Chapter 2 : Flirting You This Life, Dating You Next Life

Saraleo! Salawad! Saraleo! SA-LA-WAD!!!!!!

The moment I arrived in my room up until now, I didn't call his name with anger,

not even for a second. I feel like someone spit into my face and just left like nothing

happened. Leaving cool people like me standing in a temple for a long time.

My friends are all laughing happily, patting my shoulder comfortably and saying that

it was fine. That bastard buffalo's head is really big. Compared to being followed by

Green, it is even more difficult to approach Sarawat .

A few moments ago, the Sarawat fan group had moved their operations area to the

#TeamSarawatWives group. It is a private group wherein all members are adding

and exchanging each other's information about him and pictures of him without

his knowledge.

Seriously... This is definitely an alien group. They are totally out of this world.

It took a long time to find his name on Google. I could not find anything other

than information that he was on the list of high achieving students in the Faculty

of Political Science and his achievements won the classical guitar contest from

Siam Motor Groups. Fortunately, Ohm has included me in the group to make it

easier to track information about Sarawat. Be it class schedules, address, hobbies,

or people who have fallen in love with him. I'm afraid of their ways, because this is

really the work of a stalker.

Ting!

I sat quietly for a long time. I am also getting bored with the girls who send messages to get acquainted. Unfortunately, most of them are not eye-catching. So I

can't invite them to be my girlfriend just to fool Green Snackkiki. To be honest, I

still pictured his face even though I only saw his Facebook name, so until now I

still don't want to accept his friend requests.

Nara Thanatip

Tine

Even though I am only a first year student, I am very popular among girls!

Tine TheChic

Yep?

Nara Thanatip

Do you like boys or girls?

Why are you asking me like this?!

Tine TheChic

Girls, for sure.

Nara Thanatip

Is it true? What a relief!

Tine TheChic

What's wrong?

Nara Thanatip

I saw you in #TeamSarawatWives group and it surprised me.

Tine TheChic

Oh, my friend put me in that group.

I'm still wondering too. Who is Sarawat? 555+

Nara Thanatip

Good, I don't want you to chase Sarawat.

Tine TheChic

Why do you want me? 555+

Nara Thanatip

No, I want Sarawat.

That's all. Bye!

Tine TheChic

*sent a faint sticker*

*sent a mad sticker*

What is this? Asking things that are not important and then just leaving? If you still dare to seduce me in the future, I will not pay attention to you. You approached me since the beginning of the school year and now that you found a new pet, you are leaving me like that? Damn. So I closed the message tab and called Ohm right away.

"You... Hurry and find the Sarawat's number now! I will really catch him this time."

[What's wrong with you? Check your Line.]

" Huh? What the heck?"

[Something good is waiting for you.]

After that, he hung up and I immediately opened the Line app to check the message sent by Ohm. So what he said was good stuff was just a picture with a few words on it, but for me, this was the only way to send a message to the opponent right now.

Sarawat_Guntithanon@gmail.com

Damn it! I'm like going back to the MSN era again. I send him an email, introducing myself to make it formal. It's like I am applying for a job...

Tine_ChicChic@gmail.com

To: Sarawat_Guntithanon@gmail.com

Subject: hi

Hi! My name is Tine from the Faculty of Law. We've met once. Do you have time? I want to ask a little help from you. Whether we can meet tomorrow, wherever, it's up to you. I'm ok wherever and whenever...

I think that's enough, then click send.

Ten minutes later, I got a reply email on my phone. I immediately read it and his reply turned out...

Sarawat_Gutithanon@gmail.com

To: Tine_ChicChic@gmail.com

Are you crazy? Make an effort to send an email just to ask for sex? Wherever? Go fuck with a dog!

Shit! After reading it, my blood immediately rose. I quickly typed my reply and cursed in all caps that my hand was almost tingling. It was like seven lines in total but when I clicked send... SPAM!

He spammed my email.

Godammit! Pitbull terrier and me, we are not so different now because I'd like to maul him at the heels. What he did to me last night was really embarrassing. Now, my friends and I are figuring out how to deal with it. I have nothing about Sarawat, no number, Facebook, Instagram or even Twitter. He has none of these applications, and my email was spammed. There is no way we can contact him. I am so hopeless now.

"I think that cruel Sarawat is not the right person to help you." said Fong, frowning as he steamed his eyes.

"He is not cruel. He's an asshole." That is my real feeling.

"It's very difficult to approach him now. Make yourself all busy in the group #TeamSarawatWives. After all, the people in the group will help each other. If anyone finds his phone number and shares it, then we should take advantage of that." Suggestion from Peuk.

But you know, four boys appearing in the group page of the devil's wife... that's really embarrassing. "Is there a better and faster way?" I asked them.

"If one of the girls has got his number, why do they have to share it with everyone? They will definitely keep it for themselves. Idiot!" Fong has a point "So after finishing psychology class, let's run to look for him in the central building. Today, he has a class. In the afternoon, he will be at the Faculty of Law and then he will go to the central building because he had an English class there."

I really, really admire Ohm when it comes to this. He can detect faster than wearing his own underwear. "Tine, do you understand what I said?"

"Sure. Don't repeat it again because I'll be confused." "Okay. I'll go find something to eat. Do you want some?"

"No." I shook my head. I really don't want to eat something at eight in the morning. But my friends are eating like a horse. So while waiting for them, I'll just find ways on how to approach Sarawat.

"Tinneee~"

Oh, help. I quickly turn to that terrific sound, preparing to run away from Green. But it's probably hard to do that because he comes so fast like Usain Bolt.

"What do you want?" I ask in an angry tone. While trying to release my hand from his grip. His hands are more sticky than a gecko attached to the wall. Remove from this hand, stick to the other hand. He did not appear when we were gathered. But when friends went to eat, he suddenly appeared and caught me.

"I came and waited for Tine."

"I don't want to see you. Go away!"

"When will you change your mind?"

"What? I am not into you." "If you are mine, I can give anything you want. If you want a house, I will give you a castle, or if you want a mansion, I will build you a palace."

Damn! Even if you give me a mountain, I am still not into you. "I don't want anything from you."

He is touching me from head to toe and I find it really creepy. Now, people around here are starting to look at us. I am now trying to get out again.

"Let's have lunch together. I will take care of the bill."

"Leave me alone. I will go with my friends."

"Tine! Why can't you see the sincerity of my eyes?" I only see your false eyelashes!

"Stop dreaming. The more you get close to me, the more I hate you."

"Did you realize how I give you my sincerity?"

He is still going on, and taking the liberty of my hand to touch his nipple. Eww! Don't cross the line like this.

"Let me go." I say, gnashing my teeth.

"No, Tine, Ahhhh..." Stop that hell moaning! I really want to kick him down the chair! But I am gentleman enough so I just leave him there and run away.

"See you in the afternoon." Green waved his hand, with a cheerful face. Maybe he pleased the way my hand touched his nipple. Ewwww! That's ewwwwww!

"No need, I have an appointment." I turned and told him, with my feet still running.

"With whom?"

"Obviously not you."

"Let's go eat!"

"You animal!"

"Thank you for the compliment, see you later, dear!" How can I know where Sarawat is eating now? If it wasn't for this damn Green running and tangling me, I won't need him. Damn! For this time, this cool chic chic man named Tine has to look for him himself.

James Ji, Pope, and Mario can't come because they are afraid that they will mess up and disturb the target. And fate is in my hand because I found him sitting to eat with his friends at the cafeteria. I became more excited in my heart because I finally saw this bastard. I quickly went to sit at the table to his left and I focused on listening to their conversation.

This guy is bloody hot. There are many snacks and gifts on the table, no space to lay his arms on. Plus, the girls from every year keep coming to him like he is a public elevator. But he keeps a straight face, Oh, God, I really surrender all to you. Alright, the tough thing more than getting rid of Green is to get closer to Sarawat, and then make him to be my partner in crime.

"Sarawat, I'll buy you some sweets."

"Thank you, but I don't eat sweets."

"Then what does Sarawat like?"

"I don't like anything."

"Don't like anything?"

"I don't like others to buy something for me."

Wow! It was very painful for that beautiful girl. I can't believe he dares to speak out that kind of thing and doesn't give a fuck with anything. If I were him, I'd gladly take all of the offers. After sticking with Sarawat for almost two days, I realized some things about him.

First, he doesn't talk much. If you're not from his group, then he won't talk to you.

Second, this bastard is behaving very badly. No matter who or what item is given to him, he will immediately reject it.

Third, difficult communication. The only way to talk to him is you have to meet him. If I could have his number, it would be heaven for me.

Fourth, even if he acts despicable, his die-hard fans still stick to him because of his stunning face. After one minute... "Sarawat, may I ask for a photo?"

"Eating."

"No problem, just one shot, please."

"Okay. Give me the cellphone." He put his spoon on his plate and grabbed the girl's cellphone.

Why do people say that he doesn't like these things? Look at him serving her now.

"Smile. 3...2...1..." Click!

He immediately returned the cellphone to the owner and went back to eat, making his friends laugh. These people ask to take a picture with you, not ask you to take their picture. I also laughed, that is so freaking funny. How about the photo that Sarawat took for you, girl? Three minutes later...

"My friend told me to ask you... this Saturday, the club registration will begin. Which club will Sarawat register on?"

This time, the question is from a first-year girl who wore an ice cream-shaped badge.

"I do not know." The low voice answered indifferently, and then he rolled the egg and put it in his mouth and ate it deliciously.

"Too bad. So, is there an activity that you like? I want to join a club with you."

The girl asked shyly, was it really your friend? It looked like you were the one who wanted to know.

"What do I like? I like football, Muay Thai, archery, fencing, that kind of thing."

Damn! Why did you say that? Which girl would dare to play football, shooting birds, Muay Thai, archery, and fencing with you? Do you need to isolate yourself like this? And don't ask me how I can get closer to him, because it is hopeless now. I know you guys can guess that. I will wait here for a while. Wait until the time is right, then hurry up and approach him.

"Sarawat, where are you going ?" One of his friends asked him.

"I'll go first. See you in class."

"Be careful with girls! Don't let them eat you! That will be a big deal. Hahaha!" As soon as I watched his tall body and annoying face left, I rapidly cleaned my desk and followed him..

"Hey. Do you still remember me?" After putting my cutlery into the cart, I quickly turned to talk to him. Sarawat turned and looked at me immediately. Godammit! It seems like he wanted to chew my head.

"What?"

Oh, how friendly you are.

"I want to talk for a minute."

"I'm not talking to strangers."

Sweet words. "We just met yesterday. So, I am not a stranger. Just for five minutes, please?"

"Waste of time."

"Then three minutes?"

"Stop messing with me! You are so annoying."

He said that then turned and walked away. Damn it! From birth until now, I have never been ignored by anyone. Seeing him run away, I immediately followed him. At this moment, I felt Green's soul seemed to be joining me.

"Wait a minute. Let's just talk a little. I need your help.

" "..."

"Sarawat, I'll ask for just ten seconds!"

Right now everybody is watching us, and most of them are girls. If I am not so handsome like this, I guarantee that I will get my ass handed to me.

"Say it."

"I... I want you to help me... pretend to be..."

"Your time is up. Now, stop following me."

Then he left again, and again, and again! He made me look like a wind, out of his sight. Damn! What the hell! But someone like me could put my dignity aside. I hurriedly chased Sarawat and grabbed his cellphone from his back pocket.

"What are you doing?" Whoaaa! He's pissed off, and he finally wants to talk with me.

"Give me your number." I said while holding his cellphone above my head. Sarawat looked angry, aren't we even now?

"What kind of tricks are you gonna play on me? Do you wanna get hurt?"

"Give me first your number, please."

Just jerking the phone will make it wrong. But I don't know the password. So I don't know how to unlock it.

"Why should I give it to you?"

"If you don't give me your number, I won't return this."

Because I am a little shorter than him, I need to stand on tiptoes and dodge from him. This makes people around us start paying attention to us. But I won't give up.

"Give me back my phone now."

"Give me your number first."

"You want to play like this? Okay..."

After that, he aggressively wards my hand off. Because I feel a little bit shocked, I accidentally slipped the phone out of my hand. And this is starting to be a tragedy. Everyone around there was also shocked.

Bang!

The sound of something heavy falling to the ground and then breaking. That is the current state of Sarawat's cell phone.

"Er...ermm, I'm..."

"You!"

Before he can finish the sentence. The tall body was very angry like he was burning. He bowed his head causing our foreheads to meet. Then he pushed me to the back and I almost knocked my feet off. If he doesn't stop walking now, I probably walk backwards to the restroom.

"I didn't mean to break your phone." I said in a small voice while rubbing my forehead.

"You stole it from my pocket. Is that not on purpose?"

"But you're the one who pulled my hand."

"Stop..." "What?"

"Stop making excuses."

"Then I'll take responsibility for that. I will call my mother to ask for her money." In confusion, I pulled my cell phone out of my pocket and then looked for my mother's contact.

"No need." But he did a very rude thing.

He took my cell phone away from me.

"Hey! What the hell are you doing?"

"This is my hostage. I am not sure if you try to run away."

"Are you scared?"

"I guess your phone has many chats from girls. If I wanna attack you, I can just text them, right?"

"Damn!"

I blow a fuse, reaching my hand to take my phone back. The war begins in the center of the cafeteria. But with my crafty, I can lock my phone on his hand.

"It's been locked! Hahaha!"

"I don't give a fuck. You can take your phone back anytime if you are done fixing my phone." "Why? Come on!"

"Hold my words, troublemaker."

"Sarawat! I will keep eyes on you!"

I yell him at the back. He leaves, waving his hand with my phone. The only one thing I got is his broken expensive phone, and I need to pay for it! But all I want is his number...

The story of Sarawat's cell phone has been temporarily set aside because that won't be fixed in a day or two. If there is a chance, I am ready to argue with him again. But today, I have a problem... I am starving. Fortunately, this afternoon I had an appointment with my student code members for the second time to strengthen senior-junior relations. Students from our Law Faculty are all handsome and beautiful people, so we went to a Japanese restaurant near the university to eat. Too bad that my friends couldn't get together because they went with their respective code members as well. So, I had to sit alone with the seniors.

"Tine! Why did you come so early?" This is my sophomore year mentor, she is a cute little girl with her braces. Her name is Faeng. The very first time I saw her, I really wanted to flirt with her but unfortunately, she already has a boyfriend.

"Oh, I feel so hungry. Haha!" I replied.

"Alright, so, just wait for our senior and junior year mentors first. Ah! See! They are here!"

Even though our team has just a few people, we really take good care of each other. We started ordering several dishes. While waiting, we chatted with each other, until the new group of customers came in, and all the people here seem to be really excited.

"Isn't that Sarawat?"

P'Faeng pleases me. Men as cool as Tine, without delay immediately turned to look at the person who had just arrived.

Whoaaaa! Sarawat is coming with his three peer mentors.

"My God! They are sitting close to us." My code senior is beating my arm excitedly.

Uhm, P'... you already have a boyfriend.

Sarawat is sitting on the chair nearby, giving me a dirty look.

"Please eat as you wish. I will take care of the bill." A low voice is heard, though not loud, but can still be heard clearly. I don't know who the senior code is, but everyone is dressed very seriously, even to the point of wearing a tie.

"Whatever you'd like to order is okay for me. I can take anything."

Damn! Now acting innocent, huh?

"That's great, Sarawat! The prefect won't be picky."

Prefect! I got it. Our order is now completed. I got goosebumps on my arms because Sarawat is sitting next to me, and other people are watching him.

"Is there enough food?" I was shocked when the fourth year senior spoke.

"Yes. Let's eat now!" I say while laughing.

"No no no no. Not yet. Have you forgotten our tradition?"

"I forgot. I forgot. Hahaha!"

Actually I did not forget, I deliberately did it to change the subject.

"Go ahead.."

I stand up in front of them, glancing at the man who is sitting next to me. I feel like my cheeks are blushing like a little girl. Why does it have to be today? Sarawat and that "white lion group" is here, plus his fans who are peeking outside the restaurant.

"Tine, please start."

"Oh. Okay" I sighed heavily. "..."

"Sawadee Krap! My name is Tine, the chic chic man. I am a freshman, so cute, so handsome! I can be a top, bottom is also good! Hehe! Haha!"

Since words and singing is not enough, I also have to act funny. I covered my crotch and touched my butt at the same time while acting like a perverted man. Everyone laughed after watching it. I even saw Sarawat smiling and it made me stare at him furiously. Then I sat down again and immediately peeled the shrimp to immediately eat it. That was so embarrassing!

An hour passed, and the food was almost gone. I rushed to the toilet with the cellphone I borrowed from my senior code, and tried to call Peuk.

"Peuk! I met..." He is in front of me! Fuck!

[What? Who the heck did you meet?]

"Nothing, I'll call you later."

I immediately hung up then turned around. I saw Sarawat walking in front me and stood in the urinal right next to me.

"Did you come for dinner too?" I asked him.

"..."

"Sarawat!"

"Don't disturb me when I'm peeing."

"Shit!"

When he was done, he turned to look me in the eye.

"What's wrong?"

"Why did you laugh at me?"

"When?"

Sarawat is getting closer to me, too close that I can feel his breath on my face. What should I do? As someone who is a few centimeters taller, I have to play better. So I can only lift my head to face it.

"When I did the introduction."

"Ah, I'm Tine the chic chic? Right?"

"Yes. Why did you laugh?"

"So, what?"

"Nothing."

"..."

"It's cute."

After saying that, he stretched out his hand and rubbed my hair gently, and just left.

Ewww! Son of a bitch! You haven't even washed your hand yet!

It was too late when I returned to my room. I immediately took off my shoes and put them on the shoe rack next to the door. I used a landline, a home phone that my mother put up in case of an emergency at any time. I dialed my number and waited for someone to answer it.

[Hello]

"Wow, you picked it up very fast! I am sure you are now getting dizzy because you can't hack my password."

My pleasure right now is to provoke Sarawat.

[Are you afraid I would do such bad things?]

"I just called to say that if someone calls you, don't dare to pick it up. You have no right to invade my privacy."

[Okay. But Chompu's voice is very sweet.]

"You bastard!" I can remember that I flirted with Chompu just once, but I did not go on a date with her.

[Did you call just to say that?]

"Yes! As I said before, I don't want you to pick up the incoming calls on my cell phone. If not, I will reveal your phone number to the public. Don't you want to live a peaceful life? If you want your life to be chaotic, try me."

[Are you threatening me?]

"Of course! If you want to bring disaster to your life, then try it."

I quickly hang up the phone, feeling like my life is going to be on fire.

I turned on the computer to chat with girls on Facebook. I login as usual, but I can't open it. It takes a long time to open it. Is it because I surf the internet using my computer too often?

The first thing I noticed is the number of notifications coming in. I'm kinda used to having a lot of notifications. But this time is much more than usual. My curiosity made me click it immediately.

And then I saw my Facebook status...

Tine TheChic

'Sarawat is so delicious. I want to eat Sarawat!'

What the fuck!!!