by manipulating the lie detector test.

However, the history of <Maw Detector> so far has been too spectacular for that.

There was a time when an idol who went to hell while trying to get out of the military as an illegal broker tried to run a washing machine, but it didn't work out.

Even the question was this.

"Don't you feel sorry for the soldiers your age who serve legitimately?"

I said I'm sorry twice, but it came out as a lie.

In the end, I used my right to veto questions, but it was already too late.

The production team was so cruel that they even showed the scene before the question veto was used.

In other words, the <Maw Detector> was not meant to detect the abyss and send it to the abyss.

It was the last bastion of those who had gone to hell.

When there is no producer to call you and the public seems to have completely forgotten your name.

A special move to turn the situation around.

MC Cho Tae-hoon, who is right in front of us, is a person who went to hell due to illegal gambling and drunk driving.

The program that succeeded in his comeback is <Maw Detector>.

I was a guest for one episode.

So the production team was confused when they received my call.

There was a time when a vaguely unlikable character appeared on the show to pretend to be cheerful and fell into the abyss.

There were cases where people who would have returned after about a year of self-reflection had they stayed put appeared on the show and then retired due to their impatient nature.

However, Coming Up Next's Han Si-on has no reason to appear in <Maw Detector>.

This was the overall reaction of the production team.

Of course, after signing the contract to appear, I welcomed him with open arms.

Because the hottest person at the moment can appear on a program that is most unlikely to appear and show pictures that were unimaginable.

'From my perspective, this was the most logical option.'

A program that attracts great attention just by appearing, even though Choi Dae-ho's influence is not used.

A program where you don't have to worry about ruining your images through editing.

Very appropriate.

As long as I don't fall into the abyss.

A little while later, a profiler called Detective Shin arrived and started having me wear a lie detector test.

Attaching rather than wearing seems to be a more appropriate expression.

Because I had something stuck all over my body.

After setting up the lie detector, filming began and a light test began.

"Is your name Han Si-on?"

"yes. you're right."

"Where do you belong?"

"Currently, I belong to Sedalbaekil."

"Would you like to lie and say you have six fingers?"

"I have six fingers."

"Try to lie and say you are a woman."

"I am a woman."

After telling the truth a few times and a few lies, the profiler gave the OK sign to the production team.

Soon, main MC Cho Tae-hoon opened the program.

"Today, a truly unexpected guest came to visit us. Those who saw the thumbnail probably couldn't believe their eyes, right? The hottest program recently! Viewership rating exceeded 10%! "This is Coming Up Next's Si-On Han!"

The staff applauds.

"hello. "This is Han Si-on, who appeared on Coming Up Next and is part of the team called 3 Months 100 Days."

"If you say you appeared, is filming finished now?"

"yes. Filming has been completed up to the last episode."

"good good. Why did you appear on this program??"

"I've always been a huge fan, so I really wanted to appear on it."

"I said that during the pre-meeting, but… … . Isn't this level of fanaticism crazy? "You could fall into an abyss?"

"Honestly, I don't know. "I don't think I've ever done anything wrong in my life."

After answering that, I took a breath.

It is a program that does not have a long intro and suddenly asks questions.

It looks like there will probably be a subtitle like 'Madness Idol' and all sorts of questions will start to be asked.

Sure enough, it was different.

"great. I'll take the first question lightly. "How many girlfriends have you had so far?"