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Creepy Pharmacist: All My Patients Are Horrific

[This world is steeped in mystique.] [Vampires, werewolves, technology, magical potions, ghosts, bioengineered beings, divination, and puppets; every terrifying element you could conceive of, exists in this world.] [One must carry a lantern when stepping outside.] [One must never wander far.] [Ten meters beyond the gates, darkness will consume you.] [Whether attending to humans, ghosts, or stitched monsters, one must maintain composure at all times.] [Should you ever lose your composure, it will give rise to malicious intent.] This is the translation of the Chinese novel "Creepy Pharmacist: All My Patients Are Horrific". It's a horror comedy with more comedy than horror. I hope you enjoy it.

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94 Chs

Continuous Strategy

The Blood-clad Evil Spirit stared, trembling, at the gemstone-like object in Lynne's hand and exclaimed: "This... This can't be!"

Lynne stood up with a playful smile, ╮(╯▽╰)╭ remarking: "Unfortunately for you, I happen to be that Headhunter's favorite personal dentist. She specifically visited my clinic last night. As of now, she's a VIP of the shop and has been greatly supportive of my business. Hehehe~"

The Blood-clad Evil Spirit's mind thundered. Momentarily, her thoughts went blank. If one were to speak of the previous individuals Lynne mentioned, even though she held reservations, she wouldn't genuinely fear anyone if it came to a confrontation. After all, in the Dark World, how many could truly be labeled as timid weaklings who feared the head and tail?

However...

Facing an Origin-level creature was a whole different story. For such high-tiered beings, if one were to provoke their hostility, they could employ various means to hunt her down, even if she hid in the upper worlds!

There was a past instance where a King-level lord from the Dark World had offended an Origin-level being. In merely a day, all the souls and beings in his domain were completely annihilated. Moreover, that lord became so ostracized that nobody dared shelter him. In the end, he was relentlessly pursued and killed by that Origin-level monster.

And what she couldn't fathom... Was how this seemingly frail human lad could... could possibly have such deep connections!

Lynne, looking at her slightly pale face, smiled and cradling the adorable child, said: "Madam, appearances can be deceiving. Even though I might lack in sheer power, a robust network of relationships is another form of strength. Moreover, there's truly no need for you to direct your anger at me."

Lynne stood up, pensively patted the tip of her tentacle, and (* ̄︶ ̄) remarked: "After all, we are neighbors. Shouldn't neighbors care for each other, support each other, and keep each other warm? Moreover, you are such a beautiful and mature lady~"

[Eloquence +1]

[Eloquence +1]

The Blood-clad Evil Spirit's eyes shimmered, her teeth grinding audibly. At a glance, she recognized this guy's tactics – a classic Carrot and Stick.

But truly... She was now genuinely hesitant to take action. Leaving aside whether his words were true or not, just the shard he presented with an 'Origin level' aura made her pause and consider.

Because if it were true, then she would truly be bringing calamity upon herself.

However...

(〝▼皿▼)! She really wanted to obliterate this human lad!!

"Ah ah ah————"

She let out a frustrated scream, her flailing tendrils smacking against the surrounding walls, releasing her pent-up anger and dissatisfaction. Then, panting and still grinding her teeth, she sat on the floor, the sound of her teeth grinding clearly echoing. This feeling of suppressed rage made her feel incredibly stifled.

"Madam, please calm down."

Lynne, holding a cute child calmly, said: "The words I spoke to you during the day, while partly fabricated, weren't all meant to deceive you. Although the virtues of truth, kindness, and beauty might seem exaggerated, I genuinely did see some qualities in you that other spirits lack."

The Blood-clad Evil Spirit gritted her teeth (〃′皿`)q, "Don't think you can deceive me again! You little rascal!!"

She swore she didn't believe a word that came out of his mouth. If she could see through this lad... She would have finished him off by now!

Lynne took a deep breath and replied with a composed smile, "I haven't lied to you, madam, because you have to admit... You cherish beauty, don't you?"

The Blood-clad Evil Spirit paused, taken aback.

Lynne stood up, holding the adorable child in his arms, and smiled as he looked around, saying: "Your room is quite beautiful. Unlike those cold and nauseating rooms below, it's clear you've taken great care in decorating your own bedroom. Be it the walls, the bed, or even the furniture, everything has a refreshing feel to it, something not typical of other monsters."

He then turned around. His gaze softened as he looked at the simple vase on the windowsill, and the white flower it contained.

"I've seen this flower before. It's a Night Lily, one of the few non-toxic plants in the Dark World. It's not particularly rare, but do you think it's normal for a spirit's room to have such a flower? Moreover, it seems to be thriving under your care."

On the windowsill, the luminous white flower shimmered slightly. Radiantly beautiful.

Lynne: ( ̄▽ ̄)/[Progress +50%]

The Blood-clad Evil Spirit stared at the flower, then suddenly trembled, pointing angrily at Lynne, saying: "Don't try to sweet-talk me! That...that's just..."

"We'll set that aside for now."

Lynne's lips curved up, holding the cute child, he continued: "I have a question. If you really found your child's appearance distasteful, then tell me, why is the child dressed in such a lovely skirt and vest?"

At his words, the Blood-clad Evil Spirit's gaze shifted evasively, and she stammered: "That... that's just something I..."

In the mirror, the child's pink dress looked exceptionally cute, contrasting starkly with the grimy, revolting world outside. And it was clear that there was not a single speck of dirt on it. Plus, there were fresh stitches. It was evident that it had been recently sewn.

Lynne( ̄▽ ̄)/said, "Come on! Admit it! I see right through you. Deep down, you find your child adorable, don't you? When you're alone, don't you wish to hug and cuddle her?"

The Blood-clad Evil Spirit's face flushed a deep red as she retorted with indignation: "I haven't! Stop making things up! Don't make wild guesses!"

Lynne responded, "Why deny it? It's a perfectly natural affection a mother would show to her daughter. And you've dressed her in such a lovely outfit; clearly, you are quite pleased with how your daughter looks now!"

"Ya-da~" The cute child (๑>︶<)و moved her little limbs.

The Blood-clad Evil Spirit's face reddened further, rendered speechless. However, she couldn't deny it. What he said was true. Compared to her previous twisted and broken offspring, she genuinely preferred this relatively normal and adorable child. But having it pointed out so blatantly by him was utterly embarrassing.

Lynne, with a kind expression, gently said: "Madam, I've always believed that someone who cherishes beauty at heart is also beautiful in spirit. This alone proves that you are fundamentally different from other spirits. I believe that even in the human world, you would be a very endearing lady."

Listening to Lynne's increasingly soft voice, she kept telling herself not to believe a word from this human boy. But her heart raced for some reason. She bit her lip, her gaze darting to the wall beside her.

Lynne's words echoed persistently in her mind. Because they had touched the softest part of her heart. As a spirit that had died in the human world and then revived in this dark realm, while she continuously tried to adapt to this Dark World, she couldn't forget her memories of her previous life.

She often wondered, what if she hadn't died? If she had remained that girl in the world of the living, wouldn't she have had a family by now? Seeing her daughter grow up, get married, and have children? But every time she glimpsed her twisted visage in the mirror, the horrifying reflection kept reminding her: You are dead! You are now a distorted spirit! A malevolent ghost!

[Ding! Task triggered: Resolve the Blood-clad Evil Spirit's resentment. Current progress: 11%. First phase task reward: 500 Skull Coins, 500 Experiences, Special Reward x1.]