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Creepy Pharmacist: All My Patients Are Horrific

[This world is steeped in mystique.] [Vampires, werewolves, technology, magical potions, ghosts, bioengineered beings, divination, and puppets; every terrifying element you could conceive of, exists in this world.] [One must carry a lantern when stepping outside.] [One must never wander far.] [Ten meters beyond the gates, darkness will consume you.] [Whether attending to humans, ghosts, or stitched monsters, one must maintain composure at all times.] [Should you ever lose your composure, it will give rise to malicious intent.] This is the translation of the Chinese novel "Creepy Pharmacist: All My Patients Are Horrific". It's a horror comedy with more comedy than horror. I hope you enjoy it.

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94 Chs

The Dentist of an Origin Level Monster

In an instant, countless tentacles observing from outside the mouth surged forward, ready to assault Lynne. However, they quickly halted.

Lynne was seen holding the severed tentacle firmly within a wooden basin, his expression stern. He poured vial after vial of potion into the basin and, extracting a syringe, squeakily injected the concoction into the tentacle. The other tentacles stayed frozen in their place, their eyeballs peering curiously.

Minutes passed.

"Light!" Lynne shouted as he abruptly seized the potion-filled tentacle.

Lynne had indeed entered his zone! The tentacle holding the eyeball visibly shuddered, hastily focusing its beam of light upon the bleeding molar.

Lynne (◣_◢) leaped forward, aiming the potion-filled tentacle at the cavity with a grave expression. Then, he thrust forcefully.

"Ah——"

A scream of pain erupted from the monster baby's head.

It had pierced in one go!

However, it was clear the tentacle in hand was somewhat too large, and the hole too narrow. To thrust deeply, the assistance of a robust tool was indispensable.

A forceful insertion it had to be!

The next moment, Lynne swiftly hopped down and dashed back to the shop. Minutes later, Lynne, laden with an array of tools, swiftly clambered back into its mouth.

"What—are—you—doing?"

The eyeball noticeably trembled.

Lynne's expression was indifferent, one hand holding a hammer, the other a metal rod, a mask on his face, steadying his monocular with the back of his hand.

The next moment, with a 'plurt' sound, Lynne inserted the rod upon the tentacle pressed against the hole.

Monstrous baby head: "(ΩДΩ)!!"

Shortly, a colossal clanging of metal resounded.

Lynne (◣_◢), wielding the large hammer, struck blow after blow upon the metal rod, driving the tentacle deeper and deeper into the tooth cavity.

Smack!

"Ah——"

Smack!

"Aaah——"

For a moment, sparks flew, thunder roared and lightning flashed.

Lynne, harnessing all his strength, swung the large hammer, determined to force it into the deepest recesses of the hole.

The tentacles and the eyeball inside the mouth, all spectating, were petrified, retracting to a corner, watching Lynne forcefully swing his hammer.

"Pain——pain——pain——"

The monster baby head's head began to thrash wildly.

Clearly, these relentless strikes, one after another, were causing it considerable, tearing pain.

"This is normal! Bear with it, it will stop hurting once we reach the deepest part! Trust my professional standard!"

After continuously striking hundreds of times. The tentacle, filled with potions by Lynne, was finally smashed and hammered into the tooth cavity by him.

"It—doesn't—hurt—"

The eyeball appeared dazed.

Wiping his sweat, Lynne, with a faint smile and holding the metal rod, said, "Of course, the potion has started working, but this is just the beginning. To have healthy teeth, further processing is needed."

[??? Trust in you +20]

The eyeball was vigorously nodding, (✪ω✪) expressing trust.

"Mm——Mm——"

Clearly, after Lynne's excellent efforts just now, this monster had begun to trust him somewhat.

Lynne was keeping track of time. About five minutes had passed.

"It's time! We can start working!"

Lynne raised his head, his expression serious, and from the side picked up his master's drill, pulling forcefully.

Zing——

Sparks scattered in all directions.

"Goggles!"

The surrounding tentacles quickly passed goggles to Lynne.

"Light!"

The tentacles immediately held up the eyeball, focusing on the spot where Lynne was working.

Lynne spat on his hands, gripped tightly, and started his breathtaking task on the molar with the drill.

"The inside of this tooth has been corrupted by holy power, this is also the main reason causing your toothache. If the holy substance inside isn't completely removed, once the effect of the medicine wears off, the pain will still be unbearable. So, a preliminary cleaning of your tooth is needed, and then I'll fill it with a strong and sturdy good tooth!"

"So—that's—how—it—is——"

[??? Trust in you +20]

The eyeball gazed curiously, casting its light for Lynne in stunned fascination.

Zing zing zing—

Lynne, with his drill in hand, meticulously ground away all the luminous substance inside the teeth.

"Fetch a bucket!" Lynne commanded loudly.

A tentacle shot rapidly into the shop, winding around a wooden bucket before passing it over.

Lynne's expression was solemn as he swiftly deposited all the ground tooth powder into the bucket.

"Fetch water!" Lynne commanded again.

The tentacle swiftly returned, entwined around a large water tank.

Lynne cleaned all the powder around the tooth thoroughly. Then his expression grew even more serious.

"What else—needed?"

Perceiving Lynne's puzzlement, a delicate yet horrifying voice emerged.

Lynne solemnly said, "I need filling material. But I don't have enough supplies here, otherwise, I could have given you a shining steel tooth!"

"Steel?"

Lynne pondered, "Yes, but to get the supplies, it has to be at least tomorrow. At this time, it's really…"

"I—have steel—"

Lynne was taken aback. And before he could comprehend, he immediately felt the ground tremble beneath his feet, and then he saw the buildings outside retreating rapidly. Apparently, this massive head was moving swiftly.

In the next moment, they stopped outside the doors of a huge metallic building. Before Lynne could react, its tongue shot out like a blade.

Pcht—

The entire building was split in two instantaneously.

[Steel Puppet]

[Level: ???]

[Alignment: Chaotic Evil]

[Combat Ability: Extremely Strong!]

[Description: Roaming in the Dark World, the steel puppets have become the nightmare in the hearts of the inhabitants since they were born with a will under the dark power. These creatures, impervious to blades and spears, are formidable.]

Lynne: "!!!"

He had seen such a monster once before when a similar puppet had invaded their little shop causing destruction. His master, wielding a chainsaw, battled with this monster for several hours before driving it away.

Why had it brought him here…?

Boom—

A loud noise echoed.

A puppet inside the metal house, unable to react, was immediately flattened into a steel pancake by the baby head's tongue.

Lynne was dumbfounded. This was too outrageous! Both are at level ???, but the gap is too huge!

"One—enough?"

The infant-like voice asked.

"Uh…"

Boom—

Another steel puppet was directly flattened.

"Two?"

"That…"

Thump thump thump thump—

"Enough! Enough! Actually, one is already enough!"

"…"

Melting, forging, molding.

Under the strenuous hammering of the massive infantile head's robust tongue, it only took a few hours for Lynne to forcibly cast an iron tooth, meticulously conforming to the shape of the gap in the tooth.

Then, using a powerful adhesive, he precisely welded the steel wedge to the molar.

After a series of grinding and polishing, a brand-new tooth, under a series of operations by Lynne, became completely renewed.

"Perfect!"

Lynne wiped the sweat from his forehead, revealing a satisfied smile, feeling a sublime elevation of character.

[Ding! You have completed the task, you have earned 1000 skull coins, ???'s favorability towards you +50, You have received a special reward: Critical Strike Potion Recipe x1]

[Ding! You have achieved the unique achievement "Dentist to Origin Level Monsters"]

[Dentist to Origin Level Monsters: You are the first human brave enough to perform dental work on Origin level monsters and succeed, You have gained a permanent trait: Origin Level Monster Affinity +1, All Attributes +10]