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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

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Chapter 27 Innate White Mouse Holy Body

Just when Xu Wenyao notified the Academic Affairs Office for a meeting, Wu Bin had already been sent to the hospital again.

Li Guotai, leading a group of specialists, rushed out, the specialists behind him all had shining eyes, rubbing their hands together eagerly.

"What happened, why is this kid back again?"

"Quick, ask what the problem is, which department is in charge?"

"It can't be cardiac surgery again, can it?"

"I really hope it's our department, I haven't published any decent medical research papers in years."

Hearing what the specialists said, He Bingbing's expression was very amusing.

Unlike the first time they brought Wu Bin in, this time the doctors didn't seem to be very worried.

Could it be that they were all so confident now?

He Bingbing's feeling wasn't wrong.

If it weren't for Li Guotai blocking the way, they would have rushed over to ask Wu Bin what happened.

Now, Wu Bin was a treasure in the eyes of these doctors.

A natural guinea pig with a saintly body!

Not only were his physical data extremely poor every time he was sent to their hospital, but he also always lingered on the brink of life and death.

Others have one foot in the grave, but he's hopping left and right at death's door!

Using Schrödinger's theory to describe it, Wu Bin was like existing in a state of quantum superposition.

You think he's a goner, but he's actually still alive.

You think he can survive, but once you look at his medical data, you would shout "shit."

He's not dead yet?

Li Guotai rushed forward to inquire about the situation, and the doctor responsible for the transfer explained the whole story.

Li Guotai was immediately shocked.

"You're saying, he got like this from playing a game?"

The transferring doctor was also somewhat embarrassed.

"Yes, Director, I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't been there."

Li Guotai: ...

This kid always manages to bring surprises!

At this moment, He Bingbing stepped forward and asked, "Director Li, what do you think is happening to Wu Bin now?"

With his rich experience, and combining Wu Bin's actions before he fell ill with his current condition, Li Guotai deduced, "He fainted from anger, that should be a stroke."

"Where are the neurology specialists? Hurry over."

Upon hearing Li Guotai calling them, the group of specialists was more eager than anyone and hurriedly came running.

"We're here, we're here, Director, we've arrived."

It has to be said, there is expertise in specialization.

Li Guotai could only make a rough judgment, but after these neurology specialists came and examined him, they immediately concluded.

"Indeed it is a stroke, and judging by the situation, it should be a stroke caused by small artery occlusion."

He Bingbing listened on the side with some confusion.

"Excuse me, what is a stroke caused by small artery occlusion?"

Li Guotai explained, "It's caused by high blood pressure-induced hyalinization of the small arteries, arteriosclerosis, and the like."

"You can understand it this way, the increased blood pressure causes changes in the blood vessels, which then block blood flow, leading to an obstruction."

He Bingbing nodded, indicating she understood.

"So, is a stroke more serious than a heart attack?"

Just as Li Guotai was about to speak, a group of neurology specialists suddenly began to exclaim in alarm.

"Shit, why is his blood oxygen dropping so fast?"

"Hurry, push him to the emergency room, straight to resuscitation!"

"Someone, get ready for surgery immediately!"

Originally quite composed, a group of experts became instantly terrified after hooking up various monitoring devices to Wu Bin.

Although they had psychologically prepared themselves, when they actually saw Wu Bin's medical data, they were still shocked to their core.

This kid is about to die!

As doctors, they instinctively tensed up upon seeing these figures.

Watching the group of experts frantically rush Wu Bin into the resuscitation room, the live stream viewers felt a mix of emotions.

"I know it's inappropriate for the occasion, but why do I feel like laughing."

"One second they're all smiles and laughter, the next it's total chaos. This is the little shock that the fragile college student gave them."

"Indeed, I just saw two doctors turn pale as if they were about to get sick themselves, haha."

"With those body stats, how could they not be nervous?"

Not only the viewers were laughing, but other doctors were too.

Only doctors who had treated Wu Bin knew that operating on him was a mixture of pain and pleasure.

The agony lay in the fact that once Wu Bin was pushed into the resuscitation room, his data seemed to tell the doctors that there was no need for resuscitation, just bury him.

For most doctors, this was a tremendous amount of pressure.

But the joy came from Wu Bin's incredible recovery capabilities!

The same medication had an extraordinarily good effect on him!

So, in order to gain precious medical data from Wu Bin, doctors first needed to handle the pressure themselves.

Li Guotai did not follow them in.

Although he was the dean, he was not an all-rounder.

Professional matters should be left to the professionals.

But explaining a bit to He Bingbing, this was something Li Guotai could do.

"Just now, Miss He, you asked whether a cerebral infarction is more dangerous than a myocardial infarction, but that question is somewhat one-sided," he said.

"In terms of danger, a myocardial infarction is actually more serious."

"Because once a myocardial infarction occurs, the heart stops beating, and blood cannot be delivered to other parts of the body, then there's a high probability the person will suddenly die."

"So, the mortality rate for myocardial infarction patients is the highest because often there are no professional medical staff around when they suffer an attack, and nobody is there to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR)."

Hearing Li Guotai say this, He Bingbing continued to ask, "Dean Li, are you saying that as long as someone can perform CPR, they can save a person having a myocardial infarction?"

Li Guotai shook his head.

"There's a chance of revival, but it's not high."

"Firstly because of the nature of the myocardial infarction itself, and secondly because many people actually don't know CPR."

"Untrained people think CPR is just chest compressions and mouth-to-mouth. But in reality, every step of CPR is crucial."

"Let me put it this way, professional CPR is very physically demanding, and correct and continuous CPR will inevitably break the patient's ribs."

Upon hearing this, the online viewers found it incredible.

"Damn, is CPR really that demanding? I always thought I knew how to do it."

"I had a buddy who claimed he knew CPR. I asked him to demonstrate once, and it nearly killed me laughing."

"His idea of blowing air was breathing in through the nose and out through the mouth."

"Upstairs, I don't get it. What's wrong with breathing in through the nose and out through the mouth?"

"Bud, you're breathing in oxygen through the nose, but what comes out of your mouth is waste air. You going to use waste air for CPR?"

"Patient: Thank you, I passed away peacefully."

After Li Guotai's explanation, many viewers in the live stream had an epiphany—CPR was not as simple as they thought.

If you blindly perform CPR on someone, you might just make things worse.