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Classless Ascension

[ Climb the Dimensional Tower and have any wish fulfilled by the gods themselves! ] Enters Josh Malum. He was feared on Earth, but in this new world, he is but a Fallen. One that is forced to Climb. If it wasn't bad enough already he is also Classless, something that is unheard of in the Tower. Yet none of it phases him. "You think I should be despairing? Why? Is it because I'm classless? They offered me so many classes, I simply refused them all." Sacrificing the many worlds is a small price to regain what he once lost. To all the deities that stand in his way: F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Alternate Title: "Rip & Tear & Ducks"---- It's so big! That's what she said when she saw the massive ...chapter. This story is serious! No comedy tag! Seriously! According to readers = some comedy *shrug* ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Attention may contain---- -Huge D. Tower -Badass MC (Climbs the D) -Bullied Systems (In charge of the D) -Modern World (Where the D appears) -Multiverse (What the D is connected to) -Magic (Have you ever summoned a meteor?) -Game Elements (Stats, Skills, Levels, Equipment) -Guild Banter (They All Crazy!) -Bloodlines (Transformation and special abilities) -Bloodshed (Duh!) -VR (Like normal games, but better) -Killer Robots (Everything is better with killer robots!) -Pets (Is that Pokem@n ?!) -R18 tag: missclick...or not? (Who knows) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----More chaps when this becomes popular ---- Release rate: 1 Chapter/day 1-2 Chapters/day top 100 2 Chapters/day top 50 Official Discord: https://discord.gg/dV5DVyhj57

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Possible Difficulty—Or Not...

[Mission Failed: Punishment, half a day in the mirror realm.]

"….Motherfucker! Are you shitting me?!" 

Then Josh was sent back to what felt like a timeout punishment with the enemy shrooms. Fun fact, these little creatures were nicknamed the nightmare shrooms on the Net. The reason for that appellation was indubitably their countless teeth. Well, they had exactly 72, not more, not less. 

How did Josh know? He counted. He played the tooth fairy with the mushrooms. He relaxedly did it to satisfy his curiosity. Let's just say the scene was very graphic and would have traumatized many. 

All their lives (aka 3 days), the creatures had lived with the instinct to charge at their prey to devour them, sinking their teeth violently into their flesh. But Josh's victims were now extremely confused.