Academy Begins

"Alright! First introduce yourselves! And Sarada, turn off your Sharingan. It's not a toy!"

"But it's so coo- alright alright."

I sighed as I stopped trying to act like a troublemaker. Even though I can't see Shino's eyes, it does seems like he is irritated with me.

Sigh. The made him into a joke. Shino is actually one of those people whose arsenal will work on Otsutsukis, because their bugs are living creatures. And him becoming a teacher was just so random. And if he really wanted to, he should have become a cool badass Jonin-sensei.

Plus, he looks so lame with the weird thing he wears instead of the glasses.

"I will introduce myself first. I am Aburame Shino, the head of the Aburame Clan. I will be the homeroom teacher of your batch, so it's nice to meet you."

"Yes Sarada?", Shino asked calmly.

"Why do you wear that lame thing instead of the cool glasses that Aburame wear with the cool coat? You look lame."

"HAHAHA!"

Everyone started laughing, and Shino said, calmy, "Silence!"

He did look devastated that I made fun of his fashion, but he still answered me.

"We Aburame has more sensitive eyesight than normal, so this is a ninja tech. This way, I wouldn't have to be careful about it falling off."

"But why not like my glasses? Mine won't fall off as well. Dr Keisuke made it on my request. I am sure that you can get something cool as well. Honestly, Aburame are so cool and badass, and you are setting a very bad example as the head of the clan."

He was both devastated by being put down due to his horrible fashion sense, and proud due to Aburame clan being praised.

And I sat down after speaking my mind. Honestly, everyone in Boruto has incredibly bad fashion sense. Ikemoto is my official most hated manga artist.

Just how bad could Sarada's style could be!? A nerd, but with the clothes of a hooker. Even grown women don't wear dresses that shot, and she wore them as a kid, while being in the line of a ninja. Plus those heels...

Sasuke lost his duck-butt hair which was his identity, Naruto became a person who looks like he is suffering from hair loss, Hinata got her boobs nerfed, in this universe as well, and looks ugly asf.

The only people who look good are Sakura and Ino, and Kakashi.

Plus the post-timeskip? Sumire suddenly became a high school girl, Sarada remained a hooker but with even higher heels, and belts, everywhere.

I hid all of Sakura's belts and put them on fire using fireball jutsu. She doesn't wear them actually, thankfully. And she hasn't even tried searching for them in years and doesn't know that I burnt them all.

Sigh. This is a really cursed world.

And as I was busy with my monologue, the Introductions were over.

Well, everyone besides Boruto and Kawaki is filler in the manga anyway. But I still know the children of Konoha 13, like Boruto, Shikadai, Inojin, Chocho, Metal and Hinawari. Shino and Kiba didn't marry, and I don't really know who Tenten is. Plus, Neji died due to a stick. And I don't think I have really seen who Lee's wife is.

I gave up on anime because it was too boring, and only read the manga just out of curiosity because of how much of a fan I was of Naruto.

"Alright! We will start the classes with-"

And, the torture of Will of Fire begins. The only Will of Fire I will ever recognise is to put every Otsutsuki villain with no real motivation to be burnt by real fire, because the chakra created ones don't effect them.