Bleach

{ chapters will be time to time}

Two months have passed. And I'm already on my way back to Paradise. No, not real, just the first part of the Grand Line is called Paradise, and I absolutely understand why this happened! To live in the New World, though ... No, to survive. IN THE NEW WORLD IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SURVIVE !!! THIS IS A FUCK! NOT a moment of peace! Yes, these two months I have not slept at all!

- AU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U !!! - I even howled at the moon! Stop, why? Well, basically ... - A-U-U-U-U-U !!! ..

I howled for a long time, and then ... I got it!

[Got the Dumb Wolf trait

For howling at the moon. And for being DUMB!]

- Aahhh!, you just want to offend me! , take it away!

[Okay, okay, don't boil

The moron wolf trait became the wolf]

- Stop ... But, I told you to remove!

[Sorry, of course, but you won't be able to remove the feature. In general, you will howl at the moon now for physiological reasons, not psychological]

- I see ... said i that I hate you?

[Said]

- And why don't you even say I'm sexist?

[You are not worthy of such treatment]

- Oh, really! Now, how in some fanfiction with the system will I find a way to give you a body and you will join my harem?

[No. I wanted to tell you that sexism is too easy for you. I'm just thinking about which, the greater, minority of women you offend]

- A, clear. Why is everything not like people with me? BUT? "Although… I think I know the answer. Because I am an under-neko-vampire, - Eh ... And all because of one ... Woman. Hmm, what if the system has not yet reached the age of a woman and is a girl? Or maybe even a girl?

[You cannot discuss the age of a woman !!!]

- Hey ... If you are a girl, then it turns out I'm a pedophile. If a girl, then too ... In some cases. And if a woman is just sexist. Or, I do not understand something?

[PHe ... HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE]

- I do not like this laugh!

And it all started because of the moon ... No, though. The woman started everything !!!

- FUCKING CREATURE OF FEMALE SEX, LIKE YOU FUCK ME WITH YOUR SYSTEMIC FUNNIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Burn yourself, I'm not going there yet]

- Ha! I will find hell and leave it to the demons to torment! I am sure they will be glad to see you! By the way ... I can think of a punishment myself ... He-he-he ... Hey, the system, another such joke, and I'll put you into the body of a pumped-up man in a costume of a girl-magician and send you to a group of one hundred and twelve fagots with all the most terrible fetishes, and fed with Viagra, as well as other substances that increase potency and desire to have sex. And I'll leave you in a hot, cramped room !!! Although ... I'll put something in there that stinks and coughs up !!! And also, I will increase the sensitivity of your body and soul to the absolute maximum !!!!!!!!!!

[ What if I like this?]

- Uh ... Hmm ... Are you serious now?

[ Who knows…]

- In general, if this happens ... I will destroy everything connected with you !!! Yes, even all your versions, as well as your timeline !!! So much so that even someone who is really all capable of not being able to restore you !!! Nobody will know about you, except me, respectively, in order to rejoice at such an achievement.

[ You won't be able to]

- Why? ..

[You don't have enough strength. To do this, you need to be at least "Ms Deus"]

- Who's that?

[He has many names. He has nothing. But he has everything. He is the one who created existence, he is the one who monitors the integrity of the universe! He is our God and Creator !!!!!!!!!]

- Fucking fanatic!

[Absolutely not. In fact, no one knows if such a thing really exists. It's just that sometime some gods suggested that he exists. And the reasons why they thought about this are lost in history ... Fuck understand how, the gods have literally perfect memories and they cannot forget about something, but they somehow forgot about it ... They also say that "Ms Deus" is a humanization of a big explosion, such as the humanization of animals, which are also called furries]

- Ho-ho ... Theories of the origin of the universe ... Interestingly interesting. Miss, how about an offer to tell me about this ... Divine part of the universe of yours? ..

[Well, to be honest, I have nothing to do, so why not? In general, the first god was ...]

****

This conversation took a ... Half a month. Literally. The system for half a month told everything it knew about the gods and everything to which they were somehow involved. It turned out interesting, although so far useless. But the main thing here is for now.

As it turned out, becoming a god in the usual sense of this term is not so difficult. In total, collect a lot of fans. And the initially stronger the creature, the less fans it needs to be deified. But the number will be large anyway. Becoming a god is not painting grass in your garden. And the process requires Ideal, with a capital letter, planning and also Ideal implementation. Otherwise, instead of God, you will become the Unknown Crap. Maybe even spiteful.

Also, you can become a god simply by having tremendous power, sufficient to, for example ... Destroy the whole universe with one attack. However, if this is the case, there will be more advantages than the formation of a religion around him. Such a god has no attachment to religion, the world and something else. Simply, if religious worshipers lie, they will lose their strength, and although they will have the energy of God, they will not be able to use it. And if they try, their body and soul will become just lumps. And also, not religious, they can develop as they like, and do what they want.

Not that I want to become a god, but it is desirable. True, then it will become boring. Everything will come too easy, and I am a hardcore lover, I will not tolerate this and would rather cut my abilities.

Heh ... I am not even capable of destroying a mountain, but I am already thinking about how to destroy the whole Universe. By the way, I think I'll arrange this at least once. Not because God wants to, but because it is interesting how to do it, as well as what will happen next.

And in general, in connection with the stories about the gods from the system, I had a desire for something global. Well, there, a country, a planet or something larger, either create or capture. But the first is desirable. And not because I am such a humanist, but because creating from scratch is much more interesting than capturing what already exists.

And now, about other events. First, I returned to Paradise in the same way that I got to the New World. Only this time I was noticed and I accidentally, but in fact specifically because of hatred, killed a few Tenyurubitos. And I also couldn't wait to kill them all, but suddenly I remembered that it would be more pleasant to try them. What he said he did. And now, all these ... Heavenly worms, I can't call them dragons, they lie dead, buried in the ground as normal. Seriously. They were killed painlessly and without any hatred, as I cooled down, made a cemetery for all of them.

That's just, I didn't take into account all the consequences ... And now, someone worships me, and someone hates me. M-dya ...

And then, an attack from the Marines. I even met the Shichibukai a couple of times. But these meetings were somehow strange. The first was a very beautiful woman and she thanked me and then left, as I later learned it was Boa Hancock, and the second was the strongest swordsman in the world Drakul Mihawk. there was a fight in which I lost. In half a minute. But on the other hand, I managed to take some flesh from this guy and absorb it, thus getting ... No shit. This was the first such experience, and it seemed to me that I would get at least something, but it turned out ... I need to absorb it entirely, otherwise nothing will work out.

But! This fight gave me motivation to learn fencing! Initially, I just trained from books and with a changed appearance with the masters of my craft. The fruits were, but those that I would like. And as a result, I figured out what to do! I need to go to a world where sword fights will be the main type of battles! And I even have one in my memory. Bleach, or our chlorine.

He saved this world, and went first to the world of registration. It was necessary to unload things. Although there were not many of them, since most of them had already been dispensed during the last stay, there were enough new things.

But it didn't work out calmly. Alucard came with Seras, and a fight broke out. Not for death, but for life. Nobody died, but the damage was such that it would have been better to have died.

This time, these two were only slightly weaker than me. This despite the fact that Al fought by removing all restrictions. Yes, and they had a talent for magic. Of course, they are worse than me in this direction, but not to say that they are much inferior. In general ... We must quickly pump, otherwise at the next battle I will really die !!!

But, failures did not stop happening to me. Some shit happened while moving to Bleach.

- Uh, where am I? - Here, just white nothing. And I'm like that, flying in this nothing and trying to understand at least something, - Is this, like the world of Bleach after the use of bleach?

[Uh-uh ... What did you say?]

- Well, like, from English bleach is bleach. Got it?

[ No funny]

- I know myself. By the way, what is this point? Mud?

[Indeed, somewhere in the distance a dot appeared. And it slowly expanded. And then "Fuck it", and the increase became unrealistically fast.]

[ I understood! THIS IS THE MOMENT OF A NEW UNIVERSE BIRTH !!! BIG EXPLOSION!!!]

- WHAT?!!!!!!

I quickly brought up the travel menu and was about to escape to the world of registration. However, the sight turned out beautiful, and I decided to stay until the last.

A new universe was born, and I was left without half of my body. But i was alive and happy. And in Bleach's world. And with such a completed quest:

[Completed the quest "Big Boom"

See with your own eyes the creation of the universe

Reward: Trait "Who has seen everything", 6,900 OB

Who has seen everything

You've seen things that no one can imagine

Effects:

Gaze Skill - You can see from different angles

+ 26 Aura

+ 25 Intuition

+ 25 Strength of the Spirit

+ 24 Will

+ 24 Charisma]

- Wait, the system, but aren't the features, these are crutches, like titles? Or something like that?

[Not. Features are something spiritual and physical. While the title is just a title. The title cannot give effects, but the system does. But the features, even without the system, have the same effects, the system in this case only shows them and gives an approximate description]

- I understood. By the way, why did you become so accommodating?

[?]

-? Oh, I can do that too. Ahem-ahem ...?

[ ?]

- Okay, that's enough. This is already turning into delirium.

After putting myself in order, I tried to use the Gaze. And as a result ... It worked. Not to say that he will be useful in battle, however, for example, in reconnaissance he is very good. And it helps to hide. For example, you can merge with the crowd, and at the same time calmly observe the target, and she will navryatli understand that it is me, since at this time I will look in the other direction altogether. Well, maybe. This still needs to be verified in practice. Yes, and I am not such a genius in order to understand all possible uses of the skill in a few minutes. I didn't immediately realize that gravity manipulation can be used to maneuver something other than myself.

And now, it's worthwhile to understand where I am. Suddenly again in some garbage skidded?

However, no. I showed up right next to the start of the first scene in the anime. The road, at the edge of which lay a broken vase, and also several weakly wounded bodies.

- Hmph.

So, since I'm in Blich, I have to learn to see the spirits, otherwise I will miss all the events. So, how is it to do ...

- Hmm? - A semi-transparent girl came up to me. Stop ... Is that a ghost? I don't understand, I don't have a reatsu?

- Status!

[I / F: Alastor Harry Ol'Hail Zvilzen Wolten Dentar Potter

Race: Cat

HP: 4 310/4 310, Regen. 154 per minute

MP: 943/943 Regen. 81 per minute.

PP: 213/213

RP: 101/101

Characteristics:

Strength: 179

Dexterity: 202

Speed: 204

Stamina: 181

Intelligence: 176

Wisdom: 94

Intuition: 146

Strength of the Spirit: 252

Will: 270

Charisma: 234

Control: 501

Luck: 6

Aura: 232

Free Currency Points: 7 844

Titles:

Prevogotor

Features:

True Vampire, King of Serpents, Sea King, Wolf Who Has Seen Everything

Elemental Affinity:

Fire: 14.12%

Wind: 9%

Lightning: 5.62%

Land: 7%

Water: 22%

Life: 2.0134%

Death: 28.21%

Light: 4.001%

Dark: 37.32%

Order: 4%

Chaos: 2%

Skills:

Active:

Moving

Forum

Auction

Score

Inventory

VP Barrier

Body control

Telekinesis

Passive:

Magic Resistance

Paralyzing gaze]

- Girl, go away.

- Eh? .. Okay, - She calmly walked back to the vase.

- Hear, system, where did I get reatsu?

[, from One Piece. What they call will is spiritual energy. The energy of the soul, if simpler. Got it?]

- Uh ... Yes, - Great, the issue with the reatsu is resolved. Now, you can go look for your zampacto!

But first, it's worth remembering what this zanpakut is all about. It seems that in the anime and manga it was said that first shinigami are given Asauchi, swords without personality, and then, for a long time infusing power into the sword, they have a spirit, and Asauchi becomes a full-fledged Zanpakut. Well, I can't forge Asauchi, which means we'll look.

Also, it should be remembered that in Seireitei there is a School of Spiritual Arts where future shinigami are trained. So, in order to legally get Asauchi, I need to go there. But first I need to get into Soul Society, and for that I need to go through Senkaimon. Hmm ... I have an idea. Now that canon has just begun, Byakuya and Renji will soon appear to take Rukia. Well, then I have to go to their Seikanmon and use it to get to the society of souls ... Only ... How can I hide myself? If I hadn't had the reatsu, I could have entered calmly, however, in that case, I would not have seen them either. So ... We must hide our reatsu. Well, the "reatsu concealment training plan" coming up on the fly begins !!!

But first you need to find a comfortable place. I think some vacant lot will do. Like, the area behind this small town called Karakura.

With a quick glance, he walked across the area beyond Karakura and was satisfied. Indeed, a pristine wasteland ... Although there was enough greenery there. There, he created a VP barrier and began to train. Although from the outside it looked comical, do not forget that I arrive in true form, but the effect was sufficient. And, after a month, the result was add-on. Now, it remains to wait.

I have waited a long time. I even got bored. True, one cat, which is actually a woman, does not give you relaxation. He looks at me too suspiciously as if he understands something. Although, who knows these werewolves. And in general, how did Yoruichi turn into a cat in the canon? What is this magic outside of Hogwarts? Or, to be meticulous, animagism outside of Hogwarts. And ... We didn't get along. As a result, we fought six times and each time I won. Not surprisingly, Yoruichi most likely used this uniform for reconnaissance and did not expect to fight in it because she was not particularly trained in the `` Cat Style ''. But I, quite, because the result is obvious. And when she wants to take her true form, I just hit her in the face and she cannot normally turn into shape.

Finally, the moment of truth has arrived. At the road, a gate opened in an ancient Japanese style, in the shape of a circle. As soon as the doors opened, I immediately jumped inside. The shinigami inside, did not have time to notice something, although Byakuya sensed something was wrong, but apparently scored. However, I almost ended up on the other side as the gate closed.

- Oh, really ?!

I had to wait a few minutes until the gate reopened. And now I am in Seireitei. Just run away from the local Shinigami in Rukongai. No, I'm not scared, maybe just a little bit, just precautions. Byakuya exudes strength and fighting him is like committing suicide. Therefore, it is better to retreat for now, and then take revenge, in a fair battle.

- NYA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!! ..

Now, we need to scout out the society of souls. Well, to find out what is useful is also worth it.

****

- Finally, - I held out, turning into a man.

A week has passed. I was glad that I finally became a spirit ... In general, I separated the soul from the body, strengthened the spirit so that I could interact with the area, and finally, I was fully prepared to enter the School of Spiritual Arts.

My current location was a dark alley. I changed my usual clothes for a slightly torn long black haori and pants of the same color. He looked like another resident of the local area, except that my long hair attracted attention. But, apparently, there were so many loonies with strange preferences in appearance that, against their background, I am an ordinary, unremarkable person. In another way, I cannot explain the reaction of the residents. They looked at me for about five seconds, and then, as if nothing had happened, they continued to do what they had before.

So ... The enrollment in the academy will be in some number there, in human terms this is the twelfth of April. It's about ... a week. Okay, I think this will be enough to get comfortable with the new features. By the way about them! Transformation into a ghost is not just a deprivation of the ability to interact with the environment, but also new opportunities, such as ... Passing through an obstacle, spiritual vision, obsession, and maybe something else.

- Hey, you! - Some bull came up to me, - Give me all your money!

- Why would i?

- Aaa? I am great and terrible, Kuromizuchi ...

- Terrible for sure because a freak and a freak. And so, the fuck off, - Having weighed that not frail slap in the face, he already flew off five meters, I turned my back on him and began to leave. And he started shouting in my back all sorts of threats and insults, - fucked up ... - I turned a little towards him and put my hand in the direction of his face, - Die! .. - A ray of dark mana punched through the head of a scarecrow, and he fell off. Died at last - Weak.

- Hey, you!

- Again ?! - I turned to a new face, and immediately began to charge my favorite ray.

- U-calm down! I, Shinigami!

- Oh really? Well, if so ... What do you need? If anything, I was just self-defeating.

- Your last action is somehow not like this!

- Are you sure? - released My aura, and prepared to attack,

- Uh-uh ... N-no ... Just don't kill ...

- Thank you! By the way ... (Go away and forget about this incident )...

- Eh? The Shinigami lowered his gaze a little, then turned around and left.

- Huh ... - The incident is resolved so now you can go about your business.

I walked towards the first district of Rukongai. I flew too fast, so I did not notice how I ended up in the fiftieth district. Why did I just go and not run or fly? Conspiracy. For now, I should hide my reatsu, and for this I need to be completely focused, and with active body movements it will be difficult. Yes, and I have nowhere to rush.