Two Cunts Get Reincarnated

Two brothers were walking down Jones Street, Manhattan arguing which was better nowadays manga or manhwas, these two fucks were our protagonists and as you watchers (read as readers) know what's gonna happen. If you guessed Truck-kun, then kudos to you as a truck appears from out of nowhere killing them in the process, as they died you could hear "Lucky bastards, they're getting reincarnated into a fantasy world or Jojo. Tch" Now back to the protags, they were in a void floating around still arguing about stuff of culture if you know, you know.

As the brothers noticed their surroundings a portal opened to show Obi-wan Motherfuckin Kenobi as he appeared he said "Hello there!". As Obi-wan said those words the brothers' inner memers appeared and said at the same time ""General Kenobi!'' Before Kenobi could say anything the eldest brother said "Let me guess you're a R.O.B, you want entertainment, we died, we get to have three wishes each, no 3 O's, but we could get something similar." The youngest brother reprimanded him "Bro, have at least some respect for the dude and give him his moment," The eldest looked at the youngest, smacked him, and said, "You know time is money, he probably has other people to use for entertainment, we need to get our wishes, give him entertainment, and as soon as we bore him he's gonna leave us as broken toys." The youngest looked at his big brother for a moment before as he nodded "I get your logic, fine then,". As Kenobi nodded and said, "No you guys are the first people I reincarnate so you're special, what are your wishes?" The two brothers looked at each other and the eldest nodded at the youngest to go first.

"Okay then. First I wish for the Gamer System, second is Denial of Nothingness, and last but not least is Ea but I get access to its true power to the point of it being able to destroy any concept like a hot knife slicing through butter even without its main ability." As the young Nasuverse fan and a minor expert said his wishes the eldest smacked him again, but with a bit of pride. "So my wishes are 1.Infinite energy, 2. Creation at its max which is creating concepts and shit, and 3. Is the ability to gaze into the Akashic records without limit." As the R.O.B heard their wishes he was stunned at the eldest's wishes as the last two were basically Omniscience and Omnipotence, the other ones were manageable but he went straight to the cake.

"Okay, your wishes are allowed but tell me why did you wish for the last two kid?" Asked the R.O.B. "Well, it's because of the wishes Gab chose, the last two were good but the first was shit like he could have wished for the powers of Saitama and other broken stuff; the name's Abbadon and Gabriel or Abb and Gab." The youngest brother or Gab looked at him with a deadpan face, "Bro… I don't wanna get bored that fast and you know I'm a semi-battle junkie." The eldest or Abb ignored him, "Ignore him, anything else space Jesus?" The youngest sighed with a tired smile on his face. "Yeah, where do you want to be dropped, how and how do you want to look like?"

"Well as I know what Gab wants to look like but I'm gonna change some things, well the first world should be a cultivation one, and be dropped out of the portal into a forest with the type of clothing of that world," Abb said as the Gab looked at him with a look of disgust as he mentioned cultivation but nodded in understanding even though he hated those kinds of worlds, they were pretty good to get strong fast and get patience for them since they lacked patience.

"Ok and looks?"

"Well make Gab look like Shirou with white hair and color-changing eyes that change based on his emotions, and for me, I want to look like Kim Dokja same colors in hair, have same eye condition as Gab, both of us be 5'5 ft as Shirou and Kim are 5'7ft and 5'9ft, and here are our numbers for when you want to talk bye."

As Abb said that they changed into the people they want to look like, with the differences, and they were dropped into a forest. As they got up, cleaned themselves, the youngest was saying something.

"Okay then, how about we che--." His brother shut his mouth, carried them to behind a tree, and hid as they saw a carriage approaching with guards, the carriage was getting attacked by bandits. "They're getting robbed huh… how about we check the situation?" Gab said, "No, we may be OP but you're still weak because of the Gamer System and we don't have experience in real fighting to the death, plus don't you see that cliche scene where we save them then we get a girl, we should leave, cultivate, practice with our powers, go to Fate, and get one girl for the rest of the journey each got it?" Abb said sternly, Gab's eyes were shadowed by his hair, and then said, "Yeah… You're right… but how about we just check the situation and maybe help them if they're not some shitty assholes? We might get info about where we are right now and they're probably very knowledgeable about the place, and loaded." Gab somehow managed to persuade Abb and the latter grunted, "Okay, but instead of exposing ourselves we create guns with some modifications because you can't unleash Ea or this universe is fucked at least, shoot the bandits down, mind control the guards and the people in the carriage, get our info, rob them of some of their money so that I can copy the currency." As the two were getting ready to make the weapons. Abbadon suddenly told Gab to take this pill to increase his stats for a while, as he swallowed the pill he started to feel sleepy and fell asleep.

"Sorry little bro, but I won't let your hands get dirty until the next world," Abbadon said those words he made a gun that would kill anyone the wielder wants to kill, no matter the distance and perfect accuracy. He made bullets, loaded the gun, and shot all the bandits. He immediately created a mind control power, used it on the guards and people in the carriage, and asked for the info he needed. "What is this place, who are you? And give me some of your money." Abb said to the female, "This place is the Lord Fire King's territory, I'm his daughter Li Mei, I want you to marry me, and here's some money." Said the girl as she gave some money to Abb. "No bye, and memory erased." As Abb went back to Gab, he kicked him awake like a sibling would do it. "Wake up, wake up, wake up!" As he woke up, he looked at his brother and said "...You really had to knock me out didn't you?"

¨No, but I wanted to finish this quickly, I did what you wanted, let's go to space and cultivate.¨ As Abb said, Gab looked at him with a puzzled expression, "What do you mean cultivate in space?" Abb replied ¨I meant going to space to cultivate, avoiding cliches, taking pills to get stronger and leave this world.¨ as Abb finished Gab thought about it for a second, "Hmm… You have a point, well can you create a concept where all energies in this universe gather and shit in one designated place so that we can cultivate?¨ Add replied with a nod, did that, put that place on Mars of this universe, and created a rocket to go to mars. They landed on Mars as Abbadon created a forcefield to help them breathe, started cultivating and 10,000 years have passed since they started cultivating as Gabriel maxed out his mastery over everything (Except Ea only using it in I.Ds, and it was still powerful so he stuck around with 2% of its true power for a reason) and his brother became a god.

¨Welp, time to go to a fantasy world.¨ As Gabriel said. Abbadon opened a portal to a fantasy world, jumped in to see...

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End Chapter 1

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