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Chaos is a place for us losers

Christian Tsunade a high schooler in the respected Sakura academy, but Christian is a boy that get pissed easily, and because of this he can be violent, being someone who beats up people he is hated by almost everyone in the academy, but one day changed that, three people helped Christian to accept people and value their company, but the more Christian knew about these people the more he saw their own hell, and now Christian tries to help his friends that helped him.

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A look of two friend's pasts

Warning: This novel contains inappropriate stuff like 18+ stuff so warnin ya

The twilight sky to many people means it's the time for them to go home to their families, the same goes for a high school student that just rejected someone he loved, "Thank god that she understood," The young man said to himself while listening to the crickets and walking under the peaceful street lights.

10 minutes ago

"No"

"WHAT!? I thought you said you liked me too," She said, confused.

"Yeah I do, but I Christian Tsunade will confess to you, not you confessing to me. Why? Because I said so," He said, giving a little smirk at her, "But not now in about... nine months," He began to walk off.

"Whaaaa!!!! nine months? Why nine months you know I don't have the best patience," She said, shocked and irritated.

"Why? Because it's Valentine's day in nine months, imagine how romantic it would be if I confessed to you in Valentine's" He was trying to look cool to impress her, and it worked, "Wait for me, ok," He was more than happy when she nodded, "Don't worry I'll flirt with you till then" this made her blush and bite her lip.

In the present:

"I hope those three dumbos got home without any trouble," He said to himself seeing the troublemakers around his neighborhood.

After fifteen minutes of walking, Christian finally arrived at his house.

"I'm home-" He was interrupted by a pull on his arm, "What are you doing Chris,"

"Brother, Shinabaru is going to reveal the first letter of his name" She then literally made his 5'11 tall brother sit.

"Ok Shinabaru go for it," Npc said excitedly.

Everyone was waiting for it, even Christian was a little curious, but Christian looked at the annoyed Shinabaru and read the situation, "They probably forced him," He said to himself.

Shinabaru then took a deep breath and said, "It's A," He sounded defeated.

"ANTONY," Npc shouted

"ASHER," Samuel shouted

"ANGELO" Chris shouted

"You guys are dumb you know that," Christian said tauntingly, "Because I'm one hundred percent sure it's Artur," He said sarcastically.

They all laughed except for Shinabaru who looked shocked, then all of them looked at Shinabaru's shocked face, then Christian realized.

"Wait, did I get it right?" He looked at Shinabaru with an equally shocked face.

"Uhh…" Shinabaru said awkwardly, Christian then found a fire in his heart, he took pride in this achievement.

"SIKE YOU THOUGHT," Welp there goes Christian's fire, it didn't even hurt when all of them were laughing, "DAMN YOU TRAP WEEB NO LIFE" He shouted as Samuel prepared to make dinner.

After dinner

Christian just finished doing the dishes because they made a challenge that the last one to finish their food has to do the dishes, "They distracted me to let Npc win, DAMMIT," He said to himself angrily.

Suddenly Christian heard some talking from the front yard, "Yeah dad I'm….. Ok I guess," A voice came from the front yard, Christian started walking over to the front yard to see Samuel talking to his phone, "Yeah Christian's pretty nice, Shinabaru even though he can be really dumb sometimes he is a little amusing, Npc is super super nice, oh yeah Christian has a sister Christina Tsunade but we just call her Chris," Christian wondered what they were talking about.

"Yeah none of them know who I am," This response made Christian really curious, "Heh, no dad I'm still single," Christian knew that something was wrong here, "Alright see you dad love you," When Samuel dropped the call Christian started going up the stairs not seeing a tear come out of Samuel's eyes.

"This is not my business," Christian thought to himself before checking the rooms of his housemates, "Yo Npc i'm coming in," Christian opened the door to a sleeping Npc and a clean room, "Like always it's clean," He said to himself.

Next in the room is the two most losers of their loser gang, "This is going to be hard," Naturally Christian thought that his sister and Shinabaru would sleep in her bunk bed, but no, Shinabaru made a five-star cardboard mini castle

"Let's get ready," Christian told himself while stretching, but a series of noises made him stop.

"Ah ah ah, Chris please make your hips slower, this is feeling far too good," A moaning noise came behind the great barrier of sight known as the door.

"Man up Shina, we'll do it until you release it, you made a promise," Christian heard his sister's voice coming behind the door, she sounded tired and moving.

It was a fight of the mind for Christian, "What if this is a trap to embarrass me," A million thoughts raced up in his head, "But I know that they are alone, and it's the time where Chris gets too 'excited' I gotta check," He tried to open the door but it was locked.

A lot of movement was heard behind the door, then the door opened, "Big brother... Uhh, what are you doing here," His sister opened the door without any pants or even underwear.

"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME CHRIS, WHERE IS SHINABARU," He shouted while looking around her room to see Shinabaru's mini cardboard castle.

"Shinabaru, I know you're there," He said angrily.

Then he saw Shinabaru's bare legs in his Cardboard castle, "Shinabaru!!" He then pulled Shinabaru's legs to reveal a naked Shinabaru with a smile that just said, 'You fell for it'.

Christian realized quickly that he had been checkmated, his head turned to check on his sister, his sister had a smug look on her face, "Damn," He said silently.

"Get logged Christian," Shinabaru said while failing to stand back up.

"First, I'll give you that win, Second, what kind of insult was that 'Get logged' what? Third, why are you two naked, infort of each other?" He asked the first question with a defeated face, the second a confused face, the third he covered his eyes.

"Simple 'get logged' is an insult that I used as a kid, and why are we naked?" Shinabaru then looked at Chris and him.

"I think it's because we are just such good friends that it's common to see each other naked, plus we both sleep naked, I have seen Shinabaru's naked body seven times I think, and his weiner, hehe" She then looked at her brother and said, "Why? Are you worried that Shinabaru will take my precious 'Innocence' he might," She said with a smug smile, then it was time for the silver tongue to strike.

"Heh don't make me laugh LITTLE SIS, with those pathetic upper body woman parts of yours that looks more like a pancake than a woman's body part, no one will come for you, Shinabaru is your only chance because he likes them small, I have seen where your eyes look at Shinabaru, you damn lolicon," He then left quickly to escape the screaming losers.

"This is exhausting," Christian said to himself while walking to his room, "You know what, even though it's not my problem I want to at least know it," Then he opened his phone while in his bed and typed 'Samuel Briggs' and saw a lot of information.

"Chef Briggs shouts at terrible chef for making 'A horrible excuse for a oyster,"

Christian wondered what this was, shouting and being angry was not for Samuel.

"Chef Briggs slaps camera off cameraman,"

"Top 10 most hated teenagers,"

"Samuel Briggs crying (Funny)"

"Chef Briggs gone missing?"

"Chef Briggs might retire at an early age,"

Christian was shocked by what he saw, the strict but composed Samuel he knew was not in these photos, "I only know him for like three days now why am I so surprised about this," He told himself, "But I still have to try to help him, I am his friend after all, am I his friend?"

...…...

It's been three days since Christian found out Samuel's secret that he didn't want to show to anyone, Christian didn't blame him, what he saw in those videos of Samuel were honestly brutal.

Then Christian thought that maybe Npc and Shinabaru had their own pasts, but the thought was interrupted by a couple of students throwing trash everywhere, they were also making the other students uncomfortable with their threats if someone tried to tell them off.

Christian didn't care about how comfortable the students were, he just cared about how much trash they were throwing, "Oi what's going on here," Christian suddenly deepened his voice to sound more intimidating

"Eh who do you think you are-" One of the students tried to sound intimidating, but with just a turn he instantly regretted it, seeing the silver tongue behind him.

"Umm.. sorry Tsunade-senpai," The student said, scared and worried.

"You batter be," Christian said until he was interrupted by someone who had purple hair with a weird hairstyle, he was wearing a light green trench coat with red pants.

"Silver tongue huh? You're a legend in this school," A boy said, "But do you know me?" He said with a smile.

"No I don't," Christian said with his emotionless face.

Everyone around the two was in shock.

"They finally met,"

"I can't believe that Tsunade hasn't heard of him,"

"This is it, someone who can destroy someone with his insults vs the guy who can take all the insults, Silver tongue vs Purple tank,"

Christian was getting annoyed at everyone around him, "Can you guys shut up," He said with an aggressive tone.

"Your tone can even stop these guys, the more I see you in action the more I get impressed, my name is Shiguchi Hinata," The boy said calmly even though Christian was not looking at him.

"Alright just don't throw trash, or else our school's gonna be dirty, but you don't care about that right, so how about this," He leans closer to the troublemakers and cracks his fingers, ignoring the Purple tank.

Then the whole hallway became silent, the troublemakers were instantly regretting throwing the trash because the crimson eyes of Christian almost made them pee their pants, they were so terrified that their hearts were beating loudly even the people around them heard it, but no one expected another one of the legends of the school.

"What! She came out of nowhere,"

"Three of them in one hallway,"

"Christian Tsunade the silver tongue, Shiguchi Hinata the purple tank, and Shirou Yashiro the woman of steel,"

"Tsunade-san what's going on here," She said with an aggressive tone, she was not the sweetheart girl to people around her, instead she was comparable to Christian in strictness.

"Well you see here Yashiro these dumbos have been throwing trash and telling people off for telling them off," Christian said without even looking at her.

"Welp I guess you sorted the situation," she said with a sly grin.

"Yup let's go," He said, completely ignoring the purple tank.

"Hey don't ignore me," The purple tank said, but suddenly he got an idea, "You know I read some stuff about you, I didn't expect the respectable Christina Tsunade to be your sister, I don't think you share the same mother…... Or father," He said with a sly smile, but he was suddenly interrupted by Christian turning around.

Everyone in the entire room suddenly stopped except for the woman of steel, but she patted Christian's shoulder and said, "I'll let you get this one,"

Christian then walked to the purple tank each one of his steps made everyone shake, when he reached the purple tank he looked down at him, his height being a foot taller, it was then when the purple tank, Shiguchi Hinata found out why you don't want to anger Christian Tsunade the Silver tongue.

"What's your name again?" Christian said to the smaller boy, his voice deep and clearly angry but composed.

"Shiguchi Hinata," The smaller boy said, trying to hide his fear in his voice, it was monotone like when he talked to the teachers, but his shaking legs made it clear to everyone in the hallway that he was terrified.

"Hinata that's it! it's not my fault your parents gave you such a forgettable name," This was a critikal hit for the smaller boy because he took high pride in his name.

"I know your kind, you want to be remembered so you color your hair and wear those kinds of clothes," Christian was reading the kid like a book.

"I'm not like that," The smaller boy was about to say it but Christian predicted it, "See I know you, and you know what I think about you?"

He then leaned in, "You are forgettable, in a couple of years instead of being remembered as the guy who can take any insult, you'll be remembered as that one guy who showed how much I can insult someone, because I will be remembered and you will be forgotten by these people, in short you're a forgettable, worthless, attention grabber that got a achievement that almost everyone in this school got," He then made a smirk, "That's how much of a insignificant kid you are," Christian then turned away and walked off not seeing the kid tearing up.

"You didn't spare him at all, that's harsh," Yashiro said sarcastically while walking next to Christian.

"Who do you think you're talking to, he talked about my family, I had to show him how much of a prick he was," Christian said with a smirk.

They then turned a corner and no one was in the hallway, the students didn't see them now, it was just the two of them.

"Tsunade-san, would you like to see me in a swimsuit," Yashiro said as cute as possible.

"Of course I think you would look amazing in everything," Christian said with a manly and deep voice, "But why tho,"

"Because the p-vert prez told me next week we are going to have a field trip to a beach for four days for the 2nd year highschoolers," She said happily.

"Wait what, is that true?" Christian said confused, but when she nodded he became kinda happy, "It's been years since I went to the beach," Christian said, remembering the past.

"Well I guess I have to tell my boys," Christian said normally.

"Your…. Boys?" Yashiro said, confused about the way he said it.

"It's a slang for friends, Shinabaru and Npc has been teaching me slang, like bro, boys, homies, g, ya boi, yeah those, and they also told me to do this to show dominance," Christian said sarcastically while doing a pose of a T.

"How about Briggs-san," Yashiro said while trying to copy the pose of Christian.

"Oh he is teaching me how to cook and wash dishes quickly,"

"Oh, so he's teaching you how to be a good house husband for me," Yashiro said quickly.

"What?"

"Nothing,"

Yashiro and Christian separated to go to their own classes, after school Christian told his 'boys' about the beach trip.

"The beach that's fun," Samuel said while trying to show his card tricks to Npc.

"BEACH LET'S GOOO, ITS GAMER TIME," Shinabaru shouted excitedly.

"Oh beach time, me and Shinabaru can surf so this would be fun," Npc said while failing to do the card tricks that Samuel did.

"We should do some shopping," Chris said while trying to make Shinabaru fall.

"Alright but you guys buy your own clothes, me and Chris will share money," Christian said, all of them nodded their heads in agreement.

They ate their dinner outside even though it was not as good as Samuel's cooking they still enjoyed it, they also bought their clothes for swimming, Samuel bought a white shirt that said, 'Yes or no,' and blue trunks, for Shinabaru he bought a white t-shirt and light red trunks, for Npc he just got shorts that had a picture of a corgi, Chris got a swimsuit with no cleavage and even wore pants, the three boys agreed on this even though Shinabaru and Chris didn't like it, for Christian he bought yellow trunks and a white shirt.

It was another hectic day for Christian, the time was 9:30pm and Christian knew everyone except him were sleeping, then he got the idea of searching up Shinabaru Arawan and Npc Png on the internet.

He searched up Npc but nothing came out except for video games, it seemed that Npc was not as popular as Samuel, next he searched up Shinabaru but this time many things came out, but instead of what he expected, something like a gamer or even a model, he got something that changed his perspective to Shinabaru permanently.

"Italian mafia becomes allies with Filipino gangsters,"

"Most dangerous gang in Philippines, the Arawan family are now considered an organization that the government fears,"

"Arawan family teams up with the Italian mafia,"

"New head of the Arawan family, Angelo Arawan marries Daughter of the leader of the Italian mafia,"

"This is too much information!" Christian said to himself, shocked, "Shinabaru is connected to the mafia," Christian was terrified because his sister was the closest to Shinabaru and as a result the closest to the mafia.

"This is bad I gotta….. It's Shinabaru though, he doesn't look like a mafia member, maybe they just share the same last names, but I still gotta keep my eye on him," he then looked out of his window to see the night's sky, "Two of them are not what they seem,"

Thanks guys here's some info if you guys want.

Christian - 5'11

Samuel - 5'7

Npc - 6'8

Shinabaru - 5'2

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