I pick up my phone and open messenger, texting the group chats about my recent discovery.
"I have seen and met elves. 2 of them in fact." - Ian
Almost immediately after I texted I get a barrage of replies.
"ARE" - Evan
"YOU" - Evan
"SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Evan
"HOW?" - Evan
"HOW?" - Evan
"HOW?" - Evan
"YOU GOTTA BE JKING." - Evan
"WHAT IS THIS BS?!?!??" - Evan
"WHERE ARE YOU! I'M GOING TO YOUR SETTLEMENT ASAP!" - Evan
"Wait, wait wait. Were they busty or slender elves?" - Evan
"Both." - Ian
"OH" - Evan
"MY" - Evan
"FKING GOD!" - Evan
"That's it. I'm done. I'm moving locations. You are in the middle of the continent and I am somewhere west, therefore, by moving east I will eventually meet up with you." - Evan