CHAPTER I

My current name is Naruto. I am physically 14 years old and currently the most hated person in Konoha.

There was a time when I wasn't Naruto. Fourteen years ago, I was kidnapped by a certain deranged ASB with sadistic streaks and dumped into an alternate Narutoverse.

In this Universe, Minato survived and Naruto has a twin named Menma. Kyuubi's power was sealed into Menma and Kyuubi's consciousness into Naruto. Minato went crazy after Kushina died and believed that Naruto was possessed by Kyuubi's consciousness. So he abandoned Naruto, didn't recognize him as his son and announced his status as a Jinchuriki. And Menma's status as a Pseudo Jinchuriki was concealed.

So you can understand how much crap I as Naruto went through. Hell, those fuckers didn't even name me Naruto Uzumaki, just Naruto. Although everyone just calls me the Demon Brat.

But that deranged ASB didn't dump me here without cheats.

I have pure Uzumaki bloodline and a modified Kryptonian physique on top of that. Honestly I wouldn't have survived until now without those. The starvation alone would have killed me before the beatings did.

When I was four years old, three very important things happened.

1) I unlocked the Rinnegan.

2) I met Kurama and earned her trust which involved me disclosing my reincarnation to her. Yes, in this Universe Kurama is female and purple.

3) I was conscripted into ROOT by Danzo.

ROOT training was something I sorely needed. Since it was way better than being left untrained. And ROOT training and brainwashing couldn't break me, neither was the Curse Seal effective for me.

At the age of eight, I massacred the Uchiha clan minus Itachi and Sasuke after being ordered by the village. Kurama enjoyed the whole ordeal immensely. The mental scars I gave Sasuke were more severe than the ones inflicted by Itachi in Cannon.

After that I was pulled out of ROOT and sent to the academy.

And it was then I began to put my ultimate plan into action.

My ultimate plan was simple. Get the hell out of this Alternate Narutoverse and go to the relatively less insane Cannon Narutoverse.

To accomplish this seemingly insane plan, I required to use a very complex ritual. It involved Ryumyaku, Kamui, Rinnegan, Indra's chakra and Hiraishin.

As a sealing master, I could crack the Ryumyaku seal of Minato in my sleep. I possess Rinnegan.I sucked out Indra's chakra out of Sasuke's body while it was still dormant. I obtained Hiraishin when I managed to get the Forbidden Scroll during the Mizuki Fiasco. And for Kamui, getting Obito's eye was almost impossible for me. So I killed Kakashi when I was thirteen and took his Sharingan. It wasn't easy, believe it. Even after using the Rinnegan to extract his soul by sneak attacking him was complicated, as Sakumo had his soul sealed inside him.

But right now, I am ready. I am not sure exactly when in the timeline I'll turn up in the Cannon Narutoverse...so I haven't made any plans beyond blend in and integrate myself into the new universe. The rest I'll just wing it.

Depending on when and where I end up, I'll turn the Cannon Narutoverse into an Alternate Narutoverse that benefits me the most.

BYE BYE, MY NATIVE NARUTOVERSE. DON'T REST IN PEACE.