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Chaos is a place for us losers

Christian Tsunade a high schooler in the respected Sakura academy, but Christian is a boy that get pissed easily, and because of this he can be violent, being someone who beats up people he is hated by almost everyone in the academy, but one day changed that, three people helped Christian to accept people and value their company, but the more Christian knew about these people the more he saw their own hell, and now Christian tries to help his friends that helped him.

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Six years later

In a certain household in Japan, a woman was getting dressed up. She tied her hair and put on her uniform, she went downstairs and to the living room, there she saw an old man.

"You got up early Chris," said the old man. Sora Tsunade, a retired hitman, known as the best hitman Japan has ever known, this man has fought people like the white snake, the phantom, and the Monster of the Arawan family. He had been assigned over six-hundred assignments, and completed ninety-nine percent of them, now he spends time staying at home making manga.

"Of course, it's my big day," the woman excitedly exclaimed, her grip on her bag was tight, "I-it is m-my first day in my f-f-f-"

"C'mon Chris you can get it out."

"FULL-TIME JOB!!!"

"YAY!!!" Sora shouted in excitement, "Be sure to be safe at all costs and be sure to impress everybody so you can get a promotion," Sora commented as Chris opened the front door.

"Alright, see you," the woman waved at Sora who waved back, when the woman left the house, Sora took a breath of relief.

"I wish you were here, Seiko. I know you'll be the proudest parent in this world," Sora exclaimed while looking at the roof, "Though, I might be a challenge for that title."

Christina Tsunade, age twenty-three, engaged to Lucifer Arawan. After graduating college with flying colors, Chris took a year as a pro judo fighter, after that she began to find a full-time job. She did this for the one who she was waiting for, her fiance Shinabaru Arawan. If she gets a job then Shinabaru could just relax at their home, "Okay, this is it. I just need this job, then Shinabaru will move in, and we'll have fifteen kids and live our lives as a happy couple," Chris was nodding to herself, the people around her didn't hear what she could think so they just saw someone nodding.

Meanwhile, in the city of Cebu…

"Mister, can I have your number please?" a woman asked a man who was wearing a suit and had his slicked-back spiky golden hair.

"Sorry miss, I'm married," the man politely remarked, but five shirtless men with tattoos surround the woman.

"Ya hear that? Our young master's got a gurl already ight, you better surrey off before we get forceful 'ere,' ' a man with a scar on his chest threatened the woman, he was speaking in a threatening manner that made the woman scared.

"O-okay," the woman ran as fast as possible in the opposite direction.

"You know you didn't have to go that far," Lucifer Arawan, age twenty-three, engaged to Christina Tsunade. After he left, Shinabaru had been hunting down the Aquino family left and right, to go to his fiance as fast as possible.

"BUT MASTER, YOU BELONG TO ONLY MADAME CHRISTINA, NOT THESE STREET RATS!!!"

"Yeah, only to Madame Christina… by the way, master, how many children do you want?"

"WHAT!!?!?!?!" the man exclaimed, his cheeks began to turn red, "W-why do you ask this question Daniel?"

"Dunno sir, but I just wanna know."

"Fine, I wanna have… two kids, a boy, and a girl, I'll name the boy Dese, and the girl will be named Nutes," the man confidently said, the five men started laughing.

"Oh, oh my gosh, I-I, I can't top la-HAHAHAHA!!"

"Madame needs to be the one that names your kids master, to be blunt, these names suck."

"YOU GUYS ARE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MY FUTURE KIDS!!!" the man yelled out, he pouted and began walking off.

It had been six years since Chris and Shinabaru had met, Shinabaru said to his fiance that he can't respond to anyone's texts because he wants his return to be extra.

"I swear, if my father could take care of himself and I knew the language I would've gone to the Philippines," Chris thought, she was missing Shinabaru and since Npc took the dogs and Christian and Tsuyuki got a house, there's not interesting stuff happening in the Tsunade household, "I still remember when we were teens, Shinabaru used to throw pillows at Christian who replied with by throwing kitchen utensils," Chris recalled the memories of what she called, 'the good old days'

"Oi little lady, you look pretty cute, you wanna hang out?" a man called out for Chris, he was wearing a smug smile, he put his arm around Chris' neck.

"What do you think you're doing? I have a husband," Chris threateningly claimed while trying to remove the arm around her neck.

"Oh c'mon girl, you're just playing hard to get, what about this husband of yours? Something he can't see won't hurt him," when the man said this, Chris sighed, "Oh? So you finally accepted?"

Chris looked at the man, then looked at an old lady next to them, "Hey miss, can I use self-defense in this situation?" she asked the old lady.

"S-sure," the old lady cautiously said.

"What does that me-" before the man realized it, he was elbowed at the ribs, Chris then grabbed his hand and threw him to the concrete ground.

"Miss can you call the ambulance for me, I am Christina Tsunade, age twenty-three, engaged, please inform them to alert me of any charges after five o clock, thank you very much," Chris requested the old lady who was a little shocked, Chris then ran as fast as possible to her workplace.

"Well well well, isn't it lady iron?" a black-haired man said in a deep and powerful voice, he had red eyes and his tall stature made him feel intimidating.

"Shut up brother, I barely made it on my first day, cut me some slack would you?" Chris hissed at the man who took a step back.

Christian Tsunade, the right-hand man of the chairman of one of the most successful businesses in Japan. The duo of Christian Tsunade and the founder, Ragushi Jemuzu, is unrivaled in Japan, "If I recall correctly, you will be working in the finance section?" Christian asked, he was carrying papers while walking with his sister.

"Yeah, why? Is it hard there?" Chris pondered, Christian merely shrugged.

"Eh, it's a hit or miss, those who apply in finance either quit in a week or become one of the best workers of this company," Christian informed, even though her experiences of jobs were choking people out, Chris was confident.

"I got this," she encouraged herself, Christian thought of something that made him laugh, "WHAT IS IT?!?!?" she roared at him.

"I wonder when Shinabaru would come back, and I wonder what he'll think of your abs," this thought of Christian earned him a throw to the ground, "MY PAPERS!!!" he called out.

"Now what kind of question was that?" Chris angrily exclaimed.

"Dunno felt like saying it."

"Speaking of which… How is Motoharu?" Chris asked, Christian sighed while trying to get his papers back.

"I don't know how many sleepless nights I've had, Yashiro's a monster for sleeping even through the crying of the beast baby known as Motoharu. To answer your question, yes he's been doing good. Little man can hold himself without his parents, or Oshina is just such a good caretaker, I do feel bad for him, Motoharu, Jin, Kinra, Yuki, Sui, and Irahara. Six toddlers he's taking care of, while their parents are off doing work, well at least Jin and Irahara are his own but still," Christian exclaimed, he was shaking.

"Don't worry brother, you're a good dad, you just need to spend more time with them," Chris encouraged her brother, then a thought came to her, "I have a plan," she opened her phone and typed something, "There."

"What did you do?" Christian asked, but when he checked his phone he understood.

A few hours later.

"Ehhh? What do you mean, Oshina is the best dad, he takes care of six children and gets as much pay as me," a woman argued, she was clearly drunk and was waving her beer bottle.

"Nagisa dear, please calm yourself, the kids are watching you," a man wearing glasses took the beer from the woman's hands, "No beer for you tonight."

"Thought so, Christian truly is the best dad, like look, Motoharu and him are already playi- MOTOHARU WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR FATHER!!!" Shirou Tsunade, a co-worker of her husband Christian Tsunade. The two are a healthy middle-class couple, "Let go of your father's hair," their one-year-old baby, Motoharu Tsunade, was pulling his father's hair so hard that Christian was tearing up.

"Please spare me Motoharu," Christian cried out, Yashiro was trying to get Motoharu, but the more she pulled the more Motoharu pulls at Christian's hair.

"Imagine having a wife," Npc Png, a pet store owner. Due to his height, everyone thought he would become a pro basketball player, but instead, he became a pet store owner, with his luck and some skill his pet store has become one of the biggest in the city. But he is still single, and he hates it.

"D-don't worry Npc, I know you'll find a wife someday. You're just a late-bloomer that's all, plus having two dogs is like having two kids right?" Kurapa patted Npc's back as he took a sip of beer.

"How about me, am I a good father?" Ragushi Jemuzu, a successful businessman and the C.E.O of a very successful company.

"Sure~" his wife replied in an unsure tone. Jemuzu took a massive hit to his ego as a father.

"Kinra, Yuki, Sui, please tell me I'm a good papa," Jemuzu begged his three daughters, even though these kids were just a year old, when he looked away from their father in disgust, Jemuzu began to cry to his wife.

"C'mon Ragushi, man up would you?" his wife gave him a few pats to the head.

"Talking about husbands, Chris? When are you going to get one?" the wife of Kurapa questioned Chris, she was a little taken back by the question.

"Uh… I think two more years?" Chris replied, she had been in touch with Angelo, Angel, and Alessia, but not with her fiance, "I hope he comes soon," she said to herself while whining while Motoharu Tsunade waddled to her auntie.

"Bopo," the child spoke as everyone died of cuteness.

"Thank you Motoharu," Chris picked up her niece and started playing with him.

While everyone was doing their own thing, the door opened to reveal two people, one was a girl holding on to the arms of a boy with a huge smile on his face, "Yo Samuel and Yashiro what took you that long," Npc greeting the two as they entered the room.

"Guys, we have an announcement," Samuel Briggs, the highest-paid chef in the world. His food is described as the 'food of heaven' Billionaires and Politicians always go to his restaurant for the best food they have ever eaten.

"Yeah, what is it?" asked Christian, he was wondering why the two looked so happy, Tsuyuki was grabbed into Samuel's hand tightly while making happy noises, and Samuel had a wide smile on his face.

"You wanna say it to them Nanaka?" Samuel asked the girl who was holding his arm, Nanaka Tsuyuki is one of the best models of the world, her beauty had made her very successful.

"Sure," she softly said, "I-I'd l-like to i-i-i-invite all of y-you t-to our… wedding," when Tsuyuki said this, everyone's jaw dropped.

"YOU TWO ARE MARRIED!?!??!" questioned Npc, his heart was aching because he's the only person in their friend group that is not engaged.

"Wow, congrats," Chris exclaimed, she stood up and took Tsuyuki to the girls, meanwhile the boys were cheering Samuel on.

"WOOO!!! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!!!" yelled Jemuzu.

"That was pretty gamer," commented Npc.

"Nice," Christian gave a simple thumbs up.

"If you get kids, alert me, I'll take care of them," suggested Kurapa.

"Poko," Motoharu said, Samuel picked up the small child.

"Yeah, in a week we're going to Okinawa to hold our marriage. We also invited some special guests," Samuel mysteriously uttered, but Motoharu began to pull Samuel's hair, "C'mon Motoharu, don't do this to your favorite uncle."

"Lies, I'm his favorite uncle," commented Npc.

A week later.

On one of the beaches in Okinawa, a lot of people were gathering, "Do we have enough for four-hundred people?" asked Christian who was wearing a fashionable suit.

"We've got five-hundred so don't worry about it, Oshina is already teaching one of Tsuyuki's nieces how to walk with the ring," Jemuzu responded, and Christian was sorting up the guest list and the event of the wedding.

"So the dance will be at twelve, the fashion competition is at one, then we eat at three, and the swimming at four?" asked Christian while reading papers.

"Precisely," Jemuzu certified.

Meanwhile, in the groom's room, "Should I do my hair like this, or like this," Samuel was wearing a white suit, he was combing his hair.

"Dunno man, the last one looked better, how about the normal husband look," Npc stated, he was helping Samuel prepare for his wedding.

"What do you mean the normal husband look?" Samuel asked, Npc got up and started doing Samuel's hair.

"Oh yeah I have a question, is it alright to have two best men?" Npc pondered.

"Yeah, and remember, it's not best man, it's the brotherhood," said Samuel who had a smile on his face, "Plus, it's not only you two," this response made Npc wonder.

"What does that mean?" he asked, but when Samuel looked at him, "What are you looking at me for… OHHHH, I get it," as Npc got what it meant, a car pulled up to the place.

Two men with black suits got out of the car and began to open the doors, five figures were in the car, "Yay we're here," a woman celebrated as everyone took a step back.

"It's the Arawans," one of the guests exclaimed.

"Don't worry everyone, we're not here to make trouble, we were invited, so we'll try to be the best people we can be," a black-haired man calmly stated, it was the grandmaster of the Arawan family, Angelo Arawan.

"Yeah, we will not do any bad stuff," the woman who was celebrating was Angel Briggs, the sister-in-law of Samuel Briggs.

"Angel, can you calm down for a moment," the woman's husband, one of the most intelligent men on the planet, Owen Briggs.

"Are you alright dear?" a woman asked inside the car, it was the puppetmaster of the Arawan family, Alessia Arawan. She was speaking to a shaking person.

"I-I-I'm a little worried, Chris is here mother, I don't know if she's going to be angry or happy," the man was Lucifer Arawan, the leader of the Arawan family.

"She's your wife, isn't she? She'll be happy I know it, it's okay to get hit by her, actually, it's understandable. Your beloved husband hasn't been texting or talking to you for six years," Alessia taunted him while getting out of the car, "Just go for it."

"Fine," Shinabaru signed, when he got out of the car everyone was in awe.

"Is that the Devil of the Arawan family?" one guest uttered.

"No way, it's the Spider."

"The golden demon."

"Wow, a few more and you'll surpass me in nicknames," Angelo casually quipped, Shinabaru just shrugged.

"Let's see how many I can get in a year," Shinabaru responded, he began to walk off to the wedding area. Shinabaru walked around the place, then he found a flower garden, "I guess this is where the fashion competition is going to take place?" he said to himself, but when he turned a corner someone accidentally bumped into him, "Sorry miss, I didn't see you the-" what he saw shocked him, it was a fair maiden with black hair and blue eyes, she was wearing a beautiful blue dress and her hair was decorated, "Chris?"

Chris jolted in shock, she slowly lifted her head and her blues eyes met his golden eyes, "S-Shinabaru?" she stuttered while embracing the man tightly, "Why… why… WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME ANY HEAD UP!!!" Chris threw Shinabaru to the ground, even though years of battle, Shinabaru couldn't react fast enough, maybe because of his happiness, so he fell to the ground hard.

"S-six years and this is how you treat me?" Shinabaru questioned. Chris was feeling so many emotions, first, she was happy, then angry, after that she was even more happy. when Shinabaru got up, Chris embraced him.

"Six years I've been waiting idiot," she exclaimed, tears were flowing from her eyes, Shinabaru smiled, a small tear fell from his eyes.

"And one more and I'll be with you," he returned the embrace, "You look more… mature," Shinabaru bit his own tongue when he looked at Chris' breasts, "Dammit… wait, isn't Chris my wife?"

"Same to you, you're not that midget anymore, plus slicking your hair back looks better in my opinion," Chris examined Shinabaru, he was still slim like before but with some muscles, he was only a little shorter than Samuel, and Chris noticed a small scar on his cheek.

"Thanks, how's everyone?" Shinabaru sat down, Chris followed while they began to talk again in over six years.

"Sora is doing good, Christian and Shirou are very successful, Samuel and Nanaka are world-famous, and Npc is still single," when Chris mentioned the gang, Shinabaru realized something.

"Geez I forgot, I gotta go, Chris, I was invited to be one of the best men," Shinabaru stated, he got up, "I'll meet you later," he lifted Chris and kissed her, "Love you," Shinabaru proceeded to run to the wedding area, leaving Chris bewildered.

After a few minutes, everyone was sitting on their chairs, "So Samuel chose three men for the best men?" asked Jemuzu who was cradling one of his daughters.

"Yeah, Nanaka also chose Chris as the maiden of honor," replied Kurapa, but then the announcer came in.

"We are all gathered here to celebrate the marriage of Samuel Briggs, and Nanaka Tsuyuki," he announced, everyone in the room was clapping, "We may now present the groom and his bes-" before the announcer could finish, the door was slammed open.

Behind the door were four people, one was a red-haired man with piercing blue eyes, he was wearing a red tuxedo. Another was a blacked haired man, he was wearing a black tuxedo, his red eyes were the scariest out of the four. The third one was a golden-haired man, with a white tuxedo, this one had a smile on his face, his golden eyes made him look like royalty. The last was a man with brown hair, he was wearing a blue tuxedo, it was the groom, Samuel Briggs.

"It seems we came too early," Christian exclaimed.

"Eh, let's go," Samuel declared as they began to walk to the stage.

"I can't believe it took you six years to propose Samuel," taunted Shinabaru.

"How about you? Leaving Chris not even proposing to her," replied Npc.

"Fine, I'll come back, in a year though, my job needs me," Shinabaru stated.

"Remember when we were just teens, now look at us," Christian said, he had a smile on his face.

"Slightly more mature teens?" replied Shinabaru, the four of them giggled.

"Ah man, that was good. Chaos truly is a place for us losers eh?"

"Christian you gotta stop with that catchphrase man."

Sorry if there any mistakes, I had to rush it because some little man told me he would tickle my butt hair, so I have to play some Minecraft with him, right cye.

The fact of the day :

Motoharu's name is inspired by an anime I rewatched

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