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𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲.

As an artist, I had someone I was looking up to—a celebrity—whom I had so much in common with.

My 𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 was over Pretty Perry Peterson! Gosh! He was soooooooooooooo cute!

I had his pictures all over my social media walls and profile, I quoted him, and I adored him. He gave me so much inspiration for my artworks and he himself was a badass artist. Pretty Perry Peterson could create a magnificent painting with just his fingernails! How sic! (*o*)

I also loved him because of his astonishing looks. Pretty much everyone adored this celebrity because of his peculiar looks.

His physical appearance was to die for.

Pretty Perry Peterson was one time called the most perfect human in the planet; Planet's Perfect Pretty Perry Peterson, they proclaimed.

His skin glowed like zircon and his eyes were as blue and enchanting as sapphire. His blonde hair hovered around his back as it was really long. His lashes looked very dark and curly in a feminine manner. The dimples on both sides of his cheeks made me almost go coo-coo each time I bumped into his photo in my phone; his smile was so angelic that it gave me chill bumps!

Perry had no physical flaws and didn't even do a single surgery to look that way! 𝐔𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲... 𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝..

The philtrum of his upper lip made a dazzling curve and his lips were extremely red with a black dot beneath his lower lip, then a cleft chin that made his smile even more admirable. Of course I took a close detail of everything; I had a celebsession!

His nose was very pointy and it made his face even more aesthetic.

Perry Peterson was nicknamed Pretty Perry Peterson AKA 3-Pees in highschool, evidently because of his beauty. No one could stand it—𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭.

Pretty Perry Peterson was an artist, a model, and a social media sensation. Both his parents were politicians. I did enough research to know that Perry's favourite colour was pink, he loved playing ping-pong, he had a pig for a pet named Pig; his favorite food was pie and of course, his girlfriend was named Puppy.

         Now, I may have made Perry seem too perfect...

Perry was very... What's the word?

Perry was very stupid. :(

He was good looking and all, physically qualified to be the cause of one's celebsession but he was just too stoopid. Most of the things he did and said, no one could comprehend. But people loved him anyways, I especially.  "Just as they do with other celebrities who add no positive values," Remi had once told me. 𝑍𝑒𝑒𝑓, what a drama Queen.

At some point, I felt he was being intentionally stupid for a quality content on his social media but I viewed some things he did that made me feel, "damn Perry. Think!!!"

I adored him anyway and in short, his stupidity wasn't to be classified as a flaw to me. It was cool. He was perfect. Pretty Perfect Perry Peterson. <3

Once, Perry burned a thousand dollar in his new house during his house warming and when people asked him why he did such he responded, "Don't we have to keep the house warm? isn't that why it's called a house warming?"

He additionally built a duplex for Pig. The isle in the living room was designed with pure gold and some precious stones hung on the wall next to Pig's photos. He built the duplex next to his mansion and placed confused Pig in it to live there alone.

Perry posted a video of himself on Instagram using A LOT of cash to keep the fire in his fireplace burning every single day, and a comment came in from a 𝑛𝑜𝑡-𝑠𝑜 rapper, Orion, saying, "Someone has to speak up about some of the things Perry does. How can one be spending so much money on foolish things as this? If you're gonna do this, don't do it publicly, I beg of you. This isn't funny anymore. You spend money this way on very stupid things, meanwhile there are so many kids in Africa, dying in poverty. There are so many people around you who'd do well with just a piece of that money you'd give to them."

"Lol, no one around me would do well with a piece of money; everyone around me is bloody rich. Go wash out the poverty mindset from your brain. It's my money, I made it myself so why should I care about what anyone else is going through before I spend it? Did I give birth to them? I can't make myself happy because of the responsibilities of others? Oh, and by the way, I donate to the orphanage homes every week and give out to the sick children in five different countries, even in Africa—which is not the center for poverty you fool so GTFO. #pettyperry. Heeeheee."

"Those of you who brag about depression on social media like it's a good thing or like we care, are much more stupid than I am—3-Pees."

"Making reference to haters doesn't even make you special—3-Pees."

"I dunno why I'm never hungry when Pup cooks. I even feed Pig and he pukes. We're both never hungry when Pup cooks—3-Pees."

"We will never understand why people think it's okay to stick their tongue out in pictures thinking it portrays them to be the GOAT. You're a goat!—3-Pees."

"If y'all wonder why I act so dopey sometimes... Well I watched "A Thousand Ways To Die" for entertainment as a kid and practiced few. It didn't kill me physically but mentally—3-Pees."

𝐉𝐞𝐞𝐳, 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲.

"I may not be as smart as you but at least I don't use 'to' instead of 'too'—3-Pees."

"I am not biased; I hate everyone equally—3-Pees."

"Stop listening to break up songs and get a life!—3-Pees."

"Have you ever felt so pretty that you just wanna marry yourself? My mood rn—3-Pees."

" 'OMG Perry, you are so pretty.' Aw, I wish I could say the same about you—3-Pees."

"I haven't tasted food from the chum bucket but I've tasted my girlfriend's food—3-Pees."

"I taught that Terry thought theology through. I tried telling Terry to tutor thorough Twitter to make the tutorials though—3-Pees."

"Ugly people be the most motivational: "beauty comes from within." STFU and go fix your face!—3-Pees."

"They feel so comfortable walking on an object so high that it causes pain in the ankles and weaken muscles. They spend four hours at least, painting their face every damn day. They cover their natural hair with an artificial one and be looking like Medusa and you expect them not to carry problems? Don't sweat it bro—3-Pees."

"I miss the good ol' days when I and my lil' sis used to dress up in matching barbie outfits—3-Pees."

"Nursery rhymes are a jam. Know that—3-Pees."

Well, he did more stupid things than he uttered.

It got to a point where someone started a challenge called "as stoopid as Perry" and it began to trend!

I watched all the videos of it online and followed the trend ceaselessly. The more I watched the trend, the more I wanted to partake of it but not with such cultured friends as Remi and Aisha around me.

In a video, a guy left the gas in his house on and grabbed a match box, he struck the match box playfully, intending on setting the house on fire but mindful enough not to actually get it on. He turned to the camera smiling from ear to ear and said, "as stoopid as Perry!"

A boy grabbed his homework and on it was written "what is a chain reaction?" He wrote. " Dear miss Chelsea: I'm so glad you finally asked this question because I've always wanted to tell you. A chain reaction is the series of interconnected actions I take in response to your appearance in class everyday. It's a strong feeling of attraction towards my chemistry teacher at school, thus referred to as a chain reaction." Then he turned to the camera and said, "as stoopid as Perry!"

The next video in line was of a guy sweeping the sand on the seashore for an hour straight. "As stoopid as Perry!"

A lot of people around the internet had a celebsession over one celebrity or the other. I was just so die-crazy about Perry. I didn't care about what anyone said about his personality; he was unique and his flaws were perfect.

I was also capable of backlashing those who hated Perry, insulted his personality, or tried to slander him.

There were specifically some Twitter trolls whom said things about Perry, bad things, and then Perry's warriors came against them with all fierceness and might.

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"It's funny how y'all argue about someone who doesn't even know you exist."

"It doesn't matter if he doesn't know I exist. I stan him and that's it."

"Yeah it's okay to love a celebrity but don't go getting all irrational about it."

"And how am I being irrational oh ye smart alec?"

Remi laughed, "dude, his matter is all over your head! You post him on your social media every now and then, you become people's enemy all because they oppose him. And not to forget that you're so blinded by your obsession that you think everything he does is good, even when it's conspicuously wrong. I can't love someone to the extent of calling his wrong a right."

"Well tell me one of Perry's wrong that I called a right."

"Hmm, let's see. Oh, remember how he treated that poor lady?"

"I knew it! I just knew you were going to make a reference to that."

"Of course. It was trending greatly at that time. And that's just one out of the billions of other bad stuff he's done."

"Enlighten me," I folded my arms.

"A woman found her way to Perry and fought with the security only to passionately ask for some money because she hadn't eaten for days. Perry made a mockery of the whole scene and ended up giving her what she asked for, but tossing the money at her feet. That is so wrong! You don't do that! All because she asked you for money?"

"Guy, the woman felt so entitled. She said she was hungry, why didn't she pick the money up? You're the beggar here, even if someone plays catch with you just to give you that money, you have accept it because you need it."

"Now that's where you're wrong. Perry simply spat on that woman's dignity. For goodness sakes, that woman looked old enough to be his mother! Did he have to throw the money at her feet? He wasn't far away from her. He could have just stretched his arm a bit and humbly given this woman what she wanted but he scorned and ridiculed her situation out of pride."

"It's sad how you people wait in ambush for others to make mistakes so you can attack them, ignoring the thousands of other good things they've done. Perry gives to the poor and less privileged in a very big way. Do you know how much that guy spends on charity?"

"Of course I do! Because he does the charity then posts it online for more likes and applause. What is wrong is wrong, don't make it a right just to be woke. "

"Guy, did you see the look on the woman's face after he gave her the money? Like she earned it or like she was entitled to it! If she was truly hungry as she had said, she wouldn't think twice about selling her dignity."

"Wow Temitope!" He suddenly arose. "You know, just because you love a particular celebrity, doesn't mean you act so obsessed and stupid!"

He called me stupid. 𝐖𝐨𝐰! 𝐀𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧. 𝐋𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐥.

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⚘𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝙀𝙓𝙄𝘾𝙊𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙋𝙃𝙔⚘

            *𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍*

ΩAn obsession over a celebrity.

∆My 𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 was over Pretty Perry Peterson! Gosh! He was soooooooooooooo cute!∆

                    *𝐍𝐎𝐓-𝐒𝐎*

ΩIncompetent.

ΩNot as good or qualifed as one is made to seem.

∆...And a comment came in from a 𝑛𝑜𝑡-𝑠𝑜 rapper∆

              *𝐃𝐈𝐄-𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘*

ΩPassionate.

ΩObsessed

∆I was just so 𝑑𝑖𝑒-𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑦 about Perry∆

                      *𝐙𝐄𝐄𝐅*

ΩAlternative of jeez

∆𝑍𝑒𝑒𝑓, what a drama Queen∆

::♥• 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐉𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐀𝐆 "𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐌𝐂"

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