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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

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Chapter 26: Can This Be Made into an Article?

"Passed out from anger after getting his Pentakill stolen? Are you sure?"

Su Zhe was very nervous.

The reason he wasn't afraid of Wu Bin was that he thought Wu Bin had no background and even if they became enemies, Wu Bin wouldn't have the means to retaliate.

But if Wu Bin got hospitalized because of the anger Su Zhe caused, then the consequences...

Su Zhe didn't dare to continue thinking about it, and Zhong Chang, standing beside him, was completely panicked.

The other person, unaware of what they were thinking, said with a laugh, "If it were someone else, this would indeed seem outrageous, but for Wu Bin, it makes perfect sense."

"Think about it—last time, just a shout from the instructor sent him into a heart attack and he had to be rushed to the hospital. Imagine how big a shock being robbed of a Pentakill must be for him!"

"Plus, I heard that this time their dorm was playing a father-son match with Zhao Hao's dorm. Having such a crucial Pentakill stolen—could he swallow that indignity?"

The more Su Zhe listened, the colder his hands and feet became.

Getting emotionally agitated over a stolen Pentakill is normal, everyone has been through that.

But getting agitated to the point of fainting, that's just too much!

Just as Su Zhe was trying to gather more information, sharp-eyed Song Bing immediately spotted him standing in the crowd.

"Su Zhe, Zhong Chang! You two jerks, how dare you come and watch the spectacle!"

Song Bing, known for his explosive temper, charged up and punched Su Zhe.

At first, no one understood what was happening, and everyone started to intervene.

But once Song Bing was fired up, no one could stop him.

Song Bing viciously kicked Su Zhe on the stomach and cursed, "I must have been blind to have enlisted you as an ally. Tell me, how much did Zhao Hao pay you to do such a conscienceless deed!"

With Song Bing's outcry, the people around suddenly understood.

Turns out these two were the moles!

Freshmen are very clear about their love and hate.

Although they had negative opinions about Wu Bin, acting as moles was unacceptable—it was despised by everyone.

So, once the truth was known, instead of stopping the fight, everyone pretended to intervene while actually kicking Su Zhe and Zhong Chang quite a few times.

By the time the dormitory supervisor found out, both of them had been beaten black and blue, unconscious.

The school doctor was cursing in anger.

He had thought being a school doctor was an easy job, but now it turned out to be the opposite, with significant incidents happening every few days—incidents they couldn't even handle.

As Wu Bin was put on an ambulance, online spectators in the livestream began discussing fervently.

"As expected of my Brother Wu, getting sent straight to the ambulance after a Pentakill is stolen, that's intense."

"No wonder Dean Li decided to get Wu Bin a medical card, his foresight was truly remarkable!"

"Just now I saw Wu Bin collapse all of a sudden, can someone knowledgeable explain what's happening? Did he have another heart attack?"

"I don't think so, Wu Bin didn't clutch his chest before collapsing, but he just fell directly, so I think it must be some other ailment."

The netizens were abuzz with comments, and this post on the campus network was instantly topped and turned into a hot topic.

"Due to a stolen Pentakill, delicate college student faints on the spot!"

This post, once made, was immediately reprinted by various major media outlets.

Xu Wenyao just returned to his office, his mood lifted as he made himself a cup of tea.

This time, his use of Wu Bin in an internal campus rectification campaign had been very successful, and the Ministry of Education had already called to say they were prepared to reward him.

Before this, all the school leaders thought they would definitely be held responsible for Wu Bin's sudden death.

But after Xu Wenyao's operations, it turned into an excellent promotional effect instead.

"This Wu Bin, he really is my lucky star!"

Xu Wenyao contentedly sighed, "While Wu Bin is still quite popular, I need to promote him well and bind his image tightly with our Agricultural University."

"What should we do, though?"

Just as Xu Wenyao was frowning in worry, Yang Kang rushed in from outside.

"Principal, there's a big problem, Principal!"

Seeing Yang Kang so flustered, Xu Wenyao appeared calm.

"Instructor Yang, you're about to be promoted. How can you still be so unsteady?"

Although Yang Kang had been affected by Wu Bin's heart attack and had started speaking in gentle tones,

he had not only avoided punishment but had even been rewarded and promoted through Xu Wenyao's scheming.

After this incident, the Ministry of Education began to pay attention to the physical health of university students.

After a round of screening, they really did identify students with health issues and promptly eliminated numerous hidden risks.

Yang Kang said with a wry smile, "Principal, I'd like to be steady too, but this matter is really too serious to remain calm!"

"Wu Bin, he fainted again!"

Xu Wenyao's hand trembled, and tea spilled from his cup, scalding his face.

"Wu Bin fainted again? Hurry and tell me, what happened!"

Xu Wenyao was no longer calm.

His instinct told him that Wu Bin's fainting was definitely no minor issue.

At this critical moment, when everyone was focusing on the Agriculture University, if Wu Bin caused any trouble, his efforts during this period would have been in vain!

"Does it involve our teaching staff?" Xu Wenyao asked urgently.

Yang Kang shook his head: "No, it was a conflict between students."

"So, is there a problem with our management system? Did they fight?"

Yang Kang still shook his head and explained the whole situation to Xu Wenyao.

After hearing everything, Xu Wenyao's first reaction was disbelief.

"He passed out from anger because someone stole his Penta Kill in a game?"

Xu Wenyao looked perplexed.

If he hadn't known how fragile Wu Bin was, he might have thought Yang Kang was joking with him.

However, Xu Wenyao quickly regained his composure.

Instead of panicking, he clapped his hands and laughed out loud.

"Good, good, good! Heaven helps us, indeed heaven helps us!"

Yang Kang looked at Xu Wenyao in shock.

Xu Wenyao couldn't have been so affected that he had gone mad, could he?

Yang Kang hurriedly added, "Principal, did you fully understand what I just said? Wu Bin was so angry he fainted and was sent to the hospital, and according to the medical team, it's very likely a cerebral infarction, a very dangerous situation!"

Xu Wenyao's smile grew even broader.

"Great, the more dangerous the better. It accentuates the seriousness of the matter and serves as a warning to everyone."

Yang Kang, failing to keep up with Xu Wenyao's thoughts, asked, "Principal, sound a warning for what?"

Xu Wenyao said earnestly:

"Of course, a warning that playing video games is harmful to physical and mental health!"

"This is a good opportunity to address the undesirable trend of students' addiction to electronic games on campus!"

"Notify the Dean's Office to hold an emergency meeting."

Yang Kang was dumbfounded.

Could this really be turned into an issue?